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#4351
Eliantariel

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As much as I like Kaidan, I like Joker more... so I have the same problem, because it will be really hard to resist Joker with all my Sheps...

But of course Kaidan will get his love too - not all of my Femsheps are going to romance Joker if this will be possible in ME3 - there will be at least my first Shep Jordan only for Kaidan Posted Image

But Elena, my Earthborn/Sole Survivor/Paragon FemShep is waiting eagerly to finally get her Joker Posted Image and it seems that Joker has thought about it too - come on Joker, admit it!
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@Sorrel: your art is really wonderful and amazing - I can't see enough of your pics Posted Image

Modifié par Eliantariel, 02 janvier 2011 - 04:33 .


#4352
CDRSkyShepard

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The cookies are out again??? YES! SkyShep loves her some cookies. ;D *Grabs a few*

When I first played ME on my friend's Xbox, I romanced Kaidan even though I said I wouldn't. XD He was too darned cute. Lol. So when I got mine I had a hard time not falling for the cute routine again so I could save SkyShep for Joker.

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NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Unless theres a 'one big happy family' renegade interupt lol


Tee hee hee I lol'd. But I'd like that :D

@Sky: YAY COOKIEZ! *takes out cistern full of cookies*

#4354
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Wejki wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...
Unless theres a 'one big happy family' renegade interupt lol

Tee hee hee I lol'd. But I'd like that :D
@Sky: YAY COOKIEZ! *takes out cistern full of cookies*


LOL Nam! One big, happy Normandy family...yep. :D

@ Wejki - I daresay, a CISTERN? Ah, well, they won't last long...XD

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Trapper_920

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I'm sorry but a Cistern? Don't those hold liquid? usually water.



*ahem (clearing throat)



A cistern (Middle English cisterne, from Latin cisterna, from cista, box, from Greek kistê, basket) is a waterproof receptacle for holding liquids, usually water.



Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cistern

#4356
CDRSkyShepard

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It's full of cookie dough, lay off!!! JK...

I think the meaning was a very large container of cookies. Just because it's MEANT to hold liquid doesn't mean it has to. Lol.

D'ya think Joker likes cookies? Sky would share...

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I know what was meant Sky but I couldn't help it.



I hope he likes cookies because I got a feeling hes gona have to help eat a cistern full of em. Besides I think Rein has a secret desire to bake, LOL. Just like Mr. T wanted to dance.

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Hence the "JK," Trapper. ;D LOL Mr. T...OH! Speaking of the A-Team, I just realized that Joker is like Murdoc in a way. Or maybe I'm just crazy. Lol. He better like cookies, too, because Sky wants to share cookies with Joker...:D

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Cookies for this guy!



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*sighs happily*

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@Wejki and Sky, unfortunately i remember Kaidan not being too keen on the one big family suggestion when Shep was courting him and Liara lol. Not that im bothered since liara was forcing herself on me anyway lol

not sure if Joker would like cookies... he might want to embrace his new found mobility and start beefing up... ooo *thinks of superbuff joker for me3... thickened thighs... broad shoulders... toned flat stomach that serves as cookie plate...*

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 03 janvier 2011 - 12:12 .


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@ Nam - I'm not particularly keen on the one big family suggestion, either. Lol. It was kind of an amusing thought, though. I'd think he likes cookies...plus, ours are calorie-free, aren't they? :D *Has pleasant thoughts about images Nam has conjured up in her head...*

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Trapper_920 wrote...

I'm sorry but a Cistern? Don't those hold liquid? usually water.

*ahem (clearing throat)

A cistern (Middle English cisterne, from Latin cisterna, from cista, box, from Greek kistê, basket) is a waterproof receptacle for holding liquids, usually water.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cistern

BUT PROFFESAH...!

NamiraWilhelm wrote...
toned flat stomach that serves as cookie plate...

VICKI APPROVES +10! :wub: I love this idea :D

#4363
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@Sky, cant say im much of a bigamist either lol. Would solve how to choose though
If ever there were offline club meetings, we would have to sculpt a table to mimic Jokers stomach. Failing that we'll kidnap seth green and dress him up as him and make him be our butler (also make him say certain things ....)

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Namira -- Way to be a little creepy, hahaha! :B Poor Seth Green, if he read this thread he'd be all Posted Image by now.




#4365
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Sorrel wrote...

Namira -- Way to be a little creepy, hahaha! :B Poor Seth Green, if he read this thread he'd be all Posted Image by now.


