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[NamiraWilhelm]

Tomorrow marks the new date to your calender, Hat Day! Hmmm... i can feel a lil thread group task happening... not pictures of ourselves in the hat since that could be creepy... perhaps our hat in different places... actually you know what? A Joker PLUSHIE would be great for that. Heres Joker at the Great Pyramid, here he is wearing a cabbage-patch dolls dungarees, here he is making me go up two bra sizes

[viggorrah]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...
I so want to dress up as a female Joker for Halloween now.

Do it, do it! 

Damn, too bad I won't be near a computer for most of tomorrow, I was going to jump the Bioware store for my hat!! T_T Leave me one, please? lol

[CDRSkyShepard]

Hahahaha Nam, posting pics of US in our hats is creepy, but posting a pic of plushie Joker making us go up 2 cup sizes isn't??? Lol, only you, Nam...only you. (But you make me grin anyway)

I wish I could, vigg, but unfortunately I don't think they have a "reserve" button at checkout...

[Trapper_920]

Okay Nam you go first!



~shakes head~

[Dengarde]

Being a guy, I don't think you would want to see me two cup sizes bigger.

[viggorrah]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I wish I could, vigg, but unfortunately I don't think they have a "reserve" button at checkout...

*distraught*

[Koji-san]

*wondering if she should be in front of her computer at midnight tonight as not to get ninja'd by Namira on Hat Day*

[viggorrah]

Good question, Koji-san. I'd prefer not to be ninja'd. >_>



Will they be available right or right after midnight? 'Cause if that's the case, then I'm good.

[Koji-san]

So this is what insomnia and Joker obsession gets you:

I have a theory about Joker in ME3 that explains all the lingering questions I had about him and his role in the first two. Here goes:



I think Joker is and always was a Cerberus agent *GASP*. I think he was a plant in the Alliance to have Cerberus’s ear to the ground on any intel involving Reapers/Collectors. Please stop me if I sound stupid, but it explains everything (that I can think of)!



*cue “A Beautiful Mind” newspaper clipping montage*



It explains why the writer’s gave him Vrolik’s. It gives Cerberus leverage against him. He probably was a young pilot out of flight school and maybe having a hard time getting a commission. Cerberus drops hints that they may have a cure and they can place him, _IF_ he’ll play ball. Joker is by no means a xenist (is that the term for alien racist?) like TIM, but I think the promise of a cure and a pilot job would be enough to convince him to pass on what he learns at the helm of an Alliance ship. Remember how he much his health had improved in ME2? I think Cerberus gave him the first in a sequence of promised therapies in return for feeding intel on Shepard.

Joker as a plant also answers the question of why have Shepard die for him? This sets it up perfectly for a confession and change of heart in ME3. It would be even more awesome if he WAS an LI and that coupled with his guilt over spacing Shepard were enough to make him renounce TIM. He obviously has come to deeply respect (and luuuurrrrv) our favorite Commander and I think he just cannot go on living two lives. Remember, he was the first crew member revealed to Shepard after her resurrection and he’s also the one to report to TIM if everybody else bites it.





*puts foil hat back on and feels deeply satisfied*

*also proudly puts a spit polish on her spanking new signature banner*

[CDRSkyShepard]

^^^ I do find at least one flaw. Cerberus didn't want Shepard to die...at all.

[SarEnyaDor]

Sorry, Koji-san, I don't buy it.

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It makes little sense for an organization (who didn't really exist yet) to recruit and blackmail a young handicapped boy to force him to spy on an unknown soldier who may come from any where at some distant point in the future when he or she may be important to galactic security.

Bad resource managment if nothing else. LOL

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 09 février 2011 - 01:27 .

[Nyltia]

Okay, what exactly is going on with the SR2 hats anyways, if anyone knows? I need to plan so I can be at the computer come release time. *angrily curses at time differences, again* Gah.

Modifié par Nyltia, 09 février 2011 - 01:37 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

Agreed with Sar...sorry Koji-san

They don't have an exact time on when they'll update the site. I don't imagine it will happen until we're into the American/Canadian business day. When they posted the new shirts and stuff last Friday it didn't happen until about 12-1 pm Eastern time.

Edit: I am going to be haunting the store at midnight, though, just in case...

Modifié par CDRSkyShepard, 09 février 2011 - 01:48 .

[Sandtigress]

Sky, did you ever figure out how to put a picture up as your background? I asked some people who have Android-based phones today if you haven't..maybe we can figure it out?

[viggorrah]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Edit: I am going to be haunting the store at midnight, though, just in case...

I'm gonna be stalking around as well...one can never be too careful when it comes to buying anything Joker-related.

[Koji-san]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...



^^^ I do find at least one flaw. Cerberus didn't want Shepard to die...at all.

I'm not sure I was thinking along those lines. I was thinking more along the lines of having a guy on the inside to feed information. By following my own train of thought, Joker screwed up big time when Shepard died. Perhaps TIM gave him another chance (not knowing about the hot infatuation brewing). Well, I warned y'all that the idea was spawned by insomnia! Could still make a good fanfic, what with themes of remorse, redemption and spying etc.

[FenrisDeSolar]

I think it's a possibility that Cerberus will try to abuse Joker somehow. They already have leverage, and if Bioware are smart about it, they'll use Joker as a crucial factor in the success of your entire mission. If your pilot betrays you, you are royally f*cked, so if your Shepard does something outrageous that Joker doesn't agree with, it could have disastrous consequences.



Or even better, if you betray TIM, he'll use Joker against you. Kill him off or something.



Whatever Bioware has in store for Joker, it had better be big.

[Koji-san]

Or even better, if you betray TIM, he'll use Joker against you. Kill him off or something.

Epic! Oh yeah and the only person they're allowed to kill off is me, NOT my Joker. >_> I'm looking at you, Bioware.

[CDRSkyShepard]

^^ Read the teaser I have in my blog for the second part of my fic.

[Trapper_920]

I will agree with Fen and Sky on the point of TIM possibly using Joker for some sort of leverage.



I think this is probably a mute point but I think we encounter some Cerberus cell/s in ME1 so if that's true its possible Joker could be working for them but I agree with Sar that its bad resource management to follow no name soldier.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Vote, bishes. http://social.biowar...20/polls/14991/

[Trapper_920]

Done!

[CDRSkyShepard]

Joker needs more votes! Do it!

[Nyltia]

Wow, never expected Kaidan to be in the lead, though it does look like the Tali fans are catching up.

*wishes she could vote twice for Joker*

[Trapper_920]

Nyltia wrote...

Wow, never expected Kaidan to be in the lead, though it does look like the Tali fans are catching up.
*wishes she could vote twice for Joker*

Me 2!