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[Madame November]

He's a pimp alright, but the first one still made me sad.

[Tooneyman]

I know it hes still a little weak, but shepard tells him to warn them all. Woohoo! By shepard and hello Joker!

[Madame November]

or an adamantium skeleton.

[Tooneyman]

November Cousland wrote...

or an adamantium skeleton.

 
OK, so he can grow claw like wolverine. I don't see exactly how that would stop the reapers or be very attractive to femshep?

[Rhia87]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I *REALLY* want the shoulder squeeze - femShep puts her hand on his shoulder and squeezes slightly and Joker places his hand on hers and holds it ...... *heart melts*

Oh, god, me too. They're both non-touchy-feely people, so that little gesture would be oh-so-sweet.

Also, on the end-game videos, I just noticed something. Apparently Shepard dying cures Vrolik's. Compare how Joker walked (limped badly) in the section where you control him to how he's walking in the video. Walking and hefting large pieces of the ceiling. I mean, okay, he's got good upper body strength, but... yeah, that doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense. And when he's walking out of the cargo bay he's not limping. At all. WTF?

[Tooneyman]

Rhia87 wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I *REALLY* want the shoulder squeeze - femShep puts her hand on his shoulder and squeezes slightly and Joker places his hand on hers and holds it ...... *heart melts*

Oh, god, me too. They're both non-touchy-feely people, so that little gesture would be oh-so-sweet.

Also, on the end-game videos, I just noticed something. Apparently Shepard dying cures Vrolik's. Compare how Joker walked (limped badly) in the section where you control him to how he's walking in the video. Walking and hefting large pieces of the ceiling. I mean, okay, he's got good upper body strength, but... yeah, that doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense. And when he's walking out of the cargo bay he's not limping. At all. WTF?

I think your right that is nuts lol. Hes acting normal. I guess I would do the same if I new my only hope for survival was dead and the reapers where coming. hehe!
Jokers going to save us all now! Woohoo. To bad his femshep and her hot thighs of steel can't touch it because hes dead.

[Madame November]

Tooneyman wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

or an adamantium skeleton.

 
OK, so he can grow claw like wolverine. I don't see exactly how that would stop the reapers or be very attractive to femshep?

I didn't say anything about claws. I just don't want his bones to break when he saves the universe or when I pounce on him.<3 coughduhcough

[Rhia87]

November Cousland wrote...

I didn't say anything about claws. I just don't want his bones to break when he saves the universe or when I pounce on him.<3 coughduhcough

Just pounce gently.

[Tooneyman]

November Cousland wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

or an adamantium skeleton.

 
OK, so he can grow claw like wolverine. I don't see exactly how that would stop the reapers or be very attractive to femshep?

I didn't say anything about claws. I just don't want his bones to break when he saves the universe or when I pounce on him.<3 coughduhcough

YEah, well if he has an adamantium skeleton. Hes going to break your femshep. He will probably wiegh a tone! Eck! Talk about heavy love!

[Madame November]

There are ways around that.<3

[Tooneyman]

Luc0s wrote...

Noooo.... Joker has already EDI.

Joker and EDI are meant to be.

No seriously, I don't think Joker is a romantic type of guy. I'd rather see Joker and Shepard having a 50/50 relationship like they have now. With 50/50 relationship I mean 50% professional, 50% close buddies, but no, no romance please...

Heres your Joker and EDI romance. Now eat it. lol

[Haasth]

Joker's awesome and you got my full support, I wouldn't mind having a bigger role for that guy... and for those that want him as a romance, sure, why not?

[Tooneyman]

November Cousland wrote...

There are ways around that.<3

Oh, your talking about no gravity sex. Hmmm! That would work both ways. lol. Even with his disease he could have sex with shepard in a nongravity chamber. I don't think it would hurt either one of them. Ladies and gentlemen we have solved the joker making love problem. hehe.

[Madame November]

Tooneyman wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

There are ways around that.<3

Oh, your talking about no gravity sex. Hmmm! That would work both ways. lol. Even with his disease he could have sex with shepard in a nongravity chamber. I don't think it would hurt either one of them. Ladies and gentlemen we have solved the joker making love problem. hehe.

Not what I was talking about, but that's a great idea. The benefits of space exploration...

[Rhia87]

Luc0s wrote...

Noooo.... Joker has already EDI.

Joker and EDI are meant to be.

No seriously, I don't think Joker is a romantic type of guy. I'd rather see Joker and Shepard having a 50/50 relationship like they have now. With 50/50 relationship I mean 50% professional, 50% close buddies, but no, no romance please...

Sigh. Okay, so if you don't want him as a romance, as I said many pages back, don't have your Shepard hit on him. There! Done! I didn't like ANY of the romance options available for FemSheps in ME2, so I didn't flirt with any of them and somehow, I managed to pull through and still enjoy the game.

Why can't you be more like this person:

Haasth wrote...

Joker's awesome and you got my full
support, I wouldn't mind having a bigger role for that guy... and for
those that want him as a romance, sure, why not?

THANK YOU MY GOOD SIR/MADAM FOR BEING REASONABLE.

[Tooneyman]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

There are ways around that.<3

Oh, your talking about no gravity sex. Hmmm! That would work both ways. lol. Even with his disease he could have sex with shepard in a nongravity chamber. I don't think it would hurt either one of them. Ladies and gentlemen we have solved the joker making love problem. hehe.

Not what I was talking about, but that's a great idea. The benefits of space exploration...

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS... IN SPACE!

Your just jealous because you didn't think of it first. Though now I'm temped to buy a shuttle vacation with my girl friend and try that out. hmm. The things I could doo? HMMM. sorry got a little permiscuious. I will save it for the joker fan fic! lol.

[Melissa Russell]

November Cousland wrote...
or an adamantium skeleton.

Mmm.  Wolverjoker.

I guess he'd be more like Deadpool, though:  curing a disease with Wolverine DNA and becoming a smart mouth mercenary with super powers.

[HalfBlindRat]

The only "man man enough to replace my Liara" ;D

Beside, it would be like Tali, after it you go talk to him.

Shephard: Joker, I had a wonderfull time

Joker: I broke my hip and fractured several bones. Basicly Im stuck in this chair for the next week. It was totally worth it.

Shephard (smiles): I can confort you on that chair.

EDI: I think you have caused enough damage for Jeff..

[Trapper_920]

Tooneyman wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

November Cousland wrote...

or an adamantium skeleton.

 
OK, so he can grow claw like wolverine. I don't see exactly how that would stop the reapers or be very attractive to femshep?

I didn't say anything about claws. I just don't want his bones to break when he saves the universe or when I pounce on him.<3 coughduhcough

YEah, well if he has an adamantium skeleton. Hes going to break your femshep. He will probably wiegh a tone! Eck! Talk about heavy love!

You just have EDI tune the mass effect field to lighten super Joker to a normal weight.