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[FenrisDeSolar]

Wejki wrote...
*snip*
We WILL repeatedly bang a cripple, actually.

*snip*

I fixed it for you, honey.

[Trapper_920]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Wejki wrote...
*snip*
We WILL repeatedly bang a cripple, actually.

*snip*

I fixed it for you, honey.

You can do it... you can do it all night long...

[FenrisDeSolar]

Oh, yeah, Trapper! If Joker goes through the painstaking journey up the elevator and into Shepard's quarters we can't let him leave until we've properly rewarded his unfaltering loyalty... In more ways than one~

I mean, they gave us a double bed for a reason. xD

(Forgot to mention the shower, the waist-height desks and worktops and all those nifty corners. Make of that what you will.)

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 02 novembre 2010 - 05:01 .

[Vicki Taylor]

Trapper_920 wrote...

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Wejki wrote...
*snip*
We WILL repeatedly bang a cripple, actually.

*snip*

I fixed it for you, honey.

You can do it... you can do it all night long...

Trapper, silly boy! Not in public!
And, oh, can you imagine those nights with Joker? Dear Goddess. I can hardly wait

[Trapper_920]

Wejki wrote...

Trapper_920 wrote...

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Wejki wrote...
*snip*
We WILL repeatedly bang a cripple, actually.

*snip*

I fixed it for you, honey.

You can do it... you can do it all night long...

Trapper, silly boy! Not in public!
And, oh, can you imagine those nights with Joker? Dear Goddess. I can hardly wait

What? All I said was you could do what ever it was you were doing and do it all night long.

[Vicki Taylor]

Trapper_920 wrote...


What? All I said was you could do what ever it was you were doing and do it all night long.

Oh of course, I apologize my lord. Please, forgive me.
But I doubt Joker would bear something like this! 

[Eliantariel]

Time for a Joker pic

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[Vicki Taylor]

Eliantariel wrote...

Time for a Joker pic
*snip*

Thank'ees! You've made my day. :3

[Trapper_920]

Wejki wrote...

Trapper_920 wrote...


What? All I said was you could do what ever it was you were doing and do it all night long.

Oh of course, I apologize my lord. Please, forgive me.
But I doubt Joker would bear something like this! 

Lord?...<_<  Thats a new one. I've been called many things but never lord.

I'm sure Joker would love to try the zero G back swim, I know I would like to....:innocent:

@Eliantariel  - I'm so making that same face right now, LOL.

Modifié par Trapper_920, 02 novembre 2010 - 10:23 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

Wejki wrote....

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@CDRSkyShepard (woah, we will have to find a shorter nickname for you ) welcome! Have a sit here, in our little kingdom :3 Want a cookie? We haz lotsa. And we like new faces. Hope I didn't horrify you yet

Why hello! I definitely will have a cookie, but I can't eat too many or else I'll become addicted. Don't worry, you'd have to work pretty hard to horrify me. I mean, come on, I'm a sci-fi nerd of the highest degree and love the daylights out of our favorite sarcastic pilot. As for the name, I guess we can just refer to me as "Sky." My femShep's name is Skylar, so that's where the "Sky" comes from. And, if y'all didn't already guess, Sky has a huge crush on her pilot. Glad to be here.

Oh, and it seems like our friend MyNamesNotLuke deserves the Joker double-facepalm...I think everyone knows which picture I'm talking about. (And yes, I love the smileys!)

Modifié par CDRSkyShepard, 02 novembre 2010 - 11:25 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

Referring to someone with a disability as a 'cripple'?

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He not crippled, just a little structurally impaired
Ya, let Daewan write that first date fanfic  when he has the time

[Kalithera]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Totally supporting this! Joker is one of my favorites, if not my #1 favorite. I totally relate to him since we're both pilots.

First off, I think that Joker has to be the most logical romance option for femShep, period. I don't just throw this out there, either. Sure, the other characters are definitely feasible, but if you really look at it, it just doesn't make sense that the developers haven't given us a Jokermance.

For everyone's sake, I won't totally re-iterate what has already been posted on the 143 pages of this thread, but I will post some points I feel are important to consider:

1.) Shepard (paragon, at least) took the time to understand him in ME1, and Joker totally felt like an a** when he made the assumption that she wanted to harass him about his illness. He's loyal to her because she looked beyond that and recognizes him for who he is. It seems to me he feels like he doesn't have to prove himself to her.

2.) Shepard puts his safety first at the beginning of ME2, leading to her death. That has to mean more to him than just, "Woah, I saw you get spaced!" I mean, come on, the guy was obviously upset that she got blasted out into space.

3.) He voluntarily joined Cerberus, and was the only member of her crew to do so before she came back to life. He was the only former crew member that even knew about the possibility she could come back. Something tells me he did some digging to find out where her body was and found out about Lazarus...and why would he do that unless he cared? (Okay, yes, maybe the Illusive Man found him because he needed a pilot, but I still say TIM wouldn't have been able to convince Joker to join Cerberus if Joker only cared about flying. In addition, TIM didn't trust the loyalty of any of Shepard's other crewmates, but he did trust Joker...this makes it seem like Joker has a very strong loyalty to Shepard, no matter where she goes.)

Given all of this, I can totally see where an attraction to Shepard could come from. Joker would obviously follow Shepard to hell and back (oh wait, he already has...twice), why not take it one step further? Not even Kaidan would stand beside Shepard in her fight against the Collectors because she was doing it with Cerberus, and he's supposed to be the *ultimate* romance option. Bah.

