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[GrumpyGirl]

I support:) I dont play as a female but i want to. and i am not satisfied. thane=emo, garrus=sorry but he is a turian, jacob=boring. I want joker since the beginning screen of ME1

i have a love for nerds:)

I just had to share my appreciation

[RAZZberree]

Tooneyman wrote...

The reason hes racist is because his wife was black, if you watched the series. It like if bioware decided to kill off jacob because so many people don't like him. I don't understand it myself, but if joker got killed I think I would cry. He's one of my best buddies in the game and my femshep's drool had if they even have a seen where they killed him I would cry and this is coming from a guy. lol.

If only you could understand how that just literally made my brain explode...

That makes...NO SENSE whatsoever...If Bioware decided to kill off Jacob because no one liked him, the reason they'd kill him off would be because no one liked him...not because he is black. You just...threw in the color of his skin to make it a race issue...wow, just wow. -facedesk- Joss Whedon is totally racist, by making a sexy, strong, determined awesome character and having her played by a black woman. Totally. Usually when someone pulls the race card they use it on the person that WAS killed...not the other way around...

ANNNNYWAAAAY. I found an awesome Joker wallpaper on the Mass Effect Community on Livejournal!  It is currently gracing my desktop with it's ultimate sexiness! It was a tough decision, because there's a Kal'Reegar one too...but y'know...it's Joker. Even though quarian Jayne is very hard to resist. Totally going to be switching between the two often! Anyway, find it here: http://community.liv...23.html?#cutid1

[SarEnyaDor]

OMG Tooneyman, they will not shut us down for straying into Firefly discussion for a couple of posts. They shut down threads when they get seriously off topic (like pages of liking waffles), turn into flame wars, or there are 15 million threads about the same thing.

The moderators are typically laid-back and not likely to shut-down a thread unless there are complaints about it, it is clearly not a good thread, spoilers in a no-spoilers forum etc. They will not close down this thread because we strayed into the Whedonverse for like 8 posts out of thousands.

*sigh*

Anyway, great wall paper Razz, I can't change mine (unfortunately) as I have a family PC and it has a picture of our whole family on it, and I think the kids would be hurt if I took them off for either Alistair or Joker.

I'm taking all my girls through Awakenings right now, so when I get done with that and come back to ME, I'll really appreciate Joker more - absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 20 mars 2010 - 01:21 .

[Tooneyman]

Its fine I just have to keep the topic on the ME universe. They shut down another one I had awhile back and I cried. Ahhh. ='( Anyway, As for the racist topic.



EDI: It was a Joke, RAzz!!



Jeff: Very funny EDI! Quit messing with RAzz. Thats my job!

[SelphieSK]

Luc0s wrote...

I don't support Joker romance (let's be fair people, Joker / Seth Green is NOT a romantic person and he's way cooler if he stays single). But besides that, Joker is my favorite character in Mass Effect!

Thank you for your opinion.

And Tooney, that's exactly what I was talking about a couple days ago. You say weird stuff sometimes, "sometimes" being an understatement...

:innocent:

[Rhia87]

Luc0s wrote...

I don't support Joker romance (let's be fair people, Joker / Seth Green is NOT a romantic person and he's way cooler if he stays single). But besides that, Joker is my favorite character in Mass Effect!

Huh. Wonder if Seth Green's fiance knows he's not a romantic person?

And once again, I will bring up the question that we've asked plenty of naysayers... if you don't want a romance with Joker, then just don't start on the romance track with him, but why begrude those of us who do want something our fun? I didn't want a Garrus romance; others did; I'm happy that they got to have their fun. It doesn't interest me so I don't have my FemSheps pursue a relationship with him. Very easy.

[SelphieSK]

Rhia87 wrote...

Huh. Wonder if Seth Green's fiance knows he's not a romantic person?

Rofl!

And once again, I will bring up the question that we've asked plenty of naysayers... if you don't want a romance with Joker, then just don't start on the romance track with him, but why begrude those of us who do want something our fun? I didn't want a Garrus romance; others did; I'm happy that they got to have their fun. It doesn't interest me so I don't have my FemSheps pursue a relationship with him. Very easy.

