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[Quaay]

I'm still around! I just don't usually poke in unless the Joker love falls off page 1 There's a pic on DeviantArt of Joker with Ashley but I always pretend its femShep instead. We don't need no Tali pics! lol

[lurking fear]

I am wholeheartedly for Jokermance as he is one of the most interesting in-game chracters. I really think that the opportunities for romance are there. Over the course of two games FemShep and Joker are rather close friends so it would seem natural if it could evolve in something more. She died for him for christ's sake!

Yeah, and that said, the only thing pissing me off about Joker is that he never really commented on that and I don't mean wallowing in self accusation or self-flagellation but a little "thanks" line in his usual sarcastic/mockingly tone would be nice.

And it really suprises me that people are against FemShep/Joker relationship because of EDI or his ailment. Yeah, for Tali who can die from a touch or single kiss or whatever it is totally acceptable to romance M!Shep but Joker can't get his F!Shep love because of some brittle bones? Geez. As for EDI, she is just a computer people. No romance here (but I have to admitt it would be interesting fighting with her over Joker. Not that she has a superior position having control over life-support systems;)). 

Well, if there will be no Jokermance in ME3 I want to have a chance to flirt with him or tease him at least. All in all having more conversations with him (and other team members)  would be appreciated.

[Vicki Taylor]

THIS:

lurking fear wrote...

(...) She died for him for christ's sake!

AND this:

lurking fear wrote...

And it really suprises me that people are against FemShep/Joker relationship because of EDI or his ailment. Yeah, for Tali who can die from a touch or single kiss or whatever it is totally acceptable to romance M!Shep but Joker can't get his F!Shep love because of some brittle bones?

QFT! I totally ditto that.
About Tali... Lol no Tali here plz. I can't stand her... "fans" . She winz every poll, her thread is the friggin longest I can't even imagine, and she's f*ckin wearing f*ckin suit! Is it even possible to take it off? Sorry but I really hate those stupid Talimancers with no imagination and brain. God and Goddess, preserve my sanity!
Tali x Joker? Oh... My... God...

[lurking fear]

Wejki wrote...

lurking fear wrote...

And it really suprises me that people are against FemShep/Joker relationship because of EDI or his ailment. Yeah, for Tali who can die from a touch or single kiss or whatever it is totally acceptable to romance M!Shep but Joker can't get his F!Shep love because of some brittle bones?

QFT! I totally ditto that.
About Tali... Lol no Tali here plz. I can't stand her... "fans" . She winz every poll, her thread is the friggin longest I can't even imagine, and she's f*ckin wearing f*ckin suit! Is it even possible to take it off? Sorry but I really hate those stupid Talimancers with no imagination and brain. God and Goddess, preserve my sanity!
Tali x Joker? Oh... My... God...

OK, no Tali. Joker is the most awesomest character out there and all Tali love is unfathomable to me anyway.

[Vicki Taylor]

Yup, Joker is the best~
Poor Tali was chosen to be the most loved and hated chara. I can't say I don't like her; though because of her -mancers, I really do not enjoy reading any topic about her, it's like... well, pain in the ass
But, enough Tali-grumbling. Let's spread some happiness and love for Joker

[lurking fear]

It's just occured to me that Joker and Shep are more or less the same age. Any other character is either much younger or much older. Another reason he should be romanceable

[Vicki Taylor]

Ha, I haven't noticed

But yes, you're right. I.e. Tali is way too young. Same with Ash, from what I remember. Liara was old! Thane and Samara are almost, well, dead. (How old is Garrus? I don't know :<) And I don't want to know how old are those asari strippers which most Shepards adore xD

And Joker doesn't have a Carth syndrome. I only wonder if he's a gay

[lurking fear]

Wejki wrote...
 I only wonder if he's a gay

Considering he is listening to porn with a woman gasping in extasy... and I always liked his comment after Samara loyality mission: "...all lithe and sexy and... never mind."

[Vicki Taylor]

lurking fear wrote...

Wejki wrote...
 I only wonder if he's a gay

Considering he is listening to porn with a woman gasping in extasy... and I always liked his comment after Samara loyality mission: "...all lithe and sexy and... never mind."

Lol it's quite a dilemma: watch two hot men (maleshep and joker) in... some intimate scenes xD or squeeee at my FemShep and Joker's intimate scenes... <3
But there are mods, so...

[lurking fear]

I'll be happy with whatever intimate scenes with Joker, be it F!Shep or M!Shep. That of course provided there will be a romance with him at all. It would be really disappointing to see such potential for a deep, intensive relationship wasted.

Modifié par lurking fear, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:07 .

[Vicki Taylor]

Heck, I could even stand no sex scene. But some conversations... About their feelings, what Joker felt when Shep died... This would be very welcome. I hope BW won't show us middle finger... D:

[lurking fear]

Wejki wrote...

 what Joker felt when Shep died...

This. It was somewhat awkward that this was never brought up in ME2. Two years out of this world and all you get is: "Hey Commander! Just like old times, huh?" (or something along this line).

I hope BW won't show us middle finger... D:

Heh, in that case my poor FemShep will remain single forever. For shame 'cause she's hot

[Vicki Taylor]

lurking fear wrote...

