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[carilynn46]

I don't know i kind of think of Joker telling Shepard he loves her during a bad time lol like she is about to go on yet another suicide mission, and he knew how she was last time she was just ready to die if thats what it took to save every one. So while she is leaving... "hey shepard?" "what is it joker i'm kind of busy..." "Oh i just wanted to ....say i love you..."........."what?" "I.... static.....lo....*loses connection* "JOKER!?" LOL

[Fluffenstein]

It's my 19th birthday! Now, if only Bioware would tell us who is romancable, that would make a great birthday present for me. :'D

... or if they sent me one of those Lithographs that came out today for free. I do not have the $80 to spare for it. :[ Seeing that my mom got me no presents and no cake... or money. >_> I really don't have the money for it. XD

Modifié par Fluffenstein, 03 juin 2011 - 03:46 .

[SilentK]

carilynn46 wrote...

I don't know i kind of think of Joker telling Shepard he loves her during a bad time lol like she is about to go on yet another suicide mission, and he knew how she was last time she was just ready to die if thats what it took to save every one. So while she is leaving... "hey shepard?" "what is it joker i'm kind of busy..." "Oh i just wanted to ....say i love you..."........."what?" "I.... static.....lo....*loses connection* "JOKER!?" LOL

ha ha ha   =)    wonderful. "Guys, wait 2 sec, I have to go back and talk to my pilot".    =)  

[FenrisDeSolar]

Lol, Carilynn that just seems a little depressing.

I would actually not mind if Joker stayed as he is now. I would almost prefer it. If he all of a sudden straightened up and walked like any other alliance soldier, I think his bitter snarkiness could easily become downright arrogance (because he's already to sexy for his shirt).

How it should develop, though... I don't know. Get wasted, have sex, develop into romance. Or awkwardly blurt out your feelings, avoid each other, reconcile with gifts and awesome sexxings.

I do want a "sex"-scene, regardless. Just to prove that it is possible to bang him without out breaking him bones. And I also want to see him naked, but, you know... I'll take whatever BioWare can give me. That which they cannot, I will write for myself. And possibly share with you lovely people.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Get the help of Cilla Black?

Happy bday Fluffy! Mine's in... 19 days.. 23 years old

[FenrisDeSolar]

Oh, and Happy Birthday Fluff! :3

Nam, 23 isn't bad. It's gooood! I'll be 19 this year... ¬_¬ In exactly a month, today.

[CDRSkyShepard]

Your birthday is two days earlier than mine, Fluff! I've got the big 2-1 coming up on Sunday. Booze will flow... In any case, happy bday!

And we're almost to 300 pages, guys! JOKERMANCE!!!

Modifié par CDRSkyShepard, 03 juin 2011 - 07:31 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

We are, and we should celebrate!!! :3 I've got yet another Shoker fic coming up. I'll post that on page 300... XD

[NamiraWilhelm]

Oh yeah, wasnt that long ago we were bragging about page 200!

JOKERMANCE *chest bump*

[FenrisDeSolar]

We've picked up a lot of speed in the past couple of months! XD

[phantomdragoness]

Yay for more Joker-mance support!

And Happy Birthday to those who have them! I celebrated my 22 Birthday on the 29th - it was on that day Casey Hudson tweeted ME3 would be pushed back to next year. THANKS GUYS.

[Wynne]

I have exams starting Tuesday, but I still came. 'Cause I want Joker and Shepard to be able to do the same! *ba-dum ching*

...yeah, I think I expended all my brainpower on studying. Sorry for the bad joke. But, uh, it's the thought that counts, right?

Modifié par Wynne, 03 juin 2011 - 10:38 .

[carilynn46]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Lol, Carilynn that just seems a little depressing.

I would actually not mind if Joker stayed as he is now. I would almost prefer it. If he all of a sudden straightened up and walked like any other alliance soldier, I think his bitter snarkiness could easily become downright arrogance (because he's already to sexy for his shirt).

How it should develop, though... I don't know. Get wasted, have sex, develop into romance. Or awkwardly blurt out your feelings, avoid each other, reconcile with gifts and awesome sexxings.


I do want a "sex"-scene, regardless. Just to prove that it is possible to bang him without out breaking him bones. And I also want to see him naked, but, you know... I'll take whatever BioWare can give me. That which they cannot, I will write for myself. And possibly share with you lovely people.

casey already said that the scenes will be pants appropate  (hoping that means no pants at all )

[Fluffenstein]

Well, if they do have pants I'm hoping it's not some cheesy dry-humping going on and something a little more uh... romantic? I dunno guys~ I liked the romance scene in ME1, in ME2 I really didn't romance anyone cause none of them really caught my interest. I tried going for Garrus but it was just too awkward and I called it off before the suicide mission.


Also thanks for the happy birthdays guys! And Happy birthday to you all too >_> Even though it may be a bit too early or a bit too late. :3c

Modifié par Fluffenstein, 03 juin 2011 - 11:49 .

[phantomdragoness]

Fluffenstein wrote...

Well, if they do have pants I'm hoping it's not some cheesy dry-humping going on and something a little more uh... romantic? I dunno guys~ I liked the romance scene in ME1 ME2 I really didn't romance anyone cause none of them really caught my interest. I tried going for Garrus but it was just too awkward and I called it off before the suicide mission.


Also thanks for the happy birthdays guys! And Happy birthday to you all too >_> Even though it may be a bit too early or a bit too late. :3c

You're welcome and thanks!

