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SarEnyaDor wrote...

Something seen in the mind is never unsee-able....

I'm more worried about my fingers on the keyboard ... what if I accidentally touch my eye before I can wash my hands and then I get something horrible in it??? ;)


Oh god.... I still can't get past the anti-grav romance because of images of ...stuff.... floating afterward and not you guys bring this up.....:sick:

Thanks!

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Im making lots of screenshots, im gonna get a few of Jokes.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk... I leave for a few hours and the whole thread goes to... well wherever it's gone with floating "stuff" and ethernet condoms... *crosses arms and shakes head* ...



Now, I don't know about you, but Joker really doesn't strike me as the aged virgin type :P As such I'm guessing he's worked out an idea or two of how to go about being intimate without too much injury.

That being said, I'm good with Joker not being an LI as long as he's still around. I'm also good with him being an LI, whether he's magically cured or not... as I said, he can probably fill Shep. in on how to go about it without major injuries and frankly, if an organization can figure out how to bring someone back from dead (it being apparently only a matter of money) I don't see it as such a stretch they could work something out to remedy the bone situation (seems fairly minor in comparison given that Shep. was probably a mostly burned husk of nothing much by the time she hit planetside), just have to figure out who Shep. needs to kill/bribe/charm to get the necessary funds going in the proper labs and channels :P



Anyhoo, as long as there's Joker in ME3, I'm good ;)

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Nightfire78 wrote...

Tsk, tsk, tsk... I leave for a few hours and the whole thread goes to... well wherever it's gone with floating "stuff" and ethernet condoms... *crosses arms and shakes head* ...

Now, I don't know about you, but Joker really doesn't strike me as the aged virgin type :P As such I'm guessing he's worked out an idea or two of how to go about being intimate without too much injury.
That being said, I'm good with Joker not being an LI as long as he's still around. I'm also good with him being an LI, whether he's magically cured or not... as I said, he can probably fill Shep. in on how to go about it without major injuries and frankly, if an organization can figure out how to bring someone back from dead (it being apparently only a matter of money) I don't see it as such a stretch they could work something out to remedy the bone situation (seems fairly minor in comparison given that Shep. was probably a mostly burned husk of nothing much by the time she hit planetside), just have to figure out who Shep. needs to kill/bribe/charm to get the necessary funds going in the proper labs and channels :P

Anyhoo, as long as there's Joker in ME3, I'm good ;)


Quoted for pennace for the whole STD-riddled internet images.

Yes, I agree. Even if he is not cured, there is no reason why he couldn't be a LI if they decided to let us have him as one. Liek I've said before, there are real people here and now who manage just fine who are in worse shape than he is.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 24 février 2010 - 08:10 .


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Oh, I'm sure they do, up on the Presidium. And barring that, she's probably not above breaking into Anderson's office after he's gone home for the night. Or Udina's, if she wanted to be really mean. Because she'd leave him a note, too. "I've had sex on five surfaces in this room! And you don't know which ones! Have a nice day! -- Commander Shepard"


Only five?  I think you underestimate Commander Shepard!

Also, I wouldn't do that in Anderson's office because I can totally see him returning the favor on the Normandy.  He was almost a Spectre, remember.


LOL. Fair point on both counts.

As far as the "curing Joker" option goes... BioWare would have to be really, really careful about how they handled that, especially if he's a romance option. Because if curing him becomes a prerequiste for the romance... well, that feels a little uncomfortable to me. Like saying that he can't have a real, complete relationship until he's no longer handicapped. I don't quite forsee BioWare taking that route with him, anyways. I don't know, I'm probably not communicating this very well. Argh.

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Would Joker like pizza hut on illium? New poll.

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Just dropping by to say I would love to have a Joker romance option. The romances with Garrus and Thane just seemed creepy to me because of the conversation options and Jacob was more of a booty call. So, 100% support from me.

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Jaclyn_L wrote...

