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[Tooneyman]

Krogan Face wrote...

@#$!  JOKER!

Hes the reason u died in ME2.  What?... was he gona land just the cockpit on the planet? There also wasent one piece of dialouge in the entire game that mentioned it.  So, I blame Joker for Sheps death.............

Renegade moment to puch Joker in the face for a little pay back in ME3 plz.


This is all fake rage of course, but u get my point.

Best renegade opinion. It would be like Mornith. My femshep holds joker down with her buns of steel and forcers her mighty rage upon him, stroke after stroke until his pelvis breaks and he dies of the best damn orgasim in the ME universe.

[SarEnyaDor]

SelphieSK wrote...

Is this really a support thread at all?
Come on people, you're not showing much enthusiam.

It was meant to be a support thread, but it spirals downward often into weirdness, but then some Joker-hater always pops on to say "his bonz will breakz!" or "femShep will kill him and smash his pelvis" or "he belongs to EDI" which will unify the thread back to refuting such claims for a spell...

Also, in case no one noticed, I very enthusiastically support an expanded role for Joker in ME3 (romance option preferred) whether he is cured or not cured.

[SelphieSK]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

It was meant to be a support thread, but it spirals downward often into weirdness, but then some Joker-hater always pops on to say "his bonz will breakz!" or "femShep will kill him and smash his pelvis" or "he belongs to EDI" which will unify the thread back to refuting such claims for a spell...

Those are the reasons why I don't post on the thread actually.
I don't really see what can be done about it, though.

Also, in case no one noticed, I very enthusiastically support an expanded role for Joker in ME3 (romance option preferred) whether he is cured or not cured.

With you!

[Rhia87]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

SelphieSK wrote...

Is this really a support thread at all?
Come on people, you're not showing much enthusiam.

It was meant to be a support thread, but it spirals downward often into weirdness, but then some Joker-hater always pops on to say "his bonz will breakz!" or "femShep will kill him and smash his pelvis" or "he belongs to EDI" which will unify the thread back to refuting such claims for a spell...

Also, in case no one noticed, I very enthusiastically support an expanded role for Joker in ME3 (romance option preferred) whether he is cured or not cured.

One wonders how much of the epically long Tali and Garrus threads were supporters, and how many were people disparaging the pairings. I also kind of wonder what they could talk about for hundreds of pages... I mean, there's only so many ways one can say "we Joker and would like for Shep to make out with him on the bridge next game!".

That being said: we Joker and would love for Shepard to be able to make out with him on the bridge next game.

[Striker1246]

Highly support this- I would make a femshep right now if joker was romancable. That relationship would be AWESOME!!!

[Trapper_920]

Striker1246 wrote...

Highly support this- I would make a femshep right now if joker was romancable. That relationship would be AWESOME!!!

And as far as a pratical aspect he's like almost the only logical one for a long term realtionship. All the other LI's are like one nite stands you pick up in a bar, at least the ones in ME2.

Just as a point of reference weirdness comes up mostly when people are just trying to keep the thread alive. I don't even want to see the tali thread, we all know quarians are space elves any how. << thats a joke

Oh hell I'll just say it we all you Joker....

Modifié par Trapper_920, 26 février 2010 - 01:58 .

[Tooneyman]

When it comes down to the main fact. Who doesn't want to hear joker crack jokes about having a relationship with femshep. I mean it would be hiliarious even just to hear the dialogue all together.



And as for tali, please. I really don't want her to be a space elf. That will turn me off from her in a heart beat. I would like something for along the lines of a drell and a turian combine, but have a something sexy made from it. Please don't destroy my dream. I'm supporting joker the best I can and as for those stupid tali threads. I have a feeling they are spams most of them.

[Trapper_920]

In all honesty.



I have a feeling they were toying with the thought that humans descended from another spices from a different world. I think they might have made Quarians restricted to bio suits to conceal this...at least until they were sure of what they wanted to do with their true form.

[Rhia87]

Trapper_920 wrote...


And as far as a pratical aspect he's like almost the only logical one for a long term realtionship. All the other LI's are like one nite stands you pick up in a bar, at least the ones in ME2.

Exactly! With all the other LIs, it feels very... rushed, I guess? There isn't much of a foundation or relationship there before you get to the romance. But Joker's been by Shepard's side, one of the VERY few people to remain loyal, and a romance would be much more like one that grew out of a friendship. And those kind of romances tend to feel much more genuine, stable, and lasting, imo. He's one of a very few constants in Shepard's life-- the only others are Garrus and Tali (both LIs already now) and Chakwas (who is totally the Team Mom). It'd be great to see that loyalty and history develop into a romance.

[Biotic_Warlock]

Starbucks on Omega poll open!

