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[NamiraWilhelm]

A new lil chapter to the lil Shoker i wrote? Certainly not  And certainly not rated M

[FenrisDeSolar]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

A new lil chapter to the lil Shoker i wrote? Certainly not  And certainly not rated M

Oh, you! I will read it as soon as I've eaten, I swear it! Expect a review!

[NamiraWilhelm]

Hehe, thanks



only wish i had time to read Shokers myself, damn my twelve hour work days

[aeetos21]

Joker and EDI FTW! What? Everyone was rooting for Cameron and John Connor on the Terminator TV show. So what if haxing sex with the intercom would be disgusting, sex with anyone would be hazardous to Joker anyway.



Aight, all whackiness aside I don't know if we've seen a suitable crewmate or what have you for everyone's favorite helmsman yet. I imagine him with a lady who can bust his balls and down a beer but be sensitive to his vulnerability also - physical and mental.



Some food for thought BW if you're reading!

[NamiraWilhelm]

^FemShep is perfect for Joker. He just doesn't know it yet

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 23 octobre 2010 - 07:34 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

 @aeetos21, "I imagine him with a lady who can bust his balls and down a beer but be sensitive to his vulnerability also - physical and mental." This sounds like FemShep to me! 

[fr34k3r]

EDI's a friggin' AI. Joker deserves a real woman. ;D Or man, for that matter. XD

[Ryzaki]

fr34k3r wrote...

EDI's a friggin' AI. Joker deserves a real woman. ;D Or man, for that matter. XD

Yes. Joker needs some lovin'

[Tooneyman]

Ryzaki wrote...

fr34k3r wrote...

EDI's a friggin' AI. Joker deserves a real woman. ;D Or man, for that matter. XD

Yes. Joker needs some lovin'

Why can't joker have both. EDI is in the ship now so she can be the vibrating chair and Shepard can be on top of him. Anyone else seeing what I'm seeing hehe.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Tooneyman wrote...

Why can't joker have both. EDI is in the ship now so she can be the vibrating chair and Shepard can be on top of him. Anyone else seeing what I'm seeing hehe.

Sorta... But then, why not just toss Legion into the equation as well...? o_O Turn it all into a organic-mechanic superorgy... Sorry, that's sort of NSFW, isn't it. xD

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 23 octobre 2010 - 11:40 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

Oh dear, we officially need a pic of Joker with a sign saying 'this way to the gutter' like we have for Kaidan!

[FenrisDeSolar]

I think you have a point NamNam... Anyone here have more time on their hands than I do? Dx I'm drowning in the amount of stuff I've got going on, but I promise, if no one else produces a Gutter-Joker, I will. o_o

[NamiraWilhelm]

Lol, we just need a good enough piccy... i shall browse!

[NamiraWilhelm]

Made an attempt, and its turned out goofy

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Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 24 octobre 2010 - 12:41 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

LOL!! He looks like he's already involved in something totally gutterific! I love it. xD

[NamiraWilhelm]

i made this but the lower part (dialogue options) isnt very clear....

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edit: awwww its part of the joke but you cant see it

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 24 octobre 2010 - 12:52 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

Lol, no I see it... xD I had to strain my eyes a little, but I can tell well enough what it is! xD It's awesome...

[NamiraWilhelm]

Thanks. Im gonna put a load of screenies in my album, in all the other gush threads they're practically spammed by the amount of pics posted. Poor Joker gets none! And that makes him...

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[FenrisDeSolar]

Aww, Joker looks so sadface in that picture. O_O

[NamiraWilhelm]

Its because Bioware deprives him of the chance to romance Shep

[FenrisDeSolar]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Its because Bioware deprives him of the chance to romance Shep

Which begs the question; WHY?! WHY BIOWARE!?! WE LOVE YOU! Why can't you just treat us right! >_< Your loyal fans, your amazing characters... Don't we deserve a little lurve in return? T-T

[NamiraWilhelm]

Joker love

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[NamiraWilhelm]

Its not enough until he comes to us on the next inevitable suicide mission

[Eliantariel]

Namira, thanks for continuing your Shoker fanfic - it was about time for Joker and Shep



I would like to post my Joker screenshots too - but I never did this before - how can I do this with my pics on the hard drive? Do I have to load it up to the internet or how does this work?



I played Horizon today again and I think I found the person who looked a little bit similar to Joker, but without the hat it is not so easy to see... but it is only a small similarity, I think they look different. I don't think that Bioware would dare to use Jokers model for a npc....



And concerning Joker and EDI: as EDI already stated, she is not hormonally involved, she is still an AI, even if she sometimes react quite human. Mordin says after his recruitment that EDIs voice has simulated emotions. EDI can or should only be able to act according her programming. And even if she would evolve, she would logically see that she does not fit to a human - Legion would be a better partner for her - maybe the Geth can find a body for her too.



For Joker I think EDI is after the collector attack a personalisation of the Normandy. But that does not mean, that he would develop romantical feelings for EDI. He is still aware that there are sexy women around him (his comment concerning Morinth). So I personally see Joker and EDI as a good team (only as a team they can get the most out of the Normandy) but nothing more.



And bringing Joker and Shep together would not be precipitately but a development that makes sense. They have history together, they trust each other and Joker got time to think about his feelings for Shepard, and maybe he wanted to see in which direction Shepard developed after her resurection and if she decided to start a relationship with someone else.



So in ME3 everything is clear for a new romance start (and Joker should really start to hurry.. he made it now long enough exciting).