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[FenrisDeSolar]

Aw, hunnybun! They were just little rabbits! O_O No huge loss at all! Don't worry! O_O



Here, have this! >_<

[Vicki Taylor]

Solar, this is amazing! Nice start for page 151.

[FenrisDeSolar]

I know right! And Wejki, you can call me Fenris. Everyone else does!

[Sorrel]

'Sup yawl. We discussin' snappin' shinbones agin?

[Vicki Taylor]

Solar, I'm not everyone else. I like staying out of the crowd. And you can call me Vicki, y'know

Ohnoes snappin shinbones.

[FenrisDeSolar]

But why would I call you Vicky if you're not calling me Fenris. >:/



No shinbones, Sorrel. Just sacrificing baby rabbits and that. xD

[Trapper_920]

Hmm just found this in the necronomicon. It says 3 rabbits, 2 kittens and a gerbil are required to for the ritual to strengthen bones. It also says something about mouse scampers, bone meal and a bottle of coke... wait coke? Why coke.... *Scratches back of head....

Seriously though I wonder if that would work...

Umm oh right I wanted to say something sensible. You know the idea of snapping shinbones gave me an idea. So if Shepard were to do that to Joker it would be harder for him to run away from her. It would also be an excuse to put him in her bed for recovery....

Modifié par Trapper_920, 11 novembre 2010 - 10:58 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

Wow, Trapper. So, we could effectually rape Joker for several days? O_O

Really, that sounds... so creepy. XD

[SarEnyaDor]

What?? 
 
It's okay to love Joker.. just don't love him ala Kathy Bates in Misery... *shudders*

[Trapper_920]

Oh umm... err.. well... I... err



*sticks foot in mouth.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Ewwww dont make me think of that feet scene in misery :'( That bloody image is burned onto my retinas.... {scratches out eyes}

[FenrisDeSolar]

Yeah, Misery was... ¬_¬ Yeah.



Let's just love Joker in the (fairly) normal way. :3 With rum, and tales of times past. XD

[NamiraWilhelm]

Like when he walked around the Normandy wearing nothing but his hat and an apron?

[FenrisDeSolar]

Yes, Nam! The good times, you know, when Shepard hid his miniature model of the Normandy, and he freaked. xD

[Trapper_920]

Hmm don't remember the apron I thought it was a tent.



I do remember him with that bow on Valentines day.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Aww, that was just the sweetest thing, Trapper!



You remember that time he poked fun out of Kaidan because he was forced to wear the Phoenix armour?! XD

[NamiraWilhelm]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Yes, Nam! The good times, you know, when Shepard hid his miniature model of the Normandy, and he freaked. xD

Yeah, and he found it in her pants!

[FenrisDeSolar]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Yes, Nam! The good times, you know, when Shepard hid his miniature model of the Normandy, and he freaked. xD

Yeah, and he found it in her pants!

That was the best part!! His face going all red when Shepard said, "Search me!" xD

[NamiraWilhelm]

And so he did, and they lived happily ever after

[FenrisDeSolar]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

And so he did, and they lived happily ever after

And a few years later they were a family of Spacers, wreaking havoc on the Universe by the force of their pure awesome! XD

[NamiraWilhelm]

And in doing so they forgot about the Reapers, and all became one with the protheans

er i mean, and then the children left, and then the real fun began

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 12 novembre 2010 - 12:27 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

And in doing so they forgot about the Reapers, and all became one with the protheans

er i mean, and then the children left, and then the real fun began

Yes, their FIFTEENTH honeymoon began!

[Sorrel]

I put my Shep/Joker fanfic up on LJ. Chapters 1 - 4 are up.

Die When We Sleep (Main Comm Hub

Chapter 1

It is also posted on Adultfanfiction.net. Contains adult situations, as a result minors not welcome.

[Vicki Taylor]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

But why would I call you Vicky if you're not calling me Fenris. >:/

But I feel so extraordinary and uncommon ! D:

I support the "fifteenth honeymoon" idea! C'mon I want to bang my cripple all over the galaxy!

[FenrisDeSolar]

But calling you Vicky would make me look normal and we both know I'm far from it. Now, we can either compromise, and call each other by our chosen names... Or we're gonna have to fight over this, and I have a shotgun. :|



Honestly, a life with Joker would be a never-ending honeymoon!