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[carilynn46]

O_O yeah.... I think I know what your saying I like tali to in that annoying little sister kind of way lol but yeah the support stuff... *sigh* I just hope IF there is a joker romance there won't be some hidden talk about his disease or something joke or not its like yeah thanks for stabbing the knife to the fans

[Trapper_920]

I'd like a nice painted pewter statue of Joker.

Clock and motion sensor with Joker commentary is optional but would be great.

Edit: Painted or Pewter Statue.

Modifié par Trapper_920, 13 octobre 2010 - 12:47 .

[Trapper_920]

I will admit freely that I would totally buy a tickle me Joker if they make one.

[Rhia87]

carilynn46 wrote...

so i was playing threw mass effect today and thought that BW gave Tali fans a low blow perhaps making fun of them? cause when you go in the club on illium and listen to the Qurian talking to the Turian about her relationship with a human.... yeah I would say it was a low blow I hope we don't get that over joker O_O like see some crippled kid in a wheel chair in ME3 talking about how this woman said she would be gentle.... cause that would be awlful

Oh, man, I love Oblivious!Quarian and Friend-Zoned!Turian. They're hilarious.

I don't think that BioWare was making fun of the Tali fans with that one, honestly. (And even if they were, the fans still got the girl, as it were.) I think the closest to 'teasing' that they've gotten is with Kasumi-- apparently, if you're romancing either Garrus or Tali, she'll make a comment to Shep about how "a lot of people want you to be together!" Which, again, I find hilarious.

I doubt there'd be any direct shots at us in ME3. (We are, honestly, probably too small a population to merit that kind of response.) I'm just going to remain optimistic and keep my fingers crossed for pilot love in the next game!

[carilynn46]

Pilot love FTW! and as for a tickle me joker I can so see it saying "I love to make children laugh" hehehehe O_O though i don't see why it would say that

[Rhia87]

carilynn46 wrote...

Pilot love FTW! and as for a tickle me joker I can so see it saying "I love to make children laugh" hehehehe O_O though i don't see why it would say that

Especially if it says it in that incredibly dry, sarcastic way that the line was originally delivered.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Even if we cant have it, at least let Shep have it on her desk

[Trapper_920]

Even better if Joker had a picture of Shepard somewhere near his pilots chair.

[Trapper_920]

Perhaps a artistic rendering of a Shepard pin-up poster. You could have fun with giving him a hard time about that in a convo topic.

[NamiraWilhelm]

^ She peeks under his bunker and finds a pic of herself, next to some other questionable items... could be very good indeed

[Trapper_920]

Like wise if you prod Joker about that stuff he could come back with a comment about the plushie of him on her desk.

*Trapper_920 grins evily
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Shepard quietly walks up to the bridge and sees a holograph of her face just over Jokers shoulder.

Holo Shepard: (sultry tone) Mmm Jeff come closer.

Shepard raises her eyebrow as she tilts her head to see more of the hologram. A grin crosses her face as she see the graphically altered pin-up body with her head on it.

Real Shepard: (mocking tone) So I give you a little shore leave on the citadel and you buy that?

Joker Jumps and shuts off the holo projector.

Joker: Look who's talking. I seen the security feed from your bedroom, whats the deal with the 3 foot tall plushie that looks a lot like me?

Shepard's face turned a brilliant shade of red.

Shepard: Wait you watched that on a security cam? I thought I had gotten all of those damn Cerberus bugs.

It was Jokers turn to blush this time and he looked a little nervous.

Joker: Umm yea right, Cerberus put those things all over the place.

Shepard looked at him a bit crossed.

Shepard: EDI?

EDI: Sorry Jeff but I told you she would find out.

Shepard gave him one last cynical grin and turned to walk away.

Shepard: Perv!

Modifié par Trapper_920, 13 octobre 2010 - 05:00 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

Haha 3 foot? if its that big we might as well get his real height! It wouldn't be weird so long as it wasnt inflatable...



Like the hologram use, Shep could have found out it was used for more sordid reasons

[Eliantariel]

@Trapper_920: that's a kind of banter I would really like to see, I hope we really get more opportunities to have a real banter with joker - his funny comments are great but I want to respond on that



Hi there, I just dropped by to say that I really adore Joker and that I support a romance too, of course.



Sorry for my english - it is not my native language and this is the first time I ever wrote in a forum. But I really like to support you



I do think it would be fitting to get a romance in ME3 - in ME1 you only get start to know each other and I have the feeling that Shepard is more concentrated on being spectre and saving the galaxy. As Garrus in ME2 already mentioned: it was a fast hunt to find Saren. In ME2 Joker is happy to be back again on the Normandy and I think he needs some time to find out that there is someone he loves more than the ship



I just replayed ME1 with a Shepard that will stay single in hope to get a romancable Joker in ME3 - if not, well she will stay single and maybe the end of the game lets some room for imagination and hope that Shepard and Joker may find together afterwards...



