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[lurking fear]

I am too much of a realist to believe we'll get a full-fledged romance, but I want to flirt with him at least. And a loooot of convos And a possibility to retort in a witty way (why it is he that must always get the best lines, I want to toss a few at him too ).

[FenrisDeSolar]

Me neither, but only because he doesn't look like the stereotypical OI-sufferer, what with blue scleras, deformed limbs and a barrel-shaped ribcage. xD



And uh, I'd love Joker's "priize..." Just wouldn't like to hear him say it, like Jacob does... D:



Neeeaarly done btw, but I'm not sending the chapter to my beta tonight. Her kitten just died, so...uh... Yeah. >_< We can wait for pr0nz, right?

[Vicki Taylor]

lurking fear wrote...

I am too much of a realist to believe we'll get a full-fledged romance

DO NOT SAY THAT!
There's always a little bit of hope...

[FenrisDeSolar]

Well, I think Lurking Fear might be right, but I agree. At least some flirting and a chance to be clever at him would be nice. :/ If nothing else, you know?

[Vicki Taylor]

Of course I know it's not likely to happen but I kinda enjoy fooling myself ;O

If we'll get no satisfying responses and flirting, I'll f*cking edit this game or mod it, ignoring barriers in my mind if something has anything to do with modding and editing games lol...

[lurking fear]

Wejki wrote...

Of course I know it's not likely to happen but I kinda enjoy fooling myself ;O
If we'll get no satisfying responses and flirting, I'll f*cking edit this game or mod it, ignoring barriers in my mind if something has anything to do with modding and editing games lol...

Modding and I don't get along, so I'll have to use my imagination and pretend that there's actually a relationship between the best helmsman in the galaxy and my Shep.

[Vicki Taylor]

There are always fanfics, fanarts, this thread... :3

Random something: I LUV JOKEEER!!!

[lurking fear]

Wejki wrote...

There are always fanfics, fanarts, this thread... :3

And that gives me hope.

Joker is too awesome to give up on him.

[FenrisDeSolar]

 Thank f*ck for fanfiction, huh?! xD
Speaking of FanFiction, here's a PREVIEW;


Shepard growled and ripped the frame out of Joker’s hand, and slammed it face down on
the desk behind them. She pressed herself firmly against him, and wrapped her
arms around his broad shoulders. Before he could say anything, Shepard pressed
her hot mouth against his and smiled wickedly at him as she pulled away, still
clinging to him. Joker stared at her for a split second, and then her smile
turned into a jubilant cackle as he assaulted her with return kisses. As he
muzzled against her neck his stubble gently tickled her, causing her to bite
her lip and squirm in his arms. 

You liek it? There's more to come... xD

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 09 septembre 2010 - 07:44 .

[carilynn46]

Shepard should surprise him with a cake or something for his birth day but we have to remember he doesn't like coconut then he could be like you really shouldn't have cause you know I missed two of yours or something of that nature lol

[Pacifien]

Hello! I just wanted to direct your attention for a moment to the new introduction to the forum with an outline of the purposes of this forum now that it has been separated from the strategy discussion.

You have discussion of your favorite character going fairly well, but I'd also encourage you guys to present any fan-created works about the series to your other forumites!

[FenrisDeSolar]

Duly noted, Pacifien. We shall do our best to love Joker some more, and to put some more funstuff in here~!

[FenrisDeSolar]

Btw, Carilynn, that's not a bad idea! xD



Right, someone needs to post some fanart. o_O

[carilynn46]

I honestly don't see why there are haters out there its like "So let me get this straight,Shepard is aloud to fall in love with Turians, Qurians, Asari, Drells, Alliance and Cerberus bionic's and soldiers, and an emotionally traumatized psycho of a human but apparently when it comes to falling in love with a funny  human with  Vrolik syndrome it is out of the question.... Yeah sorry I call Bull Sh!t.... <_<" not only that but then some like to say that him and EDI are made for each other.... yeah and magically that perfectly makes sense lol   but Joker is Joker and if BW knows what is good for them then they will definatly do some thing with our little "problem" just like they fixed other people's "problems" in ME2 

[FenrisDeSolar]

carilynn46 wrote...