You sent Garrus away?! But...but he's off the charts adorable when you romance him! INCONCEIVABLE! Quick, I need an old priest and a young priest! j/k

The sex scenes in ME1 were tasteful. Sure, we got a butt crack and side boob, but it wasn't full on porn the press made it look like. The scenes were romantic, and I hope they bring at least a little of that back for ME3. I imagine the Joker sex scene would be really sweet.

[Fluffenstein]

phantomdragoness wrote...

You're welcome and thanks!

You sent Garrus away?! But...but he's off the charts adorable when you romance him! INCONCEIVABLE! Quick, I need an old priest and a young priest! j/k

The sex scenes in ME1 were tasteful. Sure, we got a butt crack and side boob, but it wasn't full on porn the press made it look like. The scenes were romantic, and I hope they bring at least a little of that back for ME3. I imagine the Joker sex scene would be really sweet.

Haha, oh, believe me, I thought it was pretty adorable too but I just couldn't handle it. I am an extremely shy person and I'm extremely awkward when it comes to things like that. Hell, even with my ex I got all embarresed and giggly when it came to those situations. XD I just couldn't do it, I was turning red from a video game!


Also, DA:O was so much worse than ME1 when it came to the romance scene, but they still had undies on which kind of bothered me, and didn't at the same time. I didn't wanna see everything, afterall. The facial expressions were enough. Seriously, DA:O romance scene facial expressions? Priceless.

Modifié par Fluffenstein, 03 juin 2011 - 11:58 .

[FlamingFlyingV]

Fluffenstein wrote...
Also thanks for the happy birthdays guys! And Happy birthday to you all too >_> Even though it may be a bit too early or a bit too late. :3c

YEAH for Jokermancers with the same birthdays! XD

But when it comes to how it happens, as long as it makes me fangirl freak, it's all good for me x3

[SilentK]

We need a little Joker on this page =)





What is going through you FemShep's head at this moment. Something like "I really like the Normandy but I love you. We are getting of this Ship now!". Hmm... perhaps something like that for my future FemShep that I hopefully can make for Joker.

I'm hoping for something like the DA2 scenes, I thought that they were really good and showed emotions very well. But I take whatever I can get =)

[NamiraWilhelm]

But no bugs

Ill leave it in their hands, ill just be ridiculously grateful i get to sweep him off his glass-like feet!

[Homebound]

Femshep has hidden affections for Joker? More likely than you think.

I never thought about shepard saving joker on the normandy. Now that its mentioned, it makes perfecct sense to add joker as a LI.
FemShep sacrificing herself to save her love, then back from the dead, too embarassed, still too pained to say how she feels even though she lost the chance at least once already throughout me2..

bloody poetic.

[phantomdragoness]

Isn't it, though?

[Antivenger]

Not to me. The way I see it is Shepard trying to get everyone out alive, at times like this personal feelings have to be put aside. I know the Collectors were after Shepard, and if (s)he had gotten on that lifeboat with Joker they would have probably both died.

Still, Jeff was acting like a god damn idiot.

That aside, anyone remember the exact words Joker said about getting old radio signals from Earth?

[phantomdragoness]

"Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. Gosh, we were idiots." -Joker

My Shepard was panicking and chanting: "Joker you idiot! Joker you idiot! Joker you idiot!" while running through all that fire and ****. But she didn't really hold it against him because as the pilot, he had to try to save the ship, or at least keep it somewhat steady for the escape pods. It mostly had to do with Joker's ego though, I'm sure - he did not want it to seem like he failed as the Normandy's pilot. Silly, silly idiot boy. *pats his hat fondly*

[SilentK]

phantomdragoness wrote...

"Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. Gosh, we were idiots." -Joker

My Shepard was panicking and chanting: "Joker you idiot! Joker you idiot! Joker you idiot!" while running through all that fire and ****. But she didn't really hold it against him because as the pilot, he had to try to save the ship, or at least keep it somewhat steady for the escape pods. It mostly had to do with Joker's ego though, I'm sure - he did not want it to seem like he failed as the Normandy's pilot. Silly, silly idiot boy. *pats his hat fondly*

Joker you idiot.... well, yes. That sounds about right       That opening scene with the normandy get's me every time. If Joker is a LI I hope that you get to talk about it a bit. How was it really for him after Shepard was gone. Gahh... I really shouldn't get my hopes up this way. Still remember how I was dead certain that arrival would feature the VS. Keeping all my fingers crossed anyways.

[phantomdragoness]

SilentK wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

"Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. Gosh, we were idiots." -Joker

My Shepard was panicking and chanting: "Joker you idiot! Joker you idiot! Joker you idiot!" while running through all that fire and ****. But she didn't really hold it against him because as the pilot, he had to try to save the ship, or at least keep it somewhat steady for the escape pods. It mostly had to do with Joker's ego though, I'm sure - he did not want it to seem like he failed as the Normandy's pilot. Silly, silly idiot boy. *pats his hat fondly*

Joker you idiot.... well, yes. That sounds about right       That opening scene with the normandy get's me every time. If Joker is a LI I hope that you get to talk about it a bit. How was it really for him after Shepard was gone. Gahh... I really shouldn't get my hopes up this way. Still remember how I was dead certain that arrival would feature the VS. Keeping all my fingers crossed anyways.

My hopes are already on Could 9 - I'm having freakin' dreams about it! If Joker does not turn out to be a romance, then I'll just...I'll just...I'll be very sad for a while. I was trying to think of something snarky, but the thought of no Joker love ripped the snarkiness out of me and stomped on it with a spiked boot. I'm working on a Shepard specifically FOR Joker, here. She will sit in the hard drive, never to be touched by any other man.

Oh BioWare...do you know the hold you have on my emotions? Yes...I believe you do...because you made Varric into a single man in love with his crossbow. Fangirls cried everywhere. <_<