Wejki wrote...

 what Joker felt when Shep died...

This. It was somewhat awkward that this was never brought up in ME2. Two years out of this world and all you get is: "Hey Commander! Just like old times, huh?" (or something along this line).

Exactly! Nothing like "Oh, Shepard, I missed you, watching you dying...Horrifying view", instead we got something like "Hey, Shepard, have you seen those leather?". Almost like Horizon and VS.
Lol, my FemShep would become single too. Coz... Kaidan is dead, sorry Kai, Jacob is heavy risk (he haz AIDS!), Thane is still thinking about his wife and I can't imagine Shepard trying to be a mom for Kolyat , Liara was too old so I didn't even bother to talk to her. I like Garrus, but he should find some nice turian chick and go back to C-Sec. So, who have we left? Joker... Or Udina xD

[lurking fear]

There's always Kelly. Nice to look at. And she can dance. Bit naive though. Can't hold a candle to Joker.



I've nearly spat out my drink at the monitor when you mentioned Udina as a possible LI. The image of an intimate scene between him and my Shep... almost as disturbing as these asari-hanar porn movies mentioned by the illustrious game seller at the Citadel

[Vicki Taylor]

Didn't mean to kill you with my stupid thoughts XD

Kelly was nice, yes, and she wore this awesome stripper outfit Shame that BW did her "for fun" - no scene, no serious dialogues (or I missed smthin)...

Joker has a potential, as you said. I always had a need to protect him, he was such a sweet, adorable cripple kiddie D: Or maybe I'm too overprotective for fictional characters xD

[FenrisDeSolar]

Quaay wrote...

I'm still around! I just don't usually poke in unless the Joker love falls off page 1 There's a pic on DeviantArt of Joker with Ashley but I always pretend its femShep instead. We don't need no Tali pics! lol

Thank god! xD Post more Quaay, this thread cannot die! >_<

[FenrisDeSolar]

Wejki wrote...

THIS:

lurking fear wrote...

(...) She died for him for christ's sake!

AND this:

lurking fear wrote...

And it really suprises me that people are against FemShep/Joker relationship because of EDI or his ailment. Yeah, for Tali who can die from a touch or single kiss or whatever it is totally acceptable to romance M!Shep but Joker can't get his F!Shep love because of some brittle bones?

QFT! I totally ditto that.
About Tali... Lol no Tali here plz. I can't stand her... "fans" . She winz every poll, her thread is the friggin longest I can't even imagine, and she's f*ckin wearing f*ckin suit! Is it even possible to take it off? Sorry but I really hate those stupid Talimancers with no imagination and brain. God and Goddess, preserve my sanity!
Tali x Joker? Oh... My... God...

Lol, the absolute worst thing is when the Talimancers use "Keelah" or "Bosh'tet" in their posts... That's taking the whole adoration thing to a whole new level of C R E E P Y ! ! ! 

Don't worry though, I won't post any Tali stuff. I don't even HAVE Tali stuff. But I do have a nice selection of Jack, Joker, Kaidan, Liara, Ashley, Wrex (inorite...? xD), Garrus and Thane~!  But I won't post anything other than Joker, unless someone puts a gun to my head. *looks around* NOPE, no guns. Guess we're safe. o_O

[FenrisDeSolar]

Wejki wrote...

Heck, I could even stand no sex scene. But some conversations... About their feelings, what Joker felt when Shep died... This would be very welcome. I hope BW won't show us middle finger... D:

Don't say that Wejki! They can't half-*ss a relationship with Joker. Give me THE SEX!! ¬_¬

[Quaay]

[FenrisDeSolar]

lurking fear wrote...

There's always Kelly. Nice to look at. And she can dance. Bit naive though. Can't hold a candle to Joker.

I've nearly spat out my drink at the monitor when you mentioned Udina as a possible LI. The image of an intimate scene between him and my Shep... almost as disturbing as these asari-hanar porn movies mentioned by the illustrious game seller at the Citadel

My immediate thought to a romance with Udina was "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!" *clenches fist lamely* xD

And nooo, pleeeaaase no Kelly. I mean, she's cute, but she has Scale itch. It's true! Ask URZ! O_O

[FenrisDeSolar]

Quaay wrote...

Just quoting because this needed to be on the new page, love. Thanks! xD

Btw guys, I've nearly finished a second chapter of "Because I Give a F*ck."

Just putting that out there... you know... xD

[Quaay]

Joker has neckbeard lol. So hot!

[FenrisDeSolar]

Love the neckbeard! But scruffy always sat well with me~ xD

[lurking fear]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

And nooo, pleeeaaase no Kelly. I mean, she's cute, but she has Scale itch. It's true! Ask URZ! O_O

Poor Kelly. That scale-itch joke is gonna stick to her forever I'd take her over Udina in a heartbeat though

You know, I've just happened to look into other support threads and now I am wondering why it is that romanceable characters get so much loving (I mean there are soooo many pages in these threads) while non-romanceable seem to attrack much less attention. Heck, I get the feeling that in this thread there are just few people talking with each other

Definitely  Mordin, Legion, Kasumi, Zaeed, Grunt and especially JOOOOOOOKER need more loving. They deserve it, dang it!