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[carilynn46]

yes she will do "performance" art with jeff... I support your "stary" female shep but with my shep she is more of a humored, make every one happy sort of person, she would love to make joker happy help him out with any problem he has... you know ease tension with a nice back rub or... something

[Tooneyman]

Just to be mean, but shes a marine. She could break his rips with her nails. There is a reason she goes to combat. Those hands on your femshep better have rubber finger tips.

[carilynn46]

so your purposely being mean? so... so just because she is tough out there in the horrible world of reapers, collectors, and the guy with the weird eyes and makes more money then Joker.. doesn't mean she doesn't know how to be gentle I mean in one of the cut scenes she taps his shoulder and i didn't hear joker go OW!! you broke my shoulder oh heavens ta betsy! just saying.... he also survived a dramatic fall and was fine then there was a part he thought maybe he broke a rib.. or all of them... and he was fine.... so umm yea i think i proved my point that Joker is one tough some of a ***** and also he has meds lol

[Tooneyman]

Remember in the explosion of the ship your femshep grabs his arm and almost breaks it.

[carilynn46]

she doesn't almost break it lol

[Trapper_920]

carilynn46 wrote...

yes she will do "performance" art with jeff... I support your "stary" female shep but with my shep she is more of a humored, make every one happy sort of person, she would love to make joker happy help him out with any problem he has... you know ease tension with a nice back rub or... something

A back rub while browing that outfit from Kelly?

*pictures Joker getting all tense and nervous when he see shep walking past the airlock on her way to the bridge. :innocent:

[Trapper_920]

Tooneyman wrote...

Remember in the explosion of the ship your femshep grabs his arm and almost breaks it.

She did not break it, he just said be carfull in an excited tone'd expresion. (not his exact words just similar to what he said/ment)

[carilynn46]

I agree

[Trapper_920]

I really like the idea of making Joker all nervous and squirmy like...

[carilynn46]

yea it's probably because 1) he thinks" is this really happening to me?" and 2) shes too good for me... 3) what the sh!t

[Rhia87]

Trapper_920 wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

Remember in the explosion of the ship your femshep grabs his arm and almost breaks it.

She did not break it, he just said be carfull in an excited tone'd expresion. (not his exact words just similar to what he said/ment)

I think he goes "Ah, watch the arm!" as Shepard grabs him-- admittedly, watching the cutscene, it looks like Shepard does sort of wrench his arm around, or at least grabs him at a weird angle. But his arm isn't broken, he uses that arm to pull himself into the escape pod.


/me is having a hard time picturing Shepard in the godawful stripper outfit for ANYONE.

[RAZZberree]

I'm having more of a hard time picturing Shepard trying to dance sexy for anyone. o.O If Samara's loyalty mission wasn't a dead ringer for Shep's dancing skills...that woman should NEVER be allowed to dance, LMAO just thinking of that scene makes me lulz uncontrollably! xD Though I can picture something along the lines of Shepard suggesting such an idea to Joker:
Shepard: "Joker?"

Joker: "Shepard?"

Shepard: "I was thinking about something."

Joker: "Hit me."

Shepard: "Well, I've been...I just...well, I wanted to do something for you."

Joker: looks up at Shepard with a skeptical look upon his face, "It's not along the lines of you trying to install the Shepard interface on my terminal again...is it? Sure, it's exciting have you pop up right in front of my face everytime I try to log in, but I can only take being threatened with a necksnap for hitting a key too hard so many times...And then lets not get on the subject about that greeting, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite c.ockpit on the Normandy..."

Shepard: "Look, I tried uninstalling it! It won't budge!"

Joker: "Oh no, don't uninstall it! I got more jokes from it!"

Shepard: shakes head, "ANYWAY. I had something more...personal in mind."

Joker: "What's more personal than a private you on my-"

Shepard: "I was talking to Kelly-"

Joker: "Oh that's not good..."

Shepard: "And she was telling me about...things I could do...and, god this is embarrassing. But she said I could uh, borrow one of her outfits and..." Looks away, rubbing back of neck.

Joker: Expression goes amusement to curiosity to realization before bursting out in fits of laughter "Oh I so know what you guys were talking about! Shepard...No, just...no!"

