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[Lucy Glitter]

No offence guys, but I doubt you will be getting a Joker romance. EDI is his main squeeze

[RAZZberree]

And that's what they said about Tali.

[Melissa Russell]

Tali and Garrus. I remember all of the Garrus fangirls ranting over how unfair it was that he wasn't available. Well, look where that got them.



I think the problem here is that there are five people actually keeping up with the thread and debating, whereas there are 80 people who are reading the first post and ranting. We need to summarize our rebuttals in the first post for those of us with less forum etiquette.

[i love lamp x3]

i play as dudeshep.. but i think it'd be SWEET to have him as a squadmate with more dialogue, loyalty mission, etc.



and.. about the heavy bone weave.. shep can get that why not joker? i'll pay 100,000 palladium man, no joke

[Melissa Russell]

i love lamp x3 wrote...

i play as dudeshep.. but i think it'd be SWEET to have him as a squadmate with more dialogue, loyalty mission, etc.

and.. about the heavy bone weave.. shep can get that why not joker? i'll pay 100,000 palladium man, no joke

Oo.  A loyalty mission would be cool.  Good idea!  *thumbs up*

I'm pretty sure Cerberus hooked him up with some kind of bone weave technology while he was grounded. 

[Wugger]

I wouldn't romance him myself (I r 2 manly yo mofo) but I say he should be romancable cos why the hell not?

[Daewan]

I'd love to have Joker with real dialogue but I'm not going to try coming between Joker and his new love, EDI. The two of them are perfect for each other. I think his loyalty mission should be building an external unit so EDI can pick him and carry him around.

[RAZZberree]

I'm in agreeance with the summarizing idea, because it's really starting to get ridiculous, all the good points have been lost in the past few pages while everyone just quotes the first post because they're made of fail. Does anyone think about EDI? Maybe she LIKES being the Normandy, and just that. Maybe she likes having the ability to blow the hell out of ships 4x's her size? Maybe she likes having that drive core as her heart? Maybe she likes the ability to be everywhere and nowhere on the ship, being able to hack other systems and make them vulnerable.



The Normandy IS EDI and vice versa, why would the poor girl want to be put into a tiny body just for sex appeal? If you take EDI out of the Normandy she's not going to be able to help Jeff as much as she is already, you'll be forcing her to concentrate on two separate entities, the ship and herself, sure she's an AI and capable of doing that, but she'd have to worry about her personal systems as well. I dunno, I really only see them putting EDI into a "human-like" body just for sex appeal, because they wouldn't make her the way she should probably look, totally nerdy and geeky, but give her the most sexy body ever...as per usual.



If you REALLY love EDI you'd want to keep her as the Normandy, it's a life that no one could ever experience and she seems generally happy living that way. Though her orb could totally use an upgrade as she looks like a...talking...you know what I mean. And why would Joker need EDI to carry him around? He's perfectly capable of walking around on his own and that seems like an insult to his pride, he tends to...not like people helping him, most often those "people" are EDI.

[Melissa Russell]

Awh. Poor EDI. I never thought of it like that.



(Hugs the ship.)

[SarEnyaDor]

Joker may not be a people person, but he doesn't have objectophilia.

[Lord Shadowsong]

Melissa Russell wrote...

i love lamp x3 wrote...

i play as dudeshep.. but i think it'd be SWEET to have him as a squadmate with more dialogue, loyalty mission, etc.

and.. about the heavy bone weave.. shep can get that why not joker? i'll pay 100,000 palladium man, no joke

Oo.  A loyalty mission would be cool.  Good idea!  *thumbs up*

I'm pretty sure Cerberus hooked him up with some kind of bone weave technology while he was grounded. 

Why would he need a loyalty mission? Hes obviously already loyal to shepard. He did drop out of the alliance to fly for Shepard in cerberus.

[Tooneyman]

Actually quoting on all these EDI LI ****s." I think it would be funny say you beat ME 3 on insanity and as a reward like on Halo: Combat Evolved after you beat it on Legendary. You get a short cut scene with joker talking dirty to EDI and she talks back. HMMM this would be fun and funny. Joker quotes" EDI your mouth is so big. I love how its crooked and with lined teeth. Edi quotes back" I know. I can even compute at a larger ratio if you put in a 1 and 0 extra. " Then joker quotes" Wow, wow, and extra 1 and 0. Baby are you gettting fat!

[SarEnyaDor]

o.O That made no sense to me. LOL Maybe I need to refresh myself on binary code to get it.

[RAZZberree]

I think you could just take out the "loyalty" part and call it Joker-specific mission. You can unlock a new outfit for him "Joker 2.0 now without pants."

[Comguard2]

Can't Bioware introduce more community polls?



"Who do you want to be romancable in ME3? Joker, TIM oder Anderson?"



"Who should disappear at the beginning of ME3 and never come backl? Tali, Tali or Tali?"

[SarEnyaDor]

LOL @ Comguard.

I don't hate Tali. I dislike how the only two species specifically spelled out in the codex as being toxic on a genetic level to human beings became love interests, and now people are talking about how to get pregnant with them.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 09 février 2010 - 10:14 .

[Comguard2]

That`s why I want a poll for such decisions.



If the overwhelming majority says: "Yes, 80% want love interest XYZ" - I can live with it.



But I don`t want game decisions being influenced by the size of a single thread.



In the end we get the Mako back...no...

[RAZZberree]

I wouldn't mind a community poll, though I think Joker would totally get beaten out by Anderson. You can't compete with that hunk of man.



I do miss the mako, I liked joy-riding around planets and picturing everyone ****ing at me for my terrible driving. I also miss elevators...

[Melissa Russell]

I don't know, Anderson was one hot son of a --



Wait, no, can't keep a straight face. I tried.

[RAZZberree]

What about Hackett? HE TOTALLY SOUNDS HAWT!



Though to be fair, we should probably put Joker on a list with younger men...all these older men... -fans self- I can't resist them.

[Melissa Russell]

Hackett had a hot voice, but he was soooo neeedy. Shepard, do this. Shepard, do that. Shepard, keep this quiet. Yak yak yak.

[RAZZberree]

What about Mikailovich? He sounds like the kind to 'take charge'.

[SarEnyaDor]

I don't need a stinkin' poll!



I want Joker - he's the man, loyal and funny and smart as a whip. And any one who's seen Shep dance (femShep or maleShep) knows Shep can't dance at all, so brittle leg bones mean nada.

[Melissa Russell]

Wasn't Mikhailovich the **** that called he Normandy stupid?

Modifié par Melissa Russell, 10 février 2010 - 12:07 .

[RAZZberree]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I don't need a stinkin' poll!

I want Joker - he's the man, loyal and funny and smart as a whip. And any one who's seen Shep dance (femShep or maleShep) knows Shep can't dance at all, so brittle leg bones mean nada.

PREACH IT SISTA!

Yeah, Mikailovich was a douche, I'm just spouting nonsense whilst looking at all the support THIS ROCK AS A LOVE INTEREST threads...ironically, ours has become viewed as one of those...>>

Modifié par RAZZberree, 10 février 2010 - 12:19 .