Hey - Both a Miranda and Tali hater.
Judging from a "Real life perspective" , lets just imagine these girls existed for real.
For the sake of it, lets just say they're both humans and Tali is a muslim girl with a veil.
Tali is okay, just too shy/boring but thats OKAY. Yeah she could be ugly or pretty, who knows?
But Miranda...she is like....a cheap porn star...with a disformed boy jaw along with that pasted grin of hers...ughh....
Seriously....all the ME2 love interests for a male Shep suck in some fatal way, the only good one is Kelly. The innocent, horny, recent college grad, who really doesn't mind receiving it from her commander.(Garrus and Tali do not fall into this, because they are ME1 old school)
Seriously in real life?
Jack - Ok I get the idea that none of it is her fault. But she's f'ed. You don't waste time going after broken people trying to "Fix them" . Unless you seriously want to waste your time and go into an unhealthy relationship
Miranda- Shes sleezy, a ****, and too full of herself. Her ego gets ahead of her own ability to come close to anyone, shes constantly reaching for unrealistic perfection in herself and holds everyone and herself to redicoulous standards. Could you stand someone like that in RL?Just a booty call.
Samara- She won't do it with you. Not to mention she's litterally 1000 years old. That aside, her dialogue reveals she was very... "Open" as a younger girl. Possible reason for being a justicar? Not to mention she screwed up by having so many kids that turned out to be ardat yakshis.
Bad parenting on her part
Morinth - Equivalent of getting a STD and having it accelerate 100X on you. No thanks, Shepard needs to stay alive for ME3.
Modifié par magicalpoop, 04 février 2010 - 10:31 .