Shepard: Hurt flickers across her face momentarily before being replaced with anger, "I'm just...I."

Joker: Quickly tries to save his ass, "Look, I appreciate the thought but...I've...seen your dancing skills and I'm not sure that kind of thing would end well, for either of us. I'll probably have to drag you down to the medbay from hurting yourself...or I might die from laughter. Head explosion and all." Fails.

Shepard: "Forget I even mentioned anything! EDI, make sure you reprogram that Shepard VI to be exceptionally threatening!" Storms off.

EDI: "Understood Commander."

Joker: "Oh what did I say!?"

EDI: "I believe that the proper expression that you humans use for such situations is 'you're in the dog house now', Jeff."

Joker: "Can it you-"

EDI: "I'm sorry Mr. Moreau, I am currently not listening to you, afraid that I'm using all my systems on this Shepard VI. I advise caution the next time you log on to your terminal."

Joker: o_O

Modifié par RAZZberree, 09 mars 2010 - 09:05 .

[carilynn46]

hehe this made me giggle

[Tooneyman]

RAZZberree wrote...

I'm having more of a hard time picturing Shepard trying to dance sexy for anyone. o.O If Samara's loyalty mission wasn't a dead ringer for Shep's dancing skills...that woman should NEVER be allowed to dance, LMAO just thinking of that scene makes me lulz uncontrollably! xD Though I can picture something along the lines of Shepard suggesting such an idea to Joker:
Shepard: "Joker?"

Joker: "Shepard?"

Shepard: "I was thinking about something."

Joker: "Hit me."

Shepard: "Well, I've been...I just...well, I wanted to do something for you."

Joker: looks up at Shepard with a skeptical look upon his face, "It's not along the lines of you trying to install the Shepard interface on my terminal again...is it? Sure, it's exciting have you pop up right in front of my face everytime I try to log in, but I can only take being threatened with a necksnap for hitting a key too hard so many times...And then lets not get on the subject about that greeting, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite c.ockpit on the Normandy..."

Shepard: "Look, I tried uninstalling it! It won't budge!"

Joker: "Oh no, don't uninstall it! I got more jokes from it!"

Shepard: shakes head, "ANYWAY. I had something more...personal in mind."

Joker: "What's more personal than a private you on my-"

Shepard: "I was talking to Kelly-"

Joker: "Oh that's not good..."

Shepard: "And she was telling me about...things I could do...and, god this is embarrassing. But she said I could uh, borrow one of her outfits and..." Looks away, rubbing back of neck.

Joker: Expression goes amusement to curiosity to realization before bursting out in fits of laughter "Oh I so know what you guys were talking about! Shepard...No, just...no!"

Shepard: Hurt flickers across her face momentarily before being replaced with anger, "I'm just...I."

Joker: Quickly tries to save his ass, "Look, I appreciate the thought but...I've...seen your dancing skills and I'm not sure that kind of thing would end well, for either of us. I'll probably have to drag you down to the medbay from hurting yourself...or I might die from laughter. Head explosion and all." Fails.

Shepard: "Forget I even mentioned anything! EDI, make sure you reprogram that Shepard VI to be exceptionally threatening!" Storms off.

EDI: "Understood Commander."

Joker: "Oh what did I say!?"

EDI: "I believe that the proper expression that you humans use for such situations is 'you're in the dog house now', Jeff."

Joker: "Can it you-"

EDI: "I'm sorry Mr. Moreau, I am currently not listening to you, afraid that I'm using all my systems on this Shepard VI. I advise caution the next time you log on to your terminal."

Joker: o_O

Yes, but with all the complains for shepards dancing in ME 3 this might improve trust me. They should use her ME 1 dance moves. Not her man shepard dance moves. Then jeff I think would definitely have fun. Besides you need to remember they switch places with the romance animation at the end of the ship. They could have shepard the femshep in kellies place like I said and joker would replace the male shepards place. I think someone could do a mod of this now that I think about it. It won't really be that difficult all they would have to do is just recode the characters to the postions. Then you could have your femshep dancing and you could have joker sitting their watching it. I think if someone else decided to make a mod you could have joker sitting down and have joker and femshep in bed together snuggling or even the disturbing sitting on the lap scene. hmm. I just don' t know how to crack code otherwise I would do this for everyone. I can make animations though.

