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[Vicki Taylor]

Woah it's quite a dilemma, deciding between Kaidan and Joker. I'd create a new Shepard too, I think...

If he's going to be a romance option like Kelly - is dancing included? Because... Joker is awesome, but dancing Joker must be an awesome view

[Tooneyman]

ME 3 joker upgraded to 3.0 with dancing finally optional.

[FenrisDeSolar]

I'd jump out of a window for a romance with Joker. He is no doubt the coolest character in the game, as well as the funniest.



It pisses me off that people say you can't have a romance with him because of his "Vrolik Syndrome"... My uncle (not blood-related, married to my aunt) has Type IV Osteogenesis Imperfecta, and I'm guessing Joker is either Type IV or Type III - which is slightly more severe than Type IV. As I understand, he can have sex just fine. (Yeah, I asked.) Obviously he needs to be more careful, but there's no need for him to shun sex completely.



It would kinda make sense if the relationship between Joker and Shep would evolve into a romance, since they both already accept one another for exactly what they are. They're loyal to each other and obviously enjoy each others' company!



PLEASE, we can has?

[Vicki Taylor]

Yay! Dancing Joker!

Since they're friends for a long time, saved galaxy twice, and Joker was the only person which didn't leave Commander - it'd be well... natural? if they fall in love to each other :3 M'kay, maybe not necessary, but it'll be so romantic and sweet >////<

[FenrisDeSolar]

Well, yeah, once you get over the initial embarrassment of trying to woo a long-term friend... That kind of transition is not easy!



But, really, Bioware should at least consider it. They have no logical explanation as to why not.

[Vicki Taylor]

Consider? They have to do it. They MUST do it! BioWare, DO EET!

Um, right, I didn't think bout this. I can't imagine Joker saying "Oh, by the way Commander, I love you, is that a problem?" Maybe EDI will tell us instead? ;D

And well, to be honest, sex with Joker sounds... hella amazing

[FenrisDeSolar]

I think I can imagine him saying that though... Or saying it as a joke, but he means it. Or Shep will have to make the first move because he doesn't want to step out of line.



Imagine having sex with Joker in his leather chair... Yum~ As long as no one gets zealous it should all be good right! I wonder if EDI will actually get jealous though.

[Vicki Taylor]

Presumably

This leather chair... Ah, Imma going to dream about this now *_*

Yes, I can imagine him saying this as a joke, but he won't admit it's true. Though I'd love to see Joker blushing :3 It'd be frickin sweet!

[Universitas_C]

People may say things about sex with Joker being impossible because of his bones, but I'd bet that Joker's actually a beast in bed (or in the pilot's chair).

Wejki wrote...

Since they're friends for a long time, saved galaxy twice, and Joker was the only person which didn't leave Commander - it'd be well... natural? if they fall in love to each other :3 M'kay, maybe not necessary, but it'll be so romantic and sweet >////<

This. This is exactly why my Jokermance Shep loves him.

[Quaay]

Another good one from deviantArt. Drawn by Aimo, colored by JercyFelidae

[Pepper4]

Joker is hard on EDI. He can't be a LI.

[Vicki Taylor]

Of course he can't, what were you thinking? We're just spreading lies there, there and over there.

Universitas_C wrote...
This. This is exactly why my Jokermance Shep loves him.

Is it possible not to love him?

[Universitas_C]

Quaay wrote...
Another good one from deviantArt. Drawn by Aimo, colored by JercyFelidae

Aimo = awesomeness. I'm actually commissioning her for a Shep/Joker sketchcard.

Wejki wrote...

Universitas_C
wrote...
This. This is exactly why my Jokermance Shep loves
him.

Is it possible not to love him?

Yes for some people, but not for me.

[Vicki Taylor]

Universitas_C wrote...

Wejki wrote...

Universitas_C
wrote...
This. This is exactly why my Jokermance Shep loves
him.

Is it possible not to love him?

Yes for some people, but not for me.

Those are heretics!

Aimo's gallery is beautiful! 

[FenrisDeSolar]

This thread inspired me, so I've now started working on a fanfic for Fem!Shep and Joker.
How does a deep conversation in the cockpit sound?


Did I mention, alcohol is involved?

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 08 août 2010 - 11:59 .

[Universitas_C]

Yay alcohol. My Shep and Joker bonded over booze. Please link the fic when you're done, I'm sure we'd all love to read it.



I've written quite a bit of Shep/Joker fic myself. M!Shep/Joker, to be specific.

[Tooneyman]

The question is with your alcohol related beverage would it be with a white russian or a martinies!. I would actually prefer with their romance white sparkling shampain with cherries and one rose. Also the dress femshep gets from Kasumi's stolen memory must be implimented. Now am I inspiring you with your fanfic?

[Vicki Taylor]

I support white russian myself! :3

Universitas_C, please link it if you can... Let lil' fangirl haz a nice afternoon :3 And well, conversation in "****"pit sounds good. Great. Fantastic Go Fenris. go!

[Universitas_C]

Sure.

Here's the big one, but there's a few smaller things in my profile.

Modifié par Universitas_C, 09 août 2010 - 06:55 .

[Vicki Taylor]

Oh dear, thank'ees :3 *starts reading*
By the way, am I the only one which thinks that actually M!Shep/Joker is hotter pairing than F!Shep/Joker? 

[Universitas_C]

No, you're not. I'm right here. =D

[Vicki Taylor]

Because... I can imagine Sheploo with his raep face, looking at Joker. With a bottle of something strong. And after this... well :3

[FenrisDeSolar]

Tooneyman wrote...

The question is with your alcohol related beverage would it be with a white russian or a martinies!. I would actually prefer with their romance white sparkling shampain with cherries and one rose. Also the dress femshep gets from Kasumi's stolen memory must be implimented. Now am I inspiring you with your fanfic?

I'm more of a whisky drinker... I personally think Joker is to manly to be sipping on martinies, anyway. As for White Russians. Not a big fan. If it needs to be sweet, I'm more of a Screaming Orgasm girl... Urh. Yeah. Still talking 'bout the drink, btw.

I'm liking your thought about the dress though! I think I'll have to write this is chapters... Cheers!

[FenrisDeSolar]

Oh, and, I do support M!Shep/Joker too, and sometimes I prefer it. But I write Harry Potter slash, like... All the time. And most of my original works are homoerotic too, so I wanted to go straight for once. o_O

[Vicki Taylor]

And here I thought I'll be the only yaoi fan. I'm glad I was mistaken! :3

Yup, dress is a nice idea. Tbh, this smexey dress from Kasumi's mission was the best part of this DLC IMHO I wonder how would Joker behave :>