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[Sorrel]

Okay okay so I'm writing this fic about Joker, and I've got most of chapter 4 done, but Chaps 1 - 3 are up.
It's on adultfanfiction because I don't believe in censorship. The story is about F!Shep and Joker. Takes place right after Horizon and spans onwards. There are adult situations.
Calm Like a Bomb
Okay so I don't even know what's going on with the links right now, copypaste@

http://games.adultfa...hp?no=600086003

I will in addition post it to my fanfiction journal, see my sig for the link.

Modifié par Sorrel, 09 novembre 2010 - 05:33 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

Sorrel wrote...

xD We need to think up a name for this mysterious shuttle pilot.

I vote Wesley.

Nah, makes me think of "Hey look everyone! Wesley Crusher saved the Enterprise!"  We don't need a Wesley saving the Normandy every cutscene...

I vote his name should be Jim, and pay homage to Kirk. There aren't enough Star Trek references in ME.

[Trapper_920]

How about O'brien? or Jadzia Dax?

[Vicki Taylor]

Trapper_920 wrote...

Sorrel wrote...

xD We need to think up a name for this mysterious shuttle pilot.

I vote Wesley.

How about Carth Onasi?

PLEASE NOOOOES! *hides under desk* Goddamit noes! Have mercy! I beg you!

And to all of ya - I realised how foolish I was, when I loved Joker. 'Twas path of evil and blindness.
I HAET JOKER I HAET HIM I HAET!!!!!111

[FenrisDeSolar]

Can we call him Paddy?! There doesn't seem to be any Irish people in ME, and Bioware should rectify that. They have such lovely accents, and maaan can they drink. xD

Paddy the un-pilot. 8D

CDRSkyShepard wrote...
 Kudos to Fenris, Eliantariel, and Sorrel for representing. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

Anytime, sugs!

DominantDjDark wrote...

 oh Look, A joker fan thread, Awesome!, Joker is so totally like...interesting ^.^ and funny...wish he had a more active role though...in other news! - a special appearance from the man himself take it away Joker!:

[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bPWIntTmmI-pAM:http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/slpknt1226/JokerRiiight.jpg&t=1[/img]
[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

Thanks, DjDark!

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 09 novembre 2010 - 02:06 .

[Kalithera]

Wejki wrote...

And to all of ya - I realised how foolish I was, when I loved Joker. 'Twas path of evil and blindness.
I HAET JOKER I HAET HIM I HAET!!!!!111

*Le gasp!* 
Are we going to have to preform an exorcism? 

[Vicki Taylor]

His bones are made of glass. You can't bang glass :|

[Sorrel]

I know right, it would be all powdered bones and sadness and tears.

[Trapper_920]

Wejki wrote...

His bones are made of glass. You can't bang glass :|

Actually you can... I had a friend share a link with me once to... er certain novlty stores and proved that glass is err.. umm right

[NamiraWilhelm]

Wejki wrote...

His bones are made of glass. You can't bang glass :|

Exactly! Shepard would begin, then close her eyes while getting into it, then when she would open them it'd just be her in a bed next to a pile of sand!

Femshep has enough problems without having to battle it out with thrush, too!

[Trapper_920]

@NamiraWilhelm - That mental image you created gave me a brief wave of pain but also a thought of excitement....

[NamiraWilhelm]

Lol, im slightly worried at what excited you. Was it thrush? Coz if so



(joking lol... or am i? Nah im joking... or?)

[Trapper_920]

*coughs and turns red....:innocent:

The closing her eyes maybe?... or maybe it was the sand...

[Vicki Taylor]

I reckon Shepard will be for Joker someone like Morinth O_o

[FenrisDeSolar]

Joker can't die yet, though. He needs to fly the Normandy. So as the long as the romance happens before we take down the reapers, he'll be fine. :3

[Trapper_920]

At the very least he must live to that moment so if he don't survive the final mission he may at least have passed his pants along to a possible new future...

[FenrisDeSolar]

You mean passed his hat along, right? xD

[CDRSkyShepard]

Haha, you guys kill me.

I think that Wejki just needs to cut back on the caffeine, it can do things to you...

[Trapper_920]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

You mean passed his hat along, right? xD

Err yea! yea!

Pass along his Hat... pants... genes... all the same thing right?

[Kalithera]

*snerk* Yeah, totally. xD

[Vicki Taylor]

If Joker will die in ME3, I'm drowning myself in Pacific.

And yeah, sorry for earlier hate comments. I was really bored, tired, and hangover was eating me. Yeah, really.

[Trapper_920]

I hope he don't die either as well as all the other crew members for that matter but for all we know this could be the last time any of them are alive. We know this is supposed to be the last story about Shepard, they may use this world again but with a different hero and possibly even a different time.

[CDRSkyShepard]

If Joker dies my Shep is going to go renegade on everyone and have herself a revenge-killing spree. After that, she'll probably go to a monastery and become a nun in some galactic religion. I hope they do a similar ending to ME2 where you have control over who lives and who dies. I don't like it when my people die... :'(

@Wejki

Glad you're feeling better, we were worried about you there for a while.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Joker won't die. He can't. He mustn't.

But if he does, I'll be handing out the pitchforks. Nobody messes with my our Joker. >:|

[Vicki Taylor]

You reminded me of smth, Sky. I remember that I was ALWAYS going renegade after Virmire. D:

Yup, I'm feeling better. I'm wondering about this all "III World War" thingie. It's early so maybe someone will *kaboom* half of wurldz.

I don't like dying people neither, but I guess there will be a looooot of deaths... Someone must die for ME to be epic, unfortunately :C

But let's hope it is not Joker who must die!