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[Bennjoon]

Fluffenstein wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

 Erm, Seth Green in drag 

around 1.35

www.youtube.com/watch

For some reason I still find both Marilyn Manson and Seth Green hot.

Now I must go watch that movie.
Ur hurrhurrhurr :3c

I read that in a krogans voice becuase of your avatar....that was kind of unsettling.

[Fluffenstein]

Well... who says Grunt can't have a secret crush on Joker?

;D

[Bennjoon]

Fluffenstein wrote...

Well... who says Grunt can't have a secret crush on Joker?

;D

[Fluffenstein]

"When the time comes,  baby don't run. Just Kiss me slowly."

Modifié par Fluffenstein, 03 mai 2011 - 08:19 .

[Bennjoon]

Bwahahahahaha xD

[Fluffenstein]

I'm such a nerd, I made myself laugh.

[Nyltia]

Haha the pictures are just priceless! Oh I can never think of Grunt the same way again, I thought he was so adorable.
Nah I bet everyone on the ship is crushing over Joker. (I mean who wouldn't?) =P

[Bennjoon]

Who are we to get in the way of true love...

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[FlamingFlyingV]

Fair enough I say. Let the crackshipping immense! XP

So, I saw a plain white hat at Walmart for like three bucks yesterday. I'm tempted to get one and make my own Joker hat. I just don't know how to go about that other than sewing. Any suggestions? XP

[Bennjoon]

I said I liked Joker on escapist forums and someones immeadiate response...but you will break him!!. sigh. Funny how people are okay with Tali risking her life but can't imagine working around a disability... It's actually kind of seriously worrying and shallow if you think about it.

I have no idea about the hat thing I know someone on deviant art made thier own but I dunno how sorry :<

Modifié par Bennjoon, 04 mai 2011 - 02:08 .

[Koji-san]

Wait wait wait......
Kelly feeds your fish for you?!
That's not just trashy innuendo is it? :-)
All those frantic elevator rides, just to find dead fish at the end. >

[Bennjoon]

Yeah I hate the stupdi fish I never get them and I refuse to flirt with Kelly she has this whole 'village of the damned' thing going on.

[FlamingFlyingV]

For the most part, I've seen the others have used acrylic paint for the hat.

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND! ~

[Antivenger]

Bennjoon wrote...

Yeah I hate the stupdi fish I never get them and I refuse to flirt with Kelly she has this whole 'village of the damned' thing going on.

What the heck is that supposed to mean? Literally, I do not understand.

I like Kelly, she's sweet. I can see her as Joker's "physical therapist".

Modifié par Antivenger, 04 mai 2011 - 02:47 .

[Bennjoon]

Hehe good luck and show us when your done

I dunno Kelly just gives me the creeps. I understand that some people like her though. Don't want to turn the thread into a flame war sorry. I was also annoyed at the 'but you will break him' crowd didn't mean to take it out on poor Kelly

Modifié par Bennjoon, 04 mai 2011 - 03:04 .

[Anny78]

Koji-san wrote...

Wait wait wait......

Kelly feeds your fish for you?!

That's not just trashy innuendo is it? :-)

All those frantic elevator rides, just to find dead fish at the end. >

Haven't tried myself yet, but seen on YT. After recruiting Samara, tell her she's prettier, then you can have a dinner with her and after that she will offer you feeding your fish.

I don't like Kelly either, she's pretty and all, but... you know... psychologist, people person... "...but she loved cats too." She's worse than EDI - she's always watching AND "evaluating your behaviour"... creepy. I'm allways nice to her, but I rather feed my fish myself than flirt with her.


Shepard: Joker... remember what we talked about... you know... you and... girls?

Joker: Minor spike in the primary core. Compensating. *presses some blinking buttons*

Shepard: I'm sure Kelly would go out with you, if you'd ask her.

Joker: *eyes Shepard* No.

Shepard: Why? She's pretty... and nice... and...

Joker: Are you kidding?! It's Kelly we're talking about! ... She's nice to everyone, it's her job... and she's watching, I know that... I have enough with EDI.

Shepard: I was meaning well, Joker. You're always so alone... and no, EDI doesn't count.

Joker: What about you Commander? Always so alone... in your loft up there.

Shepard: I'm not alone! I have my fish!... I can... watch them and talk to them...