I noticed that Joker says something like the last two years were horrible (without Shepard) and later, that he is glad that he has not to wear any longer the underwear of the alliance and that it took 1 year to heal the weals (I hope that was the correct word - I am playing the german version, so this is just the translation). So I wondered when exactly Joker left the alliance and went to Cerberus. At least 1 year after the destroying of the Normandy. Maybe earlier. But even while beeing with Cerberus (and I suppose he was allowed to fly again) he was not happy. I hope that means that he missed Shepard

[Trapper_920]

Well I was trying to think of a size that would be unmistakable for representing Joker  but it could prolly be a 1 foot tall item.

But I think it would look better on Shepard's bed than on her desk. <3:wub:

[Trapper_920]

@Eliantariel

Just curious what is the German word you were trying to translate? If memory serves right your translation is correct.

Modifié par Trapper_920, 13 octobre 2010 - 05:25 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

It would, but that be a little weird. BUT if we cant have the real thing, then why the hell not? We could play pranks on the crew by placing it in various spots on the ship. Like next to Jacob in bed for when he wakes up.

[Eliantariel]

The german word that Joker uses is "Schwielen" - it seems that the underwear of the alliance is quite stiff...I wonder if the other alliance members have this "problem" too

[hitorihanzo]

Tooneyman wrote...

The more people who hit this baby up the more we are likely to get a joker romance. We need to be loud and proud. Be polite when giving your support and have a clean debate. This is the reason why we  need a joker romance for the femsheps. They got cheated out on in the ME 2 so lets give the ladies the coolest dude on the normandy. Are you with me?

Aha ha ha ha ha!  I can see it now:  "Ow!  You broke my hip!"

Besides, if you smash with Joker, EDI will get jealous and try to kill you, leading to a sequence of events where she feels forced to kill the entire crew because they try to pull the plug.  I like the Normandy having a voice.  So, I must say NO JOKER ROMANCE!

[Trapper_920]

Well I'm guessing the term "Calluses" is probably the better translation.



Thinking about it that sounds quite painful considering the cause. LOL

[Trapper_920]

hitorihanzo wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

The more people who hit this baby up the more we are likely to get a joker romance. We need to be loud and proud. Be polite when giving your support and have a clean debate. This is the reason why we  need a joker romance for the femsheps. They got cheated out on in the ME 2 so lets give the ladies the coolest dude on the normandy. Are you with me?

Aha ha ha ha ha!  I can see it now:  "Ow!  You broke my hip!"

Besides, if you smash with Joker, EDI will get jealous and try to kill you, leading to a sequence of events where she feels forced to kill the entire crew because they try to pull the plug.  I like the Normandy having a voice.  So, I must say NO JOKER ROMANCE!

Days like today I wish I had moderator rights to this thread!

I would so hit the big red delete right now.

[hitorihanzo]

Trapper_920 wrote...

hitorihanzo wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

The more people who hit this baby up the more we are likely to get a joker romance. We need to be loud and proud. Be polite when giving your support and have a clean debate. This is the reason why we  need a joker romance for the femsheps. They got cheated out on in the ME 2 so lets give the ladies the coolest dude on the normandy. Are you with me?

Aha ha ha ha ha!  I can see it now:  "Ow!  You broke my hip!"

Besides, if you smash with Joker, EDI will get jealous and try to kill you, leading to a sequence of events where she feels forced to kill the entire crew because they try to pull the plug.  I like the Normandy having a voice.  So, I must say NO JOKER ROMANCE!

Days like today I wish I had moderator rights to this thread!

I would so hit the big red delete right now.

Why?  Because I don't agree with you?  Learn some tolerance.  Anyways, the last part of my post was me being silly.  Stop taking yourself so seriously.

Doesn't change the fact that a Joker romance option is, IMHO, silly.

Modifié par hitorihanzo, 13 octobre 2010 - 05:55 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

hitorihanzo wrote...

Trapper_920 wrote...

hitorihanzo wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

The more people who hit this baby up the more we are likely to get a joker romance. We need to be loud and proud. Be polite when giving your support and have a clean debate. This is the reason why we  need a joker romance for the femsheps. They got cheated out on in the ME 2 so lets give the ladies the coolest dude on the normandy. Are you with me?

Aha ha ha ha ha!  I can see it now:  "Ow!  You broke my hip!"

Besides, if you smash with Joker, EDI will get jealous and try to kill you, leading to a sequence of events where she feels forced to kill the entire crew because they try to pull the plug.  I like the Normandy having a voice.  So, I must say NO JOKER ROMANCE!

Days like today I wish I had moderator rights to this thread!

I would so hit the big red delete right now.

Why?  Because I don't agree with you?  Learn some tolerance.  Anyways, the last part of my post was me being silly.  Stop taking yourself so seriously.

Doesn't change the fact that a Joker romance option is, IMHO, silly.

Ok, you've spouted your opinion, in a thread dedicated to the opposite. Goodbye now

Now, we shall ignore the troll

[NamiraWilhelm]

Trapper_920 wrote...

Well I'm guessing the term "Calluses" is probably the better translation.

Thinking about it that sounds quite painful considering the cause. LOL

Calluses from underwear? I thought he teamed up with cerberus for the ship, now im thinking it was the underwear!

you know, there really arent enough pics posted in here. I have none of my own, but you know, people must have their own lovely screenies ??