Is that a challenge for me to see if he has twitter and send him a link?  :innocent:

I did that once for the old Alistair Gush Thread on their urging, sent a link to a picture to Steve Valentine (Alistair's voice actor) - he tweeted back to say he was blushing like crazy!  Caused all sorts of fangirl fluttering in the thread.  :P

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Oh gosh no, it isn't a challenge. I think I might shrink from embarrassment so hard I'd implode. I like the thought of my geekish crap being ... well, not really private but I'm just not down with the whole giving off a HEY CHECK IT OUT YO I'M THIS TOTAL WEIRDO WHAT'S UP PROMISE I WON'T DRAG YOU DOWN AN ALLEY AND CUT YOUR NAME IN MY FLESH OR ANYTHING impression.



... Yeah maybe went a bit far there. But you get me. Right? ... Right...?

Hnnngh.

#4367
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lol Someone's RPing Joker on twitter. It gives me an inordinate amount of pleasure to get an email saying "Jeff Moreau is now following you" xD



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Joker, why are you a pixel person? Whyyyyyy?

#4368
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If he were real and in the flesh, our universe would implode from being too awesome.



If Joker played an instrument, what would he play?

I think he'd be a drummer, me.

#4369
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 Oh definitely a drummer.  He's got that one idle where he does the little cymbal thing.   Or I guess it's a hi-hat?  lol Obviously I am not  a drummer.  :P

Modifié par Sandtigress, 04 janvier 2011 - 03:25 .


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jillyfae

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drummer? pshaw. 
(What do you call people who hang out with musicians?  Drummers.
Sorry, band geek flash-back... where was I?)

Joker would be a full-blown percussionist.  Piano, snare, timpani, xylophone.  The man is good with his hands.  (Can you tell the lead percussionist in my high school was highly crush-worthy, oh so many years ago?  :whistle:;))

Speaking of, (Joker of course, not high school flashbacks) random blurb I ran across I feel the need to share because it made me laugh.  It's a conversational write-up about A. Shepard on the original Normandy.  The part of interest to this thread is near the end:

Kateri wrote...

Just between us? I think the one she really likes is Joker. They hang around the cockpit snarking about the rest of the crew till late in the night. Once I was passing by, and I heard him say “It’d never work out, Shep. I’m just not romanceable.” Then they heard me coming and shut up quick.

Joker? But he’s… they could never…

What, you think he’s a human write-off, just ’cause he’s disabled? Screw you, man! He’s a great guy, much more her type. And if you really think there’s only one way to have sex, then you clearly have no imagination whatsoever. For a start, have you SEEN the way he controls that ship? Guy’s got the touch.


:lol: :innocent:

#4371
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HAHAHA GOD DAMN



I found some amazing lyrics, BSN's gonna censor the absolute hell out of them but:



chicks nick-name me Pilot, they get high off my d***

I take 'em to my home, they call it the cockpit

Time for take off, their panties they drop'em real quick

now that's first class f***in', ain't that some fly s***



I APOLOGISE but that came on my playlist and I lol'd so hard.

#4372
CDRSkyShepard

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@ jilly - Band geeks! I miss those days...lol. And the guy's definitely got the touch!

I could see Joker on trumpet, just 'cause he has a boisterous personality. I think piano is more likely than drums, though...I mean, it kinda looks like he plays the piano when he manipulates those helm controls. :D

@ Sorrel - Those lyrics would fit any pilot I know (who is male, of course), and Joker is one of them. That's part of why I like him so much, they have the pilot thing down to a T with him.

#4373
jillyfae

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Ah yes, Joker definitely could give a trumpeter's ego a run for the money. And yet, I still agree with piano. There's actually a prequel fic by legbamel in which she makes Joker a piano player. It's all about the jazz... and she makes Joker always arrive first and leaves last, so no one seems him walking, and all they know about him is how well he plays. Which is a detail I appreciate.

#4374
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lol I'm a piano player too....Joker, I'd so a four-hand with you any day! xD

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Sandtigress wrote...

Sorrel wrote...

Namira -- Way to be a little creepy, hahaha! :B Poor Seth Green, if he read this thread he'd be all Posted Image by now.


Is that a challenge for me to see if he has twitter and send him a link?  :innocent:

I did that once for the old Alistair Gush Thread on their urging, sent a link to a picture to Steve Valentine (Alistair's voice actor) - he tweeted back to say he was blushing like crazy!  Caused all sorts of fangirl fluttering in the thread.  :P


I'd love to see if he responds to that tweet.