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[FenrisDeSolar]

Quaay wrote...

From Collider's "chocolate" thread

Wait, whuuu---, is he about to get jiggy with Jacob?! O_O

[Bennjoon]

Poor Kasumi she will be heartbroken

but the priiiiize!

[FenrisDeSolar]

I feel equally as sorry for all our Shepards! >_<

And at the same time, slightly excited. Jacob and Joker... should totally happen. In fanfiction. In some dark corner of the virtual reality.

[Bennjoon]

Mybe whatever flirty abomination takes over Femshep when she talks to Jacob has spread to the other members of the crew O.O

[FenrisDeSolar]

Oh, dear lord! O_O So it's not only Jacob and Joker hooking up?! O_O I bet you anything Kasumi is all over Thane, Miranda and Jack might be settlin their differences and OMG where is Garrus?! D:

[Bennjoon]

Oh he's in the cargo bay hiding from Grunt

[carilynn46]

who knows maybe since Shepard was flirty with Jacob, Joker was pissed off and snuck in while jacob was working out, and is about to stab him in the neck with his shiv he made from his crutches or leg brace then he will scream "MY SHEPARD!!" repeatedly as he continues to stab jacob lol

[Bennjoon]

Nah he would just get EDI to go GLaDOS on him :3

[FenrisDeSolar]

Bennjoon wrote...

Nah he would just get EDI to go GLaDOS on him :3

Oh, yes, this. XD

[carilynn46]

lol very true but either way, no matter what facial expression Joker uses he always looks smexy :3 24/7 he probably even looks good sick and throwing up lol

[Bennjoon]

Part of EDI's Dossier in the Shadow Broker files:

GLaDOS: 'I offer them cake and you get the hot pilot...No it's okay I'm not mad we're still friends'
...
'I hate you.'
EDI: i'm logging you out GLaDOS you are acting irrationally again'
GLaDOS: I bet you used the 'platonic symbiosis' line didn't you....you're so predictable'
*End of Transmission*

[FenrisDeSolar]

Lol! I don't think even Joker can look good when he's sick and throwing up. But he's definitely attractive about 99% of the time! XD

[carilynn46]

oh fen.... you don't see the bigger picture do you? who do you think will end up taking care of joker when he is sick?

Chawkwas: I am admitting Joker AEAHHH!!!

Shepard pushes her out of the way and helps him up to her cabin for some proper TLC

[smirkingN7]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Oh, dear lord! O_O So it's not only Jacob and Joker hooking up?! O_O I bet you anything Kasumi is all over Thane, Miranda and Jack might be settlin their differences and OMG where is Garrus?! D:

hahahaha! i fell off my seat in the middle of my class because of this XD lol

[smirkingN7]

Bennjoon wrote...

Part of EDI's Dossier in the Shadow Broker files:

GLaDOS: 'I offer them cake and you get the hot pilot...No it's okay I'm not mad we're still friends'
...
'I hate you.'
EDI: i'm logging you out GLaDOS you are acting irrationally again'
GLaDOS: I bet you used the 'platonic symbiosis' line didn't you....you're so predictable'
*End of Transmission*

speaking of GLaDOS, i found this a while back, i don't know who did it though  

**** it! how do you copy pictures on here??

Modifié par smirkingN7, 02 mai 2011 - 04:59 .

[Bennjoon]

I can totally see Joker with man flu and Shepard fussing over him...someone needs to write a fic.

[FenrisDeSolar]

@Carilynn, ah, true dat! Didn't think of it like that! XD

@smirkingN7, Lol, I hope your bum doesn't hurt from falling! Also, to paste an image [*img]put your link here[/*img] but remove the stars! :3

[Anny78]

Holy Maker, Joker'n'Jacob? Jacob'n'Joker? ... Joker'n'Jacob! There's Shep on the left, (she's just out of view) she wants them both! 

Modifié par Anny78, 02 mai 2011 - 05:18 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

Ooo shes swapped Sheps body for Joker? i would so love to do that! Must find this thread

[FenrisDeSolar]

Lol, ShepxJokerxJacob!? Shokob? XD

[Bennjoon]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Lol, ShepxJokerxJacob!? Shokob? XD

Rofl I nearly spat my drink out at that
I think my favourite pairing name to date is Joker and EDI or ''Jedi'' lol!

[NamiraWilhelm]

Haha Jedi, thats awesome

[viggorrah]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

And at the same time, slightly excited. Jacob and Joker... should totally happen. In fanfiction. In some dark corner of the virtual reality.

You mentioned it out loud, so I'm sure it already exists.

EDIT: I was just listening to a song called "A.D.I.D.A.S." (which is actually a pretty dirty song by Korn; go look it up if you want but to be sure: I'm not trying to correlate the song itself with anything, just the title) I sat there spelling the title out in my head, "All day I dream about...s-Shoker!"

Modifié par viggorrah, 02 mai 2011 - 07:00 .

[Koji-san]

Hi guys it's good to be back after 20 pages. I just bought the PS3 version of ME2 (previously had an xbox). Just couldn't bring myself to romance anybody on either playthrough. BW isn't giving me what I want. However I am seriously suffering ME withdrawal and can't even get onto the PSN to download Arrival! *#%^%!!
Also, Zaeed's my backup LI. Father-figure my foot! :-). If I can't have gentle careful luvvin's I'll take the opposite please.
But Joker first and always.

[viggorrah]

Koji-san wrote...

Hi guys it's good to be back after 20 pages. I just bought the PS3 version of ME2 (previously had an xbox). Just couldn't bring myself to romance anybody on either playthrough. BW isn't giving me what I want. However I am seriously suffering ME withdrawal and can't even get onto the PSN to download Arrival! *#%^%!!
Also, Zaeed's my backup LI. Father-figure my foot! :-). If I can't have gentle careful luvvin's I'll take the opposite please.
But Joker first and always.

Konnichiwa Koji-san! Oh I know the feeling; if it helps, the PSN will be restored in phases this week, so you'll be able to download Arrival soon. I'm suffering from ME withdrawal as well, though it's because I don't have ME2 anymore. And probably won't for a long while. DX