For her part, Shepard would definitely entertain the possibility of romance with Joker. She was obviously very happy to see him at the beginning of ME2, and he provides a link back to the "good old days" before she died.

If anything else, the set-up is too perfect. No one suspects the crippled kid would become the most s***-hot pilot in the galaxy, just like no one suspects that he'd ever get the most BA and famous chick in the galaxy. Man, I'm sure all the kids who made fun of him in school would eat their words. Joker probably wouldn't have a problem rubbing it in their faces, either, I bet.

As for EDI, she's an AI, but not an emotional intelligence. She's programmed to get an emotional response from others, but not necessarily with any emotions of her own. I don't think she'd ever be able to "feel" anything for Joker. As a pilot myself, I know that we have special relationships with our mounts (be they airplanes or starships), and we even love them. I have a fondness for my airplane that I can't express in words, but it's not my boyfriend by any stretch, even if it learned how to talk and tell jokes. Heck, even Seth Green lamented in his BW interview for ME2 that his only romance was "with the computer." Lol.

So, BioWare, please let me have my pilot so he can fly me away in his starship! Nothing could be more romantic than that.

Thank you for expressing this so eloquently. If Bioware looked at only a few posts on here, I would hope they looked at yours.

[CDRSkyShepard]

@Kalithera



Why thank you! I'm all embarrassed and stuff now...Lol.



Oh, and you all like fanfic? I write fanfic, got a Shoker one going right now, actually. Thing is, though, I started it in the middle, so it needs a beginning before I post it anywhere. I'm ADD like that.



@Namira



Haha, LOVE it.

[Vicki Taylor]

Okay, your new super-ultra-jokerish nickname is now Sky. And ooooh! "CDR" stands for "commander"? And then name, and Shepard? Sweet Goddess I'm so dumb >_>

Hahah, by the way, Joker and Sky... What a coincidence I mean... yeah, whatever... *stops laughing*

And oh our cookies are dietetic. Because, y'know, fat Shep could crush Joker reaaally badly.



@Trapper

You prefer Your Highness? Your Majesty? And can't I call you "my lord"? I liek sound of this word xD

[Trapper_920]

@Wejki - your welcome to call me what you want its your freedom. I was just stating that I have been called many things mostly profane...



You know crack a joke and suddenly your name becomes "You (fill in the blank)".

[Vicki Taylor]

PROFANE?! You must be kidding me right now. Who? Where? Why? How? Addresses?

What would you guys do if BW pair up Joker and EDI? Or another crew member? (touch wood!!! :<)

[Trapper_920]

Hmm good question. I don't know about paring with EDI but I don't think I would mind if it was another living being. I just know I want more Joker dialog and if possible I would really like to see him as an LI.

[Vicki Taylor]

Nobody is good enough for Joker.

One of my FemSheps is named "Nobody"

[Trapper_920]

ROFLMAO!

[Sorrel]

A sketch of something I am working on. (I figured shirtless was OK for the general thread.) c:

[FenrisDeSolar]

Sorrel wrote...

*awesome*
A sketch of something I am working on. (I figured shirtless was OK for the general thread.) c:

I wanna hug you... Can I? Dx

[Vicki Taylor]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Sorrel wrote...

*awesome*
A sketch of something I am working on. (I figured shirtless was OK for the general thread.) c:

I wanna hug you... Can I? Dx

I WANTZ TOO! 

[CDRSkyShepard]

Wejki wrote...

Okay, your new super-ultra-jokerish nickname is now Sky. And ooooh! "CDR" stands for "commander"? And then name, and Shepard? Sweet Goddess I'm so dumb >_>
Hahah, by the way, Joker and Sky... What a coincidence I mean... yeah, whatever... *stops laughing*
And oh our cookies are dietetic. Because, y'know, fat Shep could crush Joker reaaally badly.

^^ LOL'd...so hard...and still got the lolz going! You're not dumb, I like to use military abbreviations and it throws people off. ;D Glad it makes sense now.
AND I KNOW, RIGHT? I totally did that on accident, I swear. There was absolutely no double-meaning intended, but it does work out nicely. *sigh* More evidence that it was just meant to be. (Squeeeee!) I still shouldn't have too many cookies, though, I'd eat them all. :whistle:That wouldn't be very nice. It's more a case of greedy-cookie-addict Shep than fat Shep. Teehee...

@ Sorrel
I like it! There is so much good stuff on here!

Modifié par CDRSkyShepard, 03 novembre 2010 - 06:28 .

[Eliantariel]

Concerning the topic "Joker disapproves" I've found a fitting picture in my album as well:


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Why should Joker go for someone else than Shepard? I mean, this is Shepards story and Sky proofed us impressively (and hopefully this will once and for all silence everyone who is denying this) that Shep and Joker belong together. If he can have the coolest girl (guy for those who want) in the damn galaxy - why settling for someone else? He certainly has now become addicted to the deadly aura that Shepard emits

Joker and EDI are just a really good team and besides, someone (EDI) has to keep an eye on Shep and Jokers kids....

[Eliantariel]

Sorrel wrote...


A sketch of something I am working on. (I figured shirtless was OK for the general thread.) c:

Ui hui... well this is... reallllllllllllllllllllly hot...

Thanks for posting (and drawing) this. It's perfect!