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[Quaay]

[FenrisDeSolar]

Yumm~

[StrawberryViking]

Hi, thought I'd jump in, bump the thread, and figured I'd like to  play the scientist and say that everyone who says something about a 'glass pelvis' or a broken pelvis being a consequence of sex with Shepard, the way I figure it, it's only his legs that are affected by the vrolik's because if his pelvis were, he'd probably break his hip every time he sat down.

But that's just pure speculation on my part. But I also hate how people say that there can't be a relationship with him because of his 'inability' to have safe sex. Since when does a relationship need to be consumated to be considered a relationship? If I recall, fem!sheps all over got just an eskimo kiss from Garrus. 

But I must, again, profess my love for Joker and I totally support a romance option, or at least additional dialogue.

Modifié par StrawberryViking, 09 août 2010 - 10:39 .

[Universitas_C]

Quaay wrote...

(awesome Joker screenshot)

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite person in the universe."

It seems like Joker gets the best facial expressions out of everyone. I have a ton of screenshots (from a playthrough of a Shepard who hates Joker's guts) to prove it, but I'm too lazy to upload them.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Hey, guys... How sexual can I make my fan-fiction, without offending anyone? I want to know what kinda rules to break. >=3

[Quaay]

I don't think Joker offends easily and neither do I. Write whatever you feel like writing.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Then get ready for it. I'll be putting all my cards on the table!

[Kappa Neko]

I support this thread!

I don't really want more romance options in ME3 and rather have the existing developed but I'll make an exception for Joker :0)

My main Shep will always love Kaidan (although I betrayed him with Garrus...) but I'll create a new Shep for Joker. He's so adorable. I think he's good romance material if you do it right. Only problem is, you'll have once again a LI with whom sex could be an issue. Tali, Garrus, Thane... and now a human. So if BW gives us a Joker romance I don't want any drama about his disease. It would be best to just ignore it for most of the game.

If Jokers does not become romancable, I want more talking at the very least! And more funny remarks.

[Tooneyman]

Kappa Neko wrote...

I support this thread!
I don't really want more romance options in ME3 and rather have the existing developed but I'll make an exception for Joker :0)
My main Shep will always love Kaidan (although I betrayed him with Garrus...) but I'll create a new Shep for Joker. He's so adorable. I think he's good romance material if you do it right. Only problem is, you'll have once again a LI with whom sex could be an issue. Tali, Garrus, Thane... and now a human. So if BW gives us a Joker romance I don't want any drama about his disease. It would be best to just ignore it for most of the game.
If Jokers does not become romancable, I want more talking at the very least! And more funny remarks.

Yes, and if mordin survives. I want to him to comment on having sex with joker. hehe. I get jokers sly remarkes and then I get mordin's crazy medical advice. I think it is just a win/win situation right there.

[Vicki Taylor]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Then get ready for it. I'll be putting all my cards on the table!

I'm afraid!

All of those ppl talking about his ability to have sex (or lack thereof)... I'm sad that nowadays it's all about sex. Why? Where are bunnies, kindness, rainbow, friendship, unicorns and cuteness?

[FenrisDeSolar]

Be not afraid Wejki. If you lived in a world of bunnies, kindness, rainbows, friendship, unicorns and cuteness, I assure you you'd get bored.

I'd probably pull out a shotgun and just go boom away the bunnies. ¬_¬ Preserve my sanity.

[Vicki Taylor]

Hit'em with good stuff!

I lived in the city in Poland, famous of its sweets, no bunnies. But now I am stuck in USA. No offense to Americans, but I hate this country...

But what's wrong with bunnies? They're sweet, fuzzy, jumping... Perfect to kill, especially with rocks :3 Goddess forgive me.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Wejki wrote...

Hit'em with good stuff!
I lived in the city in Poland, famous of its sweets, no bunnies. But now I am stuck in USA. No offense to Americans, but I hate this country...
But what's wrong with bunnies? They're sweet, fuzzy, jumping... Perfect to kill, especially with rocks :3 Goddess forgive me.