[Trapper_920]

I'd quote Razzes post but its a bit long.



That is extremely funny Razz, I was laguhing so hard I started to tear up as I was reading it. Which by the way makes it really hard to read when you squinting through tears of joy...well tears of any type for that matter but you get the point.

[RAZZberree]

Tooneyman wrote...

Yes, but with all the complains for shepards dancing in ME 3 this might improve trust me. They should use her ME 1 dance moves. Not her man shepard dance moves. Then jeff I think would definitely have fun. Besides you need to remember they switch places with the romance animation at the end of the ship. They could have shepard the femshep in kellies place like I said and joker would replace the male shepards place. I think someone could do a mod of this now that I think about it. It won't really be that difficult all they would have to do is just recode the characters to the postions. Then you could have your femshep dancing and you could have joker sitting their watching it. I think if someone else decided to make a mod you could have joker sitting down and have joker and femshep in bed together snuggling or even the disturbing sitting on the lap scene. hmm. I just don' t know how to crack code otherwise I would do this for everyone. I can make animations though.

Uh...lol?

What complaints? I find it hilarious that Shepard can't dance and I've only talked to one person who didn't find it entertaining. Honestly, I'd be pissed off if they made Shepard a bamf dancer, yeah, hey there MARY glad you suddenly dance AMAZING. Her ME1 dance was just as bad, it's a shuffle. She just...shuffles. Shuffling isn't very sexy.

Trapper_920 wrote...

I'd quote Razzes post but its a bit
long.

That is extremely funny Razz, I was laguhing so hard I
started to tear up as I was reading it. Which by the way makes it really
hard to read when you squinting through tears of joy...well tears of
any type for that matter but you get the point.

LMAO chief, glad I made you laugh! xD That thing was just so spur of the moment! 
-dances around- Glad to know that people are laughing at mah stupid random crap, and it's not just me! xD

[Corephyfish]

carilynn46 wrote...

yes she will do "performance" art with jeff... I support your "stary" female shep but with my shep she is more of a humored, make every one happy sort of person, she would love to make joker happy help him out with any problem he has... you know ease tension with a nice back rub or... something

Or a happy ending? I bet they'd both enjoy a 'happy ending.'

Was that too much?

lol.

[Corephyfish]

oh and Razz, I physically spit my biscuit all over my laptop when I read your posts, my dad looked at me funny and I had to explain. It was hilarious.

[Trapper_920]

slydfoxxy wrote...

carilynn46 wrote...

yes she will do "performance" art with jeff... I support your "stary" female shep but with my shep she is more of a humored, make every one happy sort of person, she would love to make joker happy help him out with any problem he has... you know ease tension with a nice back rub or... something

Or a happy ending? I bet they'd both enjoy a 'happy ending.'

Was that too much?

lol.

Happy ending? that makes me think of a robot chicken episode.

slydfoxxy wrote...

oh and Razz, I physically spit my
biscuit all over my laptop when I read your posts, my dad looked at me
funny and I had to explain. It was hilarious.

Time to invest in a

Modifié par Trapper_920, 10 mars 2010 - 02:16 .

[Corephyfish]

HAHAHA I remember that episode, Seth Green.

[camoboy_19]

Popped it from other support thread to say *ahem* "WOOOOOOOO" Thanks

[Rhia87]

camoboy_19 wrote...

Popped it from other support thread to say *ahem* "WOOOOOOOO" Thanks

o.O There's another support thread? I just have this thread bookmarked, I generally don't wander around the forums much...

[Tooneyman]

I found this on youtube about joker it was actually interesting!

[Rhia87]

Tooneyman wrote...

I found this on youtube about joker it was actually interesting!

Curses! I am at work and cannot watch until I go home. In, like, 7-8 hours.

[SelphieSK]

Rhia87 wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

I found this on youtube about joker it was actually interesting!

Curses! I am at work and cannot watch until I go home. In, like, 7-8 hours.

Don't feel bad, it's just a compilation of Joker's one liners with laughters SFX.

On an other note...
Shepard? in Kelly's outfit? DANCING?!
Are you all out of your mind?! X(