Just dropping by to say I would love to have a Joker romance option. The romances with Garrus and Thane just seemed creepy to me because of the conversation options and Jacob was more of a booty call. So, 100% support from me.


What you didn't think Jacob was charming... "but the priiiiize" ...:blink:...:sick:

You would have if he were wearing Old Spice: www.youtube.com/watch

I found Thane creepy too (mainly because of the flashbacks and the "I want you to replace my dead wife" vibe) but obviously *glances down at her sig and over at her avatar* I cannot personally agree on Garrus... still 2/3 isn't bad, right? :)  ...  You know, I might not have minded Jacobs horror lines if the old spice guy had voiced him in the ultra-cheese voice. Not romantic certainly, but at least I might not need a bucket then...

@Rhia87: I hadn't actually thought of that, but you are right about the "fixing" him so he can be an LI thing. Honestly, I don't think it would be necessary anyway, as I said, I'm sure he has a plan or 10 ;)

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Biotic_Warlock wrote...

Would Joker like pizza hut on illium? New poll.


Well, I'm sure he'd love the Wendy's on Omega in the even newer fast food poll :P Who can resist the space frosty!

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I don't begrudge anyone else their maliens .. I personally throw-up a little in the back of my throat at it, but what you do in your quarters (or engine room I guess LOL) is your business.



My lady parts, as I am wont to say, are a ****** sapiens only club.



I'd really like to be able to issue a VIP pass to Joker. ;)

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SarEnyaDor wrote...

I don't begrudge anyone else their maliens .. I personally throw-up a little in the back of my throat at it, but what you do in your quarters (or engine room I guess LOL) is your business.

My lady parts, as I am wont to say, are a ****** sapiens only club.

I'd really like to be able to issue a VIP pass to Joker. ;)



A VIP pass huh? :lol: ... I actually have nothing to say to that, it just got a laugh out of me, which I felt the need to share.

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lol i'm gone one day...



And I agree, I think it would be better if they didn't suddenly magically cure him, then he isn't 'our Joker' he is who is he because of his disability.

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I would agree, My femsheps a renegade and shes doesn't have time to cure his brittle butt. The only thing she wants is to be like mornith and kill him with her buns of steel. Now my paragon femshep wouldn't mind helping out and taking some time off from reaper slaying, but shes hooked up with thane after cheating on Liara. Maybe she will go after him in ME 3. I hate to tell you all this, but his is just gotten to complicated for my Paragon femshep. Mostly because she likes to get dirty with the sickly. hehe.

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I don't really want to cure Joker. I mean, if it were a side quest or loyalty mission, or if he specifically asked me to without the reason being because he thinks he's not good enough for the relationship, of course I'd do it; but I really don't think it's necessary. He seems to be doing fine and my Femshep likes him just as he is, so "curing" him would just be for his own benefit

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Nightfire78 wrote...

@Rhia87: I hadn't actually thought of that, but you are right about the "fixing" him so he can be an LI thing. Honestly, I don't think it would be necessary anyway, as I said, I'm sure he has a plan or 10 ;)


Oh, I'm sure he's got some ideas. :D

Erode_The_Soul wrote...

I don't really want to cure
Joker. I mean, if it were a side quest or loyalty mission, or if he
specifically asked me to without the reason being because he thinks
he's not good enough for the relationship, of course I'd do it; but I
really don't think it's necessary. He seems to be doing fine and my
Femshep likes him just as he is, so "curing" him would just be for his
own benefit


Yeah, I mean-- if there's some kind of cure-mission, I'd want it to be just as a "here, doing this for your benefit" not "here, doing this so we can have proper sex". It'd almost be better if they did include some kind of cure thing that perhaps came AFTER you'd gotten into a relationship. Then you could have celebratory dancing. :happy:

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Nightfire78 wrote...

Jaclyn_L wrote...

Just dropping by to say I would love to have a Joker romance option. The romances with Garrus and Thane just seemed creepy to me because of the conversation options and Jacob was more of a booty call. So, 100% support from me.