Yes!

[Little Paw]

Wouldn't his ding ding break?

Joker does not look like he would be very good in the sack.

And when he gets excited he would just say "****, ****, ****, what the ****?"

That's funny, but not very sexy.

[SelphieSK]

Old. Try again.

[Little Paw]

I don't have the time to read the entire thread....instead of old, maybe my post is just "popular", LOL.

[SelphieSK]

It's still old, though!

[Rhia87]

Little Paw wrote...

I don't have the time to read the entire thread....instead of old, maybe my post is just "popular", LOL.

Actually, no, I'm pretty sure you're the the first, maybe the second person to post to this thread who's confused enough about male human anatomy as to think that there's actually a bone in... you know what, never mind.

Also, I come bearing adorkable fanart!

Modifié par Rhia87, 21 mars 2010 - 01:15 .

[RAZZberree]

Tooneyman wrote...

Its fine I just have to keep the topic on the ME universe. They shut down another one I had awhile back and I cried. Ahhh. ='( Anyway, As for the racist topic.

EDI: It was a Joke, RAzz!!

Jeff: Very funny EDI! Quit messing with RAzz. Thats my job!

Crying racism is not a joke, it's ignorance and pretty damn annoying.

Luc0s wrote...

I don't support Joker romance (let's be
fair people, Joker / Seth Green is NOT a romantic person and he's way
cooler if he stays single). But besides that, Joker is my favorite
character in Mass Effect!

And oooooooooh yeah, Seth Green is sooooo not romantic, oh he's so not capable of showing love at all! He'll never get engaged or get married...OH WAIT. The whole 'Seth Green doesn't seem the romantic type' is a lot of crock and bull, he's engaged, normally when two people get engaged some type of emotion called love is involved at some given point. Who woulda thunk.

[SelphieSK]

Rhia87 wrote...

Actually, no, I'm pretty sure you're the the first, maybe the second person to post to this thread who's confused enough about male human anatomy as to think that there's actually a bone in... you know what, never mind.

Also, I come bearing adorkable fanart!

Fixed your link!

RAZZberree wrote...

And oooooooooh yeah, Seth Green is
sooooo not romantic, oh he's so not capable of showing love at
all! He'll never get engaged or get married...OH WAIT. The whole 'Seth
Green doesn't seem the romantic type' is a lot of crock and bull, he's
engaged, normally when two people get engaged some type of emotion
called love is involved at some given point. Who woulda thunk.

I <3 your sarcasm.

Modifié par SelphieSK, 21 mars 2010 - 01:46 .

[Tooneyman]

Rhia87 wrote...

Little Paw wrote...

I don't have the time to read the entire thread....instead of old, maybe my post is just "popular", LOL.

Actually, no, I'm pretty sure you're the the first, maybe the second person to post to this thread who's confused enough about male human anatomy as to think that there's actually a bone in... you know what, never mind.

Also, I come bearing adorkable fanart!

Thanks for not going their Woooh. I think we all love you more for not. I don't see, yes its old, but sometimes its the old we learn from which brings in the new. If you understand any of that.
As for joker and his love. After the conversations we have read and debated about in this thread. It seems clear joker will be upgraded more in ME 3. I'm guarrentying he will probably get more dialugoe this we can guarrentee. I think just having the fact your femshep will be able to just flirt with him would do this thread justice. We don't even need to full romance. I mean if I get it awesome, but just flirting in general would make all the hours we have put on here worth it.

[Little Paw]

Oh, only his "BONES" would get injured?

I know there is no bone in your peen...I just misunderstood his disease.

Well then...pork away Joker!



