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[Vicki Taylor]

Ah yes [smilie]http://i36.tinypic.com/swqoug.gif[/smilie]
Of course after they destroy the Reapers! I hope we will get option to convince Harbinger to join us, destroy all organic life and haz a geth worshippers, and of course marry Joker
...M'kay, sorry, I'm really ****ed up, sick, mad psychopath. It's because of bunnies.

Tooneyman wrote...

So joker needs to keep his thing in his pants and Femsheps got to keep her legs closed until after the final battle.

Okay that was... inappropriate XD

Modifié par Wejki, 23 août 2010 - 05:54 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

Wow. Epic comic! >:3



And come on, they can get jiggy whenever they like, as long as they take... precautions. Use space-contraception! YEAH!

[Vicki Taylor]

Maybe we'll get a DLC with their se... I mean, wedding! Or smth liek that. And a biiiiig afterparty on the Normandy...

Or a mini-game: you play as Joker, gets some credits and you must buy some clothes for baby on the Citadel! Yay!

...Okay, I'm creepy. My ideas even worse Don't mind me.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Wejki wrote...

Maybe we'll get a DLC with their se... I mean, wedding! Or smth liek that. And a biiiiig afterparty on the Normandy...
Or a mini-game: you play as Joker, gets some credits and you must buy some clothes for baby on the Citadel! Yay!
...Okay, I'm creepy. My ideas even worse Don't mind me.

Lol... Funny as this sounds, it's not going to go well with the general theme of mass effect! xD

[Vicki Taylor]

Ah, "saving galaxy" thing?

"Save galaxy from little Shokers" maybe? Oh Goddess is there anything worse than angry combination of Joker and Shepard?

[FenrisDeSolar]

****, not that I can think of... Just imagine it! They wouldn't run, they'd LIMP away from explosions, and not be harmed! >x3



The Reapers can do f*ck all against the epic proportions of AWESOME that is SHOKEEER!!! xD

[MrnDvlDg161]

No.



Instead they should do something different like having a female member or female NPC ( thin Kelly Chambers) be interesting in Joker and it becomes one of those on going subplots amongst the background through heard conversations and run-ins.

[FenrisDeSolar]

¬_¬

The last thing Joker needs is Scale Itch... It's better if we get him!

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 26 août 2010 - 12:44 .

[Vicki Taylor]

Lol Joker'd prefer Ugly Shepard rather than Chambers. Despite, Kelly just broke up with Urz and Harbinger is still bothering her with "This hurts you" claim so I don't think she will fit as Joker's girlfriend...

Miranda is too perfect (and leave her for Chuck! I mean, um, nevermind), Kasumi digs Jacob, Samara is almost dead, Chakwas is too old, Gabby is with Kenneth, Tali loves Kal'Reegar (yay love this pairing ), Jack would crack all his bones, Morinth is too dangerous, so I support FemShep for this role!

[carilynn46]

Wejki wrote...

Lol Joker'd prefer Ugly Shepard rather than Chambers. Despite, Kelly just broke up with Urz and Harbinger is still bothering her with "This hurts you" claim so I don't think she will fit as Joker's girlfriend...
Miranda is too perfect (and leave her for Chuck! I mean, um, nevermind), Kasumi digs Jacob, Samara is almost dead, Chakwas is too old, Gabby is with Kenneth, Tali loves Kal'Reegar (yay love this pairing ), Jack would crack all his bones, Morinth is too dangerous, so I support FemShep for this role!

yes FemShep was made for the part playing opposite Joker in the romance movie - The Pilot and his Mistress - 

[Trapper_920]

Aye!

[Vicki Taylor]

Exactly!
You know what? I'd love to see Step up: Mass Effect style - Joker would certainly be the best dancer :wub:

[Tooneyman]

Yeha, but chakwas would have to be on set for every scene just to make sure things don't go down the wrong path and it was good to see his do the spin. Move although I think he might have pulled something.

[Vicki Taylor]

Kelly is a secretary, she was hired to spread some scale-itch and annoy Shepard, I still get the feeling TIM hates Shepard, even more if you destroyed Collectors Base. And EDI is a spy. At least Ken&Gabby are kind >.> And of course there is Joker, now with more bad jokes and with an assault riffle, huzzah.

Chakwas would be a teacher! I think she would fit well in this role :3

[FenrisDeSolar]

EDI would never betray us! >_O She is our ship, d*mnit! And, wow, I never realised how exhibitionist a Jokermance would be... o_O I can really imagine how half the crew would be sitting around with a bowl of popcorn. Just to make sure nothing goes wrong. xD



Kelly, Chakwas, Mordin on the front row. Kasumi would cloak to get up close. Jack would be shouting advice and "helping" with her biotics. Miranda would try to get everyone to leave, but secretly want to stay. Garrus and Thane will be watching through their rifle-scopes from afar... Legion will be transmitting to all other Geth platforms, so they can build consensus. Tali will try to stop him... xD Zaeed will just sit somewhere with a cigar. Grunt will be scared, and trying to get some motherly attention from Samara (she IS the ship-mother... xD) who would be trying to make sure that the intercourse is just!



Jacob will come sneaking in close to the finish and go "Look at thiiis, like sneaking into the Captain's quarters. Heavy risk-" then everyone turns and shouts, "BUT THE PRIIIZE!!" at him and Jacob runs away crying... o_O



Oh man... I need to draw this up now... xD

[Vicki Taylor]

I didn't say she would betray us. I just said she's a spy! I don't want to know when did she watch my Shep...

I think Legion would overload xD And Tali will send a combat drone. And if you saved Council, Velarn would say "ah yes, human mating" or "ah yes, having sex with a cripple" or something like that, I'm not a creative person.
And Samara would fly around and shout "Contraception, Shepard, please! I don't want more children aboard!".

You definitely MUST draw this event xD I will ****** to it love it forever

[FenrisDeSolar]

LOL, the comic is on it's way. But I've never actually drawn comics before sooo... Don't expect too much! O_O



But yeah, sounds like one hell of a party, huh? xD

[Vicki Taylor]

I'm not exacting I'm sure it will be great.

Now we need only a lot of Serrice ice brandy, and maybe some dancers from Afterlife? This will be fun! :3

[FenrisDeSolar]

Lol! Dancers! xD Teaching Joker a trick or two, huh?

[Vicki Taylor]

Thats exactly what I thought about when I wrote it lol xD It's just a matter of time when they'll announce DLC with dancing Joker! I'm sure!

[FenrisDeSolar]

LOL! Most certainly. Btw, I've finished the background, although it's badly done. And I've added Joker, Shep, Zaeed and Kasumi so far. Next up is Jack and Mordin. xD

[Thundertactics]

Joker is not pleased with the side effects of Mordin's treatment for his brittle bones.


Also, he managed to trade his hat for Legion's Widow.

Modifié par Thundertactics, 29 août 2010 - 04:20 .

[Vicki Taylor]

Mkay now that's kind of picture that stays in your mind forever... *stabz her eyes*

[Thundertactics]

Wejki wrote...

Mkay now that's kind of picture that stays in your mind forever... *stabz her eyes*

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Tried to turn Shepard into Joker, so he'd be playable for the entire game, like I did with several other characters. (And so he could headbutt Uvenk)
Unfortunately, that's the result.

However, I'll see if I can find a different mesh+material (perhaps the one during the Collector attack is different).