What you didn't think Jacob was charming... "but the priiiiize" ...:blink:...:sick:

You would have if he were wearing Old Spice: www.youtube.com/watch

I found Thane creepy too (mainly because of the flashbacks and the "I want you to replace my dead wife" vibe) but obviously *glances down at her sig and over at her avatar* I cannot personally agree on Garrus... still 2/3 isn't bad, right? :)  ...  You know, I might not have minded Jacobs horror lines if the old spice guy had voiced him in the ultra-cheese voice. Not romantic certainly, but at least I might not need a bucket then...

@Rhia87: I hadn't actually thought of that, but you are right about the "fixing" him so he can be an LI thing. Honestly, I don't think it would be necessary anyway, as I said, I'm sure he has a plan or 10 ;)


You are right, it was that "but the priiize" thing that got me too.:unsure: Not even old spice would do it for me.

The Thane thing was creepy because he finishes telling you about his dead wife and then you have the "I want you, Thane" conversation option. I was like, wtf? That's not a natural progression.

It's not that I don't like the Garrus romance option, I'm absolutely fine with that. I just didn't like the conversation options, again. It didn't feel natural at all.


The Joker at the end of the game where Shepard dies is not really a Joker that needs a cure, seems to me he's doing just fine.

Modifié par Jaclyn_L, 25 février 2010 - 06:38 .


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Nightfire78 wrote...

Tsk, tsk, tsk... I leave for a few hours and the whole thread goes to... well wherever it's gone with floating "stuff" and ethernet condoms... *crosses arms and shakes head* ...

Now, I don't know about you, but Joker really doesn't strike me as the aged virgin type :P As such I'm guessing he's worked out an idea or two of how to go about being intimate without too much injury.
That being said, I'm good with Joker not being an LI as long as he's still around. I'm also good with him being an LI, whether he's magically cured or not... as I said, he can probably fill Shep. in on how to go about it without major injuries and frankly, if an organization can figure out how to bring someone back from dead (it being apparently only a matter of money) I don't see it as such a stretch they could work something out to remedy the bone situation (seems fairly minor in comparison given that Shep. was probably a mostly burned husk of nothing much by the time she hit planetside), just have to figure out who Shep. needs to kill/bribe/charm to get the necessary funds going in the proper labs and channels :P

Anyhoo, as long as there's Joker in ME3, I'm good ;)

I know this is off topic but nothing says shep hit planet side, at least nothing I seen or heard. I Just mentions prolonged exposure to space. Damage from vacume and extream cold should be the only factors, I know Jacob says he/she was "Meat and tubes" but if shep fell planet side I would expect him to also say something to sugest she was in more than one part as well.

That said I agree that they could do something for Joker, not that they have to because I like him the way he is too. I as far as a game mechnic he fills that part great, add more Joker and make him an LI I'll be more than happy.

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Trapper_920 wrote...

Nightfire78 wrote...

Tsk, tsk, tsk... I leave for a few hours and the whole thread goes to... well wherever it's gone with floating "stuff" and ethernet condoms... *crosses arms and shakes head* ...

Now, I don't know about you, but Joker really doesn't strike me as the aged virgin type :P As such I'm guessing he's worked out an idea or two of how to go about being intimate without too much injury.
That being said, I'm good with Joker not being an LI as long as he's still around. I'm also good with him being an LI, whether he's magically cured or not... as I said, he can probably fill Shep. in on how to go about it without major injuries and frankly, if an organization can figure out how to bring someone back from dead (it being apparently only a matter of money) I don't see it as such a stretch they could work something out to remedy the bone situation (seems fairly minor in comparison given that Shep. was probably a mostly burned husk of nothing much by the time she hit planetside), just have to figure out who Shep. needs to kill/bribe/charm to get the necessary funds going in the proper labs and channels :P

Anyhoo, as long as there's Joker in ME3, I'm good ;)

I know this is off topic but nothing says shep hit planet side, at least nothing I seen or heard. I Just mentions prolonged exposure to space. Damage from vacume and extream cold should be the only factors, I know Jacob says he/she was "Meat and tubes" but if shep fell planet side I would expect him to also say something to sugest she was in more than one part as well.

