I'd trade a lot of my team to keep Shoker alive, but perhaps that's just me? ... I'd do it for some of the LIs I'd hooked up with over the course of my games too though, so that's not as biased as it sounds. xD
As for the pile of Joker glass...I dunno, I've always pictured Mordin giving Shep some vids on "normal" people having sex with people with Vrolik's and how not to snap them in half...I mean Mordin's got all other kinds of crazy vids and info for you and how to use your biotics and have sex with other races...is him having vids about how to have sex with people with Vrolik's really all that hard to fathom?
And like a ton of others have said before me, sex aside completely, Joker is easily my favorite character in the game. I don't need a smexy scene with him to be happy, just a nice little kiss or something like that. He makes me laugh, and that, for me, is what I NEED in a relationship. Everyone else by comparison is a bit dull. The only person in my playthroughs as a male and female Shepard that I found any real interest in was Jack.
I mean for females Garrus was kind of a huge let down. I like him in ME1, so when I found out he was a romance option in ME2 I went after him in two seconds...but all the "relationship" scenes were basically about having sex. I mean the final scene was a bit sweet, so it did end nicely, but overall, it was kind of a let down. Romance Rating: 6.5-7/10 Saved from by Omega 4 Relay scene.
Kaidan was good in the first game...although, well, a bit weird after the sex scene. lol He just bothered me after that, and don't get me started on ME2, I wanted my Shep to shoot him or crush him with her biotics. Romance Rating: 4/10. Kaidan started off good, but ended up killing any feelings I had for him by the end of ME1.
Liara I've always found...interesting. I was a bit put off with her in the first game, like I felt like she only liked Shep because of the Prothean connection, but after ME2 and Lair of the Shadow Broker...I've come to like her more. It seems like you two could form a real connection if you could spend more time together. Romance Rating: 7.5/10 Lair of the Shadow Broker bumped this up.
Thane, I haven't finished my romance with Thane yet, but I've watched all the cutscenes and convos...I like Thane, but it just feels very fast. Romance Rating: 7/10 I wish the romance didn't feel so fast paced...it would've been nicer.
Jacob...hell, I didn't even bother romancing Jacob, he's a boring mess. Romance Rating: 0/10
For males, I did like Tali...I feel a bit bad for her, but overall, like Garrus, it was a bit of a let down. She talked a lot about sex too...although I guess in her case it was more of a, "I don't want to die Shep, so if we do this, we need to do this right." For the reason, I feel like it was pretty good, but still not great. Romance Rating: 7.5/10
Ashley...I seriously hated Ashley. Sh irked me to no end, and hated all my alien buddies. You can't be in a relationship with someone who hates your friends, it never works. I always end up killing her on Virmire...even if I do kind of want to kick Kaidan, I always feel guilty about the idea of ACTUALLY killing him. Romance Rating: 0/10
Jack is my favoirte. She was out of her mind crazy, not unlike some of my Shep's, but is probably one of the most developed characters in the game. She starts off insane, but if you try to know her, you learn why, and by the end of the game, around you at least, she lightens up, lets you in. Aside from Joker, she's probably my second favorite character in the game. Romance Rating: 9.5/10.
Miranda was...interesting. I liked Miranda, but I'm a little put off by her. She's like that guy/girl in class you find attractive, but if they asked you out you're not sure if you'd go out with them because they always find ways of ticking you off by saying the wrong things at the wrong time. Romance Rating: 6.5/10
Why did I explain all of that? Well, because in comparison, I already feel like you've got more of a connection with Joker than more than half of our romance options with a few exceptions. Joker has been there for Shepard since day one. He certainly makes ME laugh, so at least in my mind, he makes my Shep laugh. There was a lot of subtext for it in ME2, AND Joker still hasn't said how he felt about you being dead. That just seems like a conversation full of emotions that could lead somewhere Shoker friendly...already, I'd give the Romance Rating a 7/10.
Who knows, perhaps I am a ranting fangirl, but I do not care. Shoker will always exsist in fanfiction and in my mind.

Modifié par Sam132289, 11 novembre 2010 - 04:08 .