[Melissa Russell]

Tooneyman wrote...
My femshep holds joker down with her buns of steel and forcers her mighty rage upon him, stroke after stroke until his pelvis breaks and he dies of the best damn orgasim in the ME universe.

I just don't know what to say to that.  I for one would not want to be sexed to death.  IT MAY JUST BE ME.

...

I don't want to cure Vrolik's disease.  I think it would be really weird if there was a sidequest where you had to "fix" someone in order to romance them.  Can't you love sick people, too?  Do you have to cure Thane to romance him?  Do you suddenly lose all interest in Tali when she gets a fever?  I'd think Joker's illness adds depth to his character -- curing him would kill that aspect of originality.  Plus, if curing Vrolik's disease was a matter of completing a sidequest, why wouldn't Shepard have done it earlier for the rest of mankind?  As a friend?

I do think it would be interesting to stumble upon a breakthrough, however, kind of like Saren's cure for the genophage.  It could be an interesting morality issue if you had the opportunity to cure him and the cure had bizarre side effects.  Would you cure him if it might kill him?  If it might harm the rest of his bone production?  Or, from another perspective, would he get angry that you were wasting time on a cure for a disease he's already learned to cope with?

SelphieSK wrote...
Is this really a support thread at all?
Come on people, you're not showing much enthusiam.

This post is full of enthusiastic support.  There are people participating in this thread that post on a daily basis, that interject very interesting points regarding the real life status of Vrolik's diease, that post links to Joker related fan fics and fan art, and a diverse range of personal opinions regarding the character in general.

Every page also has some new troll posting the same ignorant crap about crushing Joker to death, however.  There are only so many times we can combat stupidity with logic before stupidity wears us out.  The plain and simple fact that we've maintained the same enthusiam and supporters for the last 23 days, however, should show support.

[Rhia87]

Melissa Russell wrote...

Every page also has some new troll posting the same ignorant crap about crushing Joker to death, however.  There are only so many times we can combat stupidity with logic before stupidity wears us out.  The plain and simple fact that we've maintained the same enthusiam and supporters for the last 23 days, however, should show support.

We haven't maintained the same enthusiasim and supporters; it's grown, imo. It's always nice to see people drop in and voice their support (although I wish some of the drive-by supporters would hang around a bit longer).

[Corephyfish]

Hey guys, its been 2 days since my last post so I just thought i'd jump in and reiterate my love for Joker.



Joker romance or dialouge for ME3 please!



You know it' be nice if one of the devs dropped by and let us know they were actually reading it, Ive seen Bioware posts in the Garrus and Tali threads, I think its OUR turn. I'd hate to think we are putting all tihs time and effort in for nothing.

[captainsavvy]

Even if it's not a full-fledged romance just the option to really FLIRT with him would be immense.

Can you imagine how awesome his flirt-backs would be?

[Rhia87]

captainsavvy wrote...

Even if it's not a full-fledged romance just the option to really FLIRT with him would be immense.
Can you imagine how awesome his flirt-backs would be?

Hell, I think Shepard would have some pretty hilarious lines. Shep can bring the snark. It'd be the most sarcastic courtship ever and it would be awesome.

[Nightfire78]

Rhia87 wrote...

captainsavvy wrote...

Even if it's not a full-fledged romance just the option to really FLIRT with him would be immense.
Can you imagine how awesome his flirt-backs would be?

Hell, I think Shepard would have some pretty hilarious lines. Shep can bring the snark. It'd be the most sarcastic courtship ever and it would be awesome.

Hehe, maybe they're afraid people would never leave the bridge again because of all the laughs

Shep: "So, uh, you ever... go out on dates?"
Joker: "Oh yeah, that's great. Make fun of the brittle-bone guy. Like I can't go out just because dancing isn't on the program."
Shep: ...
Joker: "...You actually weren't making fun of me, were you?"
Shep: "If I were, I'm sure I could come up with something a bit classier."
Joker: "Good point."
<Shep. leaves>
EDI: "While my data on this topic is limited, it seems safe to say that Commander Shepard was attempting to initiate an intimate conversation with you. It is highly likely that she would have attempted to 'flirt' or 'ask you out' if her attempt had been successful."
Joker: "What? Naw, I mean I know a lot of women dig me, but the Commander? Naw."
... ... ...
Joker: "You really think she was gonna ask me out?"

[Nightfire78]

hmm... okay, this is a test because I just wrote something, hit submit, had it act like it was posting my comment... and now it's not showing up. So... I'm testing to see if this will show up... (Feel free to reply with cheesey "test passed/failed" comments, I would expect nothing less )

Edit: Ah, there it is. Guess forum just needed a kick in the, er, ether or something

Modifié par Nightfire78, 27 février 2010 - 05:00 .

