leggywillow wrote...
Here's a good Joker-related mission: His hat goes missing. You have several options:
-Buy him a new hat:
Paragon: Get one that says "Galaxy's Best Pilot"
Renegade: Buy him an ugly pink wool hat and act offended if he won't wear it
-Find out who stole his old hat
Paragon: Demand that they give the hat back
Renegade: Let them keep it and tell Joker that you let Grunt eat it
Whilst I like the concept, I think the option should be something along the lines of;
-Buy him a new hat:
Paragon: Get him one that says "Galaxy's Best Pilot"
Renegade: Get him one that says "Property of Shepard" and insist he wear it always.
-Find out who stole his hat:
Paragon: Demand that they give the hat back
Renegade: Beat this seven shades of sht out of them, then triumphantly return to the Normandy, not forgetting to bug the hat before you return it.