"You're the cutest thing

That I ever did see

I really love your peaches

Wanna shake your tree.

a Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time"

[SarEnyaDor]

*pointedly ignores the troll*



Seriously, people are more than just one dimensional "HEY I'M FUNNY" entities. Being funny and sarcastic does not prevent one from being capable of love, tenderness, bravery, intelligence, or random acts of kindness. The fact that Seth Green, a real human being who is more than just the characters he creates/voices/plays is certainly capable of any of those things. Joker, as a character is allowed to experience those things, too, just like tali got to be more than a squeeky walking encyclopedia in ME2 and Garrus got to pull the pole out of his ass and beat guys with it, why should Joker NOT be allowed to expand, too?



*sigh* I am way too tired to try to school pre-teens on the human condition today. If they got this far in life without realizing that other people have emotions too they are probably beyond help.

[Rhia87]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

*pointedly ignores the troll*

Seriously, people are more than just one dimensional "HEY I'M FUNNY" entities. Being funny and sarcastic does not prevent one from being capable of love, tenderness, bravery, intelligence, or random acts of kindness. The fact that Seth Green, a real human being who is more than just the characters he creates/voices/plays is certainly capable of any of those things. Joker, as a character is allowed to experience those things, too, just like tali got to be more than a squeeky walking encyclopedia in ME2 and Garrus got to pull the pole out of his ass and beat guys with it, why should Joker NOT be allowed to expand, too?

*sigh* I am way too tired to try to school pre-teens on the human condition today. If they got this far in life without realizing that other people have emotions too they are probably beyond help.

Yeah, I was thinking about this... it's like if you're sarcastic/funny/pessmistic/cynical (all of which describe Joker in varying degrees) then you can't be capable of affection or concern. Or maybe people mean Joker isn't romantic in the sense that he isn't the type to buy flowers for a girl? Which, you know, would be okay, as I'm pretty sure most Sheps aren't the type to want flowers.

[SarEnyaDor]

Flowers are the worst gift to give a woman anyway - here - I killed a dozen lifeforms so they can decorate your room until they decay and begin to rot in a week! LOL

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 22 mars 2010 - 12:42 .

[Homebound]

I think Joker is too busy playing with 80's action figurines and making 15min TV show segments with them to have an LI.

[Trapper_920]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Flowers are the worst gift to give a woman anyway - here - I killed a dozen lifeforms so they can decorate your room until they decay and begin to rot in a week! LOL

LOL

Just_mike wrote...

I think Joker is too busy playing with 80's action figurines and making 15min TV show segments with them to have an LI.

At least thats one of the more orginal and funnier comments I seen in here about the Joker LI on the negative side.

[Trapper_920]

Speaking of Just_mike's comment that would make a funny scene if part of the ME3 Joker conversations involves walking in on Joker playing with 80's "action figures". I just had a "Space Balls" memory come to mind.

[Rhia87]

Trapper_920 wrote...

Speaking of Just_mike's comment that would make a funny scene if part of the ME3 Joker conversations involves walking in on Joker playing with 80's "action figures". I just had a "Space Balls" memory come to mind.

And now I'm picturing Shepard walking back to her quarters to find Joker re-enacting epic space battles using all her model ships. And by "epic space battles" I mean him killing Sovereign over and over again.

[Tooneyman]

Rhia87 wrote...

Trapper_920 wrote...

Speaking of Just_mike's comment that would make a funny scene if part of the ME3 Joker conversations involves walking in on Joker playing with 80's "action figures". I just had a "Space Balls" memory come to mind.

And now I'm picturing Shepard walking back to her quarters to find Joker re-enacting epic space battles using all her model ships. And by "epic space battles" I mean him killing Sovereign over and over again.

And joker could then say:
While holding the old normandy

Joker:
Prepare yourself sorvereign for the mighty joker and the Normandy.
He pretends to use a fake voice for sovereign.
Joker: I will destroy you all humans.
Then joker says
Ahhhaahhh. Feel the power of jokers mighty piloting skills.

Shepard then peeks around the corner and joker then looks up as hes still playing.
He then looks at her with total embarressment.
Then shepard does something for him. She gives him a moment.
Shepard: Yeah, I guess Jokers piloting did save the day. She:

Joker then turns red, but can't say a thing except.

Joker:
So commander? Umm. Nice hamster you got.!