I had like 10 rabbits when I was a kid, and they were ALL vicious little fluff-freaks with their freaky teeth. God, I hate rabbits... ¬_¬

[Vicki Taylor]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

I had like 10 rabbits when I was a kid, and they were ALL vicious little fluff-freaks with their freaky teeth. God, I hate rabbits... ¬_¬

Maybe you weren't lucky  I didn't have any pets... Well, once I had a dog... Its name was Joker btw  But then I didn't know BioWare. What a coincidence ^^

[PWENEFIED]

I don't get it, Shep and Jeff are close friends, would you romance Seth Green (thought so), they're basucally the same person.

Modifié par PWENEFIED, 11 août 2010 - 05:28 .

[Vicki Taylor]

PWENEFIED wrote...

I don't get it, Shep and Jeff are close friends, would you romance Seth Green (thought so), they're basucally the same person.

Lol I thought already wrote it...
Of course we don't want to romance him, we're just spreading lies, dismissing some claims and talkin bout rainbows, cuteness and bunnies. Why all ppl think that we want romanceable Joker? I don't get it too

[Tooneyman]

Wejki wrote...

PWENEFIED wrote...

I don't get it, Shep and Jeff are close friends, would you romance Seth Green (thought so), they're basucally the same person.

Lol I thought already wrote it...
Of course we don't want to romance him, we're just spreading lies, dismissing some claims and talkin bout rainbows, cuteness and bunnies. Why all ppl think that we want romanceable Joker? I don't get it too

Hmm, it must be something with the name of the thread I created. Hmm. I guess that might have something do to with it. Damn my creativity. I would have never thought this would be possible for people to think it would be something else.  

Or maybe it is what they think?...

[Vicki Taylor]

Tooneyman wrote...

Wejki wrote...

PWENEFIED wrote...

I don't get it, Shep and Jeff are close friends, would you romance Seth Green (thought so), they're basucally the same person.

Lol I thought already wrote it...
Of course we don't want to romance him, we're just spreading lies, dismissing some claims and talkin bout rainbows, cuteness and bunnies. Why all ppl think that we want romanceable Joker? I don't get it too

Hmm, it must be something with the name of the thread I created. Hmm. I guess that might have something do to with it. Damn my creativity. I would have never thought this would be possible for people to think it would be something else.  

Or maybe it is what they think?...

No, no. That's not it. Name of thread? Why?  It's something else. Certainly. I'm sure!

[FenrisDeSolar]

PWENEFIED wrote...

I don't get it, Shep and Jeff are close friends, would you romance Seth Green (thought so), they're basucally the same person.

I would definitely romance Seth Green. And his wife. ¬_¬
Close friends can become close in more ways than one. Is it wrong of me to be totally obsessed with Joker? If I can have him, I'll happily space all my other comrades. GIVE ME JOKER, FFS!

[Vicki Taylor]

Y'know... From what I know VA and his/her character aren't the same person. It's just voice. Character is fictional.

And if you think that Seth and Joker are the same person, I'm sorry for you And you are not so "provoking"...

[jillyfae]

I'd love to romance a Seth Green character. Have you never seen him in anything besides Family Guy and Austin Powers? (Or Robot Chicken?) When he's not exercising the stupid-funny skills, the man's spectacular at playing romance. Oz on Buffy, anyone? (Or even Scooby-Doo 2 w/Velma... what? I have little boys. They like Scooby Doo.)

[Vicki Taylor]

I've seen Buffy, he was amazing as Oz :3

Still don't get why consider them as the same person... It's like considering Mike Myers and Shrek as the same person Or maybe I'm too touchy.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Bit late guys, but here's the mostly finished fan-fiction I started on! It might still be subject to some tweaking, but go ahead and enjoy.



http://www.fanfictio...e_I_Give_a_Fuck

[Vicki Taylor]

Yay! A fanfic! Finally!
Well, not only Garrus had lack of dialogue. Almost everyone had 3, or maybe 4 conversations. It's disappointing, there is no climate, a nice game turned into ordinary shooter, and I thought it will be RPG, hey, BW, we want RPG... Sorry, just talking to myself.