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[Kalithera]

Wejki wrote...

Shepard: You ate all my cookies!
Joker: Forgive me, Shepard, please!
Shepard: NOES!!!
Joker: *crack* Ouch! *crash* Please not the shotgun! *kaboom*

Nuuu! We/Shepard could never hurt Joker! D:

[carilynn46]

O_O i would have posted some stuff awhile ago but for some reason the topic was invalid for me or I did not have permission to view the topic it reminded me of a parental lock but it is funny cause i am 24 lol



So yeah I am waiting around for more DLC for mass effect 2 lol if not more comes out soon i am going to have to find a filler game cause i am going crazy O_O i mean sure i could load up my games stand behind joker... re open up old topics we discussed before.... sure it would be worth it but *sigh* i have no exciting missions to do

[Vicki Taylor]

I was repeatedly beating suicide missions, but when I got bored I returned to my fav game of all the time, Dead Space :F Can't wait for Dead Space 2, by the way!

You're right Kalithera, I would never hurt Joker. He's too sweet-and-lovely ****. :F

[CDRSkyShepard]

Oh goodness, 5 pages since I fell off the face of the planet last week? Holy cow I'm never doing that again! XD

Anyway, I think the cookie conversation with my Shep would go something like this:

Joker: ...? Where are all the cookies?
Shep: Uh...the cat ate them.
Joker:  Lies!
Shep: Fine, I'm a ******, okay???  I'll make you some more after I'm done killing more bad guys.

[Vicki Taylor]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Oh goodness, 5 pages since I fell off the face of the planet last week? Holy cow I'm never doing that again! XD

You're so lucky. When I was returning from work, 'twas like 10 or more pages and it took some time to catch up >_>
Your Shepard is a ******? Well I must convince my FemShep to a diet, because she could crash Joker :F

[CDRSkyShepard]

I do feel lucky now...Naw, she's not a ******, she just feels like when she eats the entire plate of cookies. Now she has to go work out at the gym for at least an hour to make up for it, haha!
Besides, Shep can't be fat and be epic at kicking Collector butt, that would be mutually exclusive.

Modifié par CDRSkyShepard, 15 novembre 2010 - 05:20 .

[Vicki Taylor]

I feel fat after entire plate of cookies too. But no matter how much sweet I would eat, my weight is always the same O_o strange, huh?

If Shep will get fat and unable to fight the Reapers, hey, Joker will be here... He will fill Commander's role and destroy those goddamned machines! I'm sure.

[Trapper_920]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I do feel lucky now...Naw, she's not a ******, she just feels like when she eats the entire plate of cookies. Now she has to go work out at the gym for at least an hour to make up for it, haha!
Besides, Shep can't be fat and be epic at kicking Collector butt, that would be mutually exclusive.

I figure with all the butt kicking shep does she could eat all the sweet things she could and not gain any weight. No better work out than beatin a collector to pulp.

[Kalithera]

Wejki wrote...

I feel fat after entire plate of cookies too. But no matter how much sweet I would eat, my weight is always the same O_o strange, huh?
If Shep will get fat and unable to fight the Reapers, hey, Joker will be here... He will fill Commander's role and destroy those goddamned machines! I'm sure.

Heck yes.
...though I can't imagine he'd be too pleased with that. xD

[Vicki Taylor]

He will have to save galaxy. No "I don't like the food Rupert makes" or "Cerberus almost doesn't pay me" or "I am tired, and I could use Sha'ira's services" :| Sorry Joker.

[Kalithera]

Wejki wrote...

He will have to save galaxy. No "I don't like the food Rupert makes" or "Cerberus almost doesn't pay me" or "I am tired, and I could use Sha'ira's services" :| Sorry Joker.

Pff, he better not even think about that last one. <_<

[CDRSkyShepard]

Trapper, I approve. Shep can have all the cookies she wants...so long as she saves some for Joker. So everyone is happy. Shep can still fight Collectors, Joker doesn't have to, and Joker has a smexy girlfriend.

Wejki, I wish I could say the same...probably the only reason why I don't play games more often is because I'm running and going to the gym to keep up with my cookie intake. XD

[FenrisDeSolar]

Considering how active Shepard is, I don't think a plate of cookies will do much to her! XD

Joker on the other hand... he should lay off the cookies. He'd still be cute if he got a bit of a belly... but I do like me some definition! XP

[NamiraWilhelm]

Aww thats very true. That guys so inactive he would really have to watch his food intake...

[Vicki Taylor]

Well I'm not very active lately to tell the truth :F Maybe screaming when dying on insanity haz something to do with this :F

@Nam: nice avatar :3

Yeah I forgot about Joker's smexy girlfriend w8ing for him in captain's quarters :3 tee hee hee.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Thanks



I know the feeling... two weeks off and nothing but fable 3 and new vegas... i getting bigger!



I never thought about how easy it would be for Joker or people in his situation to put on weight... screw that

[Trapper_920]

@ NamiraWilhelm - Hmmm sexy new avatar!.... oh right my comment... I know what you mean its not the first thing you think about with anyone that has restrictive activities. I imagine many people in similar positions might gain just because of the depression of being restricted like that. Whats the word... comfort food?

[NamiraWilhelm]

Yeah, maybe due to his new legs and mobility we might find a skinnier Joker in number 3 lol. Though he'll now find it easier to get to the snacks

[Vicki Taylor]

Sorry, but I really can't imagine Joker being fat. He wouldn't fit in his chair. >_<

[Trapper_920]

Speaking of which I wonder if his chair is made of good ole earth grown cow...

[FenrisDeSolar]

I can see him having a bit of belly-fat, but not being fat. He's got round cheeks, too, which is just adorable. :3

But I honestly think he's quite well-trained. His bones could probably not handle it if he was overweight. It's very possible they would deform. o_O Although, if he's got those titanium rods in his legs, he'd be fine, but still.

Heh, imagine Joker using one of those belts you put round your stomach that "exercise" for you... xD

[NamiraWilhelm]

Wejki wrote...

Sorry, but I really can't imagine Joker being fat. He wouldn't fit in his chair. >_<

Its getting out thats the problem


I like a man with a itsy bit of something to grab anyway hehe

[Vicki Taylor]

Oh my.

I knew a few overweighted people. They hadn't Vrolik's and their hearts and legs were kind of... 'tired'. So I don't want to know what would happen to Joker if he would get fat...

[NamiraWilhelm]

Lol 'overweighted' thats an awesome word



Yeah being fat wouldnt do him any favours. But he can always burn off calories by having grown-up cuddles with Shep

[Vicki Taylor]

What? Is it bad? :C

Yay, I love your idea, aaawwww!