I honestly don't see why there are haters out there its like "So let me get this straight,Shepard is aloud to fall in love with Turians, Qurians, Asari, Drells, Alliance and Cerberus bionic's and soldiers, and an emotionally traumatized psycho of a human but apparently when it comes to falling in love with a funny  human with  Vrolik syndrome it is out of the question.... Yeah sorry I call Bull Sh!t.... <_<" not only that but then some like to say that him and EDI are made for each other.... yeah and magically that perfectly makes sense lol   but Joker is Joker and if BW knows what is good for them then they will definatly do some thing with our little "problem" just like they fixed other people's "problems" in ME2 

This, and a thousand times THIS!! I love you Carilynn! Just thought you should know~! xD

Your post is so damn win, it made me wanna cry... O_O

[carilynn46]

YAY I am loved ~makes a note under FenrisDeSolar - loves me much~ but I am glad it made you want to cry and not actually cry cause even though they would be happy tears it would still make me blue

[FenrisDeSolar]

  What? Why? I haven't cried in years, and people keep trying to make me! It might just be good for me, man... o_O But yeah... 
I just played through the suicide mission again, where Joker came with the assault rifle. Made me think of this;

---

"I... I'm glad you're alive."

"Me too," Shepard teased, trying not to sound shaken. Joker drew his mouth into a forced smile, but worry was still written all over his face.

"What is it?" the Commander inquired, tilting her head to the side. Joker didn't look at her. He sighed, and his fingers rubbed his furrowed brow. Then he spoke in his croaky voice;

"I was real scared, Commander... When you made that jump, my heart sank, I swear Shepard, I thought you were going to fall. hat I would lose you again. When Thane and Samara pulled you up I just wanted to k-" he broke off, and swallowed hard. 

"You wanted to what...?" Shepard pushed. Joker couldn't say it. He couldn't finish the sentence. He was completely out of line for even thinking it. So when he stepped towards her timidly, and his hand grabbed hers, he couldn't believe it. He felt like someone else was controlling him, and for a moment, he wanted to blame EDI. But EDI couldn't control organics' minds, organics' feelings or organics' mouths. When his lips rested nervously on hers, he could hear his heart pounding in his ribcage. His eyes were tightly shut and he barely realised that she was kissing back, until he felt the wetness of her salty tears on his lips. He looked at her, stunned. Had she kissed him back? Why was she crying?

He didn't have to wait for answers. No sooner has he released her lips, before she'd locked them again. This time, their kiss was heavy, passionate. Open-mouths, erratic breaths and soon they tasted each other with their desperate tongues. She was still crying. More and more, but she smiled at him. Were these tears, maybe, tears of joy? Of relief? He would've thought of it more, but entangled as they were, they sank to the floor, drowning in the overwhelming sensation of holding each other close.

---

Okay, that's it. Not gotten any further. THINK I might leave it at that... xD And I THINK I'm gonna have to post more random flash-fanfics for you guys. This is fun... xD

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 09 septembre 2010 - 11:18 .

[Doommarine23]

Joker is amazing, but I feel like they never really deepened his character enough. You don't get to see him outside of his shell. It's obvious he only loves the Normandy so much because She can do the things he wish he could do, like move around and have agility; be free.



A romance set to that and coming to terms with himself and his problems. Would have been really sweet. Or even a close friendship.

[Tooneyman]

Cariylnn46 i understand what Bioware might do with the problem is end up making an easter egg to the joker and EDI romance. That would be just wrong on all levels, but I could seeing it happen. What they should say is for EDI. I would give them a great quote. "Joker and EDI a match artificially made to not stay!" Besides lets say Joker and EDI did have a relationship. He would end up killing her. Might even drop a glass of water on her and watch her circuits fry. Now with shepard if joker drops a glass of water on herl. She'll probably just tell him to clean it up with maybe a few clothes coming off. =D

[FenrisDeSolar]

Lol, Tooneyman. That's a brilliant idea. I can imagine him waiting around with a glass of water in her quarters, just going, "Oops, you're all wet Commander. Guess you're gonna have to get changed, huh? Well, seeing as how I spilt the water on you, I'll stick around and help you get out of that wet jumpsuit of yours."



xD

[Tooneyman]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Lol, Tooneyman. That's a brilliant idea. I can imagine him waiting around with a glass of water in her quarters, just going, "Oops, you're all wet Commander. Guess you're gonna have to get changed, huh? Well, seeing as how I spilt the water on you, I'll stick around and help you get out of that wet jumpsuit of yours."

xD

[Quaay]

@Fenris Yes, write more of that! and a fanart that I love, wish it was colored~

Romancing the Helmsman by Solar Diamond

[FenrisDeSolar]

Quaay, that picture made me swoon. O_O That's exactly how I imagined my first fic, but more naked and stuff! xD



And Tooneyman, your picture was great! xD

[Tooneyman]

Quaay wrote...

@Fenris Yes, write more of that! and a fanart that I love, wish it was colored~

Romancing the Helmsman by Solar Diamond

Every time I see this picture I always think of this song.  Think joker and femshep.

[FenrisDeSolar]

OMG, that's actually a really suitable song... xD Nice one Toon!