[The Slyppy]

I think with all this technology they could figure out some way to make Joker not so breakable. But if he winds up with anyone but EDI, then I'm gonna be pissed. Let's face it, banter is the foreplay of every great romance. Shakespeare knew it, Gable and Lombard knew it, Moonlighting knew it. It's just good romance formula. Let Joker and EDI get it on in the virtual world!

[SelphieSK]

Nightfire78 wrote...
Hehe, maybe they're afraid people would never leave the bridge again because of all the laughs

Shep: "So, uh, you ever... go out on dates?"
Joker: "Oh yeah, that's great. Make fun of the brittle-bone guy. Like I can't go out just because dancing isn't on the program."
Shep: ...
Joker: "...You actually weren't making fun of me, were you?"
Shep: "If I were, I'm sure I could come up with something a bit classier."
Joker: "Good point."

EDI: "While my data on this topic is limited, it seems safe to say that Commander Shepard was attempting to initiate an intimate conversation with you. It is highly likely that she would have attempted to 'flirt' or 'ask you out' if her attempt had been successful."
Joker: "What? Naw, I mean I know a lot of women dig me, but the Commander? Naw."
... ... ...
Joker: "You really think she was gonna ask me out?"

Well THAT would be awesome!

Edit : ...You know, I really wanna make that into a little comic, now...

Modifié par SelphieSK, 27 février 2010 - 05:03 .

[Nightfire78]

SelphieSK wrote...

Nightfire78 wrote...
Hehe, maybe they're afraid people would never leave the bridge again because of all the laughs

Shep: "So, uh, you ever... go out on dates?"
Joker: "Oh yeah, that's great. Make fun of the brittle-bone guy. Like I can't go out just because dancing isn't on the program."
Shep: ...
Joker: "...You actually weren't making fun of me, were you?"
Shep: "If I were, I'm sure I could come up with something a bit classier."
Joker: "Good point."

EDI: "While my data on this topic is limited, it seems safe to say that Commander Shepard was attempting to initiate an intimate conversation with you. It is highly likely that she would have attempted to 'flirt' or 'ask you out' if her attempt had been successful."
Joker: "What? Naw, I mean I know a lot of women dig me, but the Commander? Naw."
... ... ...
Joker: "You really think she was gonna ask me out?"

Well THAT would be awesome!

Edit : ...You know, I really wanna make that into a little comic, now...

haha, well feel free to, I'd love to see it

[Melissa Russell]

Nightfire78 wrote...
Joker: "What? Naw, I mean I know a lot of women dig me, but the Commander? Naw."
... ... ...
Joker: "You really think she was gonna ask me out?"

That's adorable, Night! 

[Corephyfish]

The Slyppy wrote...

I think with all this technology they could figure out some way to make Joker not so breakable. But if he winds up with anyone but EDI, then I'm gonna be pissed. Let's face it, banter is the foreplay of every great romance. Shakespeare knew it, Gable and Lombard knew it, Moonlighting knew it. It's just good romance formula. Let Joker and EDI get it on in the virtual world!

lol yeah cos it totally wouldn't be creepy having a relationship with a virrtual intelligence that he also refers to as his mother...nope not at all.

Hehe I just had a thought, seeing as his mum is dead, do you think Joker thinks of EDI as a zombie?

[Biotic_Warlock]

Nightfire78 wrote...

Rhia87 wrote...

captainsavvy wrote...

Even if it's not a full-fledged romance just the option to really FLIRT with him would be immense.
Can you imagine how awesome his flirt-backs would be?

Hell, I think Shepard would have some pretty hilarious lines. Shep can bring the snark. It'd be the most sarcastic courtship ever and it would be awesome.

Hehe, maybe they're afraid people would never leave the bridge again because of all the laughs

Shep: "So, uh, you ever... go out on dates?"
Joker: "Oh yeah, that's great. Make fun of the brittle-bone guy. Like I can't go out just because dancing isn't on the program."
Shep: ...
Joker: "...You actually weren't making fun of me, were you?"
Shep: "If I were, I'm sure I could come up with something a bit classier."
Joker: "Good point."

EDI: "While my data on this topic is limited, it seems safe to say that Commander Shepard was attempting to initiate an intimate conversation with you. It is highly likely that she would have attempted to 'flirt' or 'ask you out' if her attempt had been successful."
Joker: "What? Naw, I mean I know a lot of women dig me, but the Commander? Naw."
... ... ...
Joker: "You really think she was gonna ask me out?"

EDI: no dump him/her. Go out with me.

[Rincor]

Hey there guys! My first post on this forum.

I'd just like to throw in my support for a Jokermance, or at the very least just some more interaction with him



I always thught he was the most awesome character in ME and was a bit disappointed in ME1 because of the lack of dialogue. Buuuut luckily they made it better in ME2, but there's still room for more!



Joker needs more love!

[Biotic_Warlock]

the joker hate thread just got made... i need a tissue

Hello rincor