That said I agree that they could do something for Joker, not that they have to because I like him the way he is too. I as far as a game mechnic he fills that part great, add more Joker and make him an LI I'll be more than happy.


Yeah, she didn't get down to the planet-- one of the computer consoles with Miranda's recordings on it mentions extensive damage due to cold and vacuum exposure. If Shep had entered the atmosphere, there wouldn't have been a body to revive.

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That's assuming the planet had a earth like atmosphere then their would defiantly be nothing left. It may be possible to survive re-entry if the atmosphere is different, but impact on surface will likely leave remains....just not very intact depending on speed, terrain and gravity. I know that N7 armor isn't that good under those circumstances.

Modifié par Trapper_920, 25 février 2010 - 05:44 .


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Rhia87 wrote...

Trapper_920 wrote...

Nightfire78 wrote...

Tsk, tsk, tsk... I leave for a few hours and the whole thread goes to... well wherever it's gone with floating "stuff" and ethernet condoms... *crosses arms and shakes head* ...

Now, I don't know about you, but Joker really doesn't strike me as the aged virgin type :P As such I'm guessing he's worked out an idea or two of how to go about being intimate without too much injury.
That being said, I'm good with Joker not being an LI as long as he's still around. I'm also good with him being an LI, whether he's magically cured or not... as I said, he can probably fill Shep. in on how to go about it without major injuries and frankly, if an organization can figure out how to bring someone back from dead (it being apparently only a matter of money) I don't see it as such a stretch they could work something out to remedy the bone situation (seems fairly minor in comparison given that Shep. was probably a mostly burned husk of nothing much by the time she hit planetside), just have to figure out who Shep. needs to kill/bribe/charm to get the necessary funds going in the proper labs and channels :P

Anyhoo, as long as there's Joker in ME3, I'm good ;)

I know this is off topic but nothing says shep hit planet side, at least nothing I seen or heard. I Just mentions prolonged exposure to space. Damage from vacume and extream cold should be the only factors, I know Jacob says he/she was "Meat and tubes" but if shep fell planet side I would expect him to also say something to sugest she was in more than one part as well.

That said I agree that they could do something for Joker, not that they have to because I like him the way he is too. I as far as a game mechnic he fills that part great, add more Joker and make him an LI I'll be more than happy.


Yeah, she didn't get down to the planet-- one of the computer consoles with Miranda's recordings on it mentions extensive damage due to cold and vacuum exposure. If Shep had entered the atmosphere, there wouldn't have been a body to revive.


I stand corrected then :) Just got the impression she was entering atmosphere and going to hit the planet from the cutscene plus that gray junk they were putting together at the begining looked very charred and smashed to me, but you are right, only cold and vacuum damage are mentioned and I don't think they would have failed to notice burning... so consider my comment rephrased to something more appropriate :)

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lol



I know the video looks like he/she is actually on a course of re-entry, I'm guessing they just wanted to make Shepard look like she was skimming the outer atmosphere but remaining in orbit.

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@#$!  JOKER!

Hes the reason u died in ME2.  What?... was he gona land just the cockpit on the planet? There also wasent one piece of dialouge in the entire game that mentioned it.  So, I blame Joker for Sheps death.............

Renegade moment to puch Joker in the face for a little pay back in ME3 plz.


This is all fake rage of course, but u get my point.

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Also Shep would have had to be moveing much faster than he/she was to escape falling to the planets surface. Maybe Legion interfered or something, or more likely its a screw up..

Modifié par Krogan Face, 25 février 2010 - 10:56 .


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All I got out of reading the last few pages of this thread was floating "stuff".



Seriously guys. Not helping the gutter brain.



XD

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Is this really a support thread at all?
Come on people, you're not showing much enthusiam. :(