Joker: And do they answer? *wicked grin* Maybe you should go out with Kelly.

Shepard: Hey! I like my quiet fish... If I want a talking pet I go and watch you.

Modifié par Anny78, 04 mai 2011 - 04:33 .

[Nyltia]

I never talked to Kelly that much, she seemed like a really, 'invade your personal space bubble' type of person.
Shouldn't I simply be able to order her to feed my fish? Shepard is the boss after all. Shouldn't need to be incredibly friendly with her.

[Bennjoon]

She is nice to you but you kind of get the impression that she's ''nice'' to everyone...you know putting it politely. I don't like her anyway but like I said that's my opinion. The thought of her with Joker makes me feel a little ill.

Modifié par Bennjoon, 04 mai 2011 - 09:43 .

[Nyltia]

Nooooo Joker shall remain ours, not Kellys'. Joker and Shepard, tis the only thing that works. It sounds right y'know?
This may have been discussed before but do we want Joker available for both male and female Shepard? I certainly wouldn't mind that. Or I've been playing too much DAII.

[Anny78]

Nyltia wrote...

I never talked to Kelly that much, she seemed like a really, 'invade your personal space bubble' type of person.
Shouldn't
I simply be able to order her to feed my fish? Shepard is the boss
after all. Shouldn't need to be incredibly friendly with her.

Agreed!

Nyltia wrote...

Nooooo Joker shall remain ours, not Kellys'. Joker and Shepard, tis the only thing that works. It sounds right y'know?
This may have been discussed before but do we want Joker available for both male and female Shepard? I certainly wouldn't mind that. Or I've been playing too much DAII.

I wouldn't mind if it would be like in DAII, you know: if you are female the male characters are straight, if you are male, the male chars are gay... why not have all the LIs "bi" if people are modding the romances anyway.

Modifié par Anny78, 04 mai 2011 - 10:41 .

[Collider]

I think James Sanders would probably be a better choice for M/M (because he, as a new character, doesn't have any indication as to orientation yet).

[Antivenger]

Nyltia wrote...

Nooooo Joker shall remain ours, not Kellys'. Joker and Shepard, tis the only thing that works. It sounds right y'know?
This may have been discussed before but do we want Joker available for both male and female Shepard? I certainly wouldn't mind that. Or I've been playing too much DAII.

There's no interaction in-game that would suggest Shepard as a viable partner for Joker, or vice-versa. Not for anyone, actually. The closest to actual romantic build-up that is shown would be the human squaddies in ME1. That's, the reason we each have our own head canon

[Anny78]

Antivenger wrote...
There's no interaction in-game that would suggest Shepard as a viable partner for Joker, or vice-versa...

Depends on the point of view.

Antivenger wrote...
...The closest to actual romantic build-up that is shown
would be the human squaddies in ME1. ...

Don't no, haven't played ME1... all I remember from meeting Kaidan on Horizon is him barking at me and me wanting to slap him.

EDIT: Was something in ME1 that would suggest Tali or Garrus as a LI in ME2?

Modifié par Anny78, 04 mai 2011 - 11:22 .

[viggorrah]

Nyltia wrote...

Nooooo Joker shall remain ours, not Kellys'. Joker and Shepard, tis the only thing that works. It sounds right y'know?
This may have been discussed before but do we want Joker available for both male and female Shepard? I certainly wouldn't mind that. Or I've been playing too much DAII.

I agree. *shoos Kelly away with a broom*

I'm not much for M/M pairings normally but I want Joker for both! Never played DA2 past the demo I downloaded but regardless Joker + Shepard (MShep or FemShep) = happy.

[Bennjoon]

Antivenger wrote...

Nyltia wrote...

Nooooo Joker shall remain ours, not Kellys'. Joker and Shepard, tis the only thing that works. It sounds right y'know?
This may have been discussed before but do we want Joker available for both male and female Shepard? I certainly wouldn't mind that. Or I've been playing too much DAII.

There's no interaction in-game that would suggest Shepard as a viable partner for Joker, or vice-versa. Not for anyone, actually. The closest to actual romantic build-up that is shown would be the human squaddies in ME1. That's, the reason we each have our own head canon

If you don't like a Shepard/Joker pairing then this thread might not be the best place for you...not being nasty just seems a little strange that you would come here if you don't like it.