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[chem light]

Fort, I have to make sure the world sees this.

fortunesque wrote...

Jarcander wrote...



I hurt from all the laughing.



So, lets sum it all up: Touching Kaiden's pink armoured ass is only gay if you liked it. I predict Bioware will draw some of these forum rants into humorous background chats for ME3.

Shepard: Alenko. It's good to see you again.

Kaidan: You too, Commander

*they shake hands*

Shepard: So, remember the time I grabbed your ass on Virmire when I saved you?

Kaidan: Not really. My ribs were broken and I had a gunshot wound on my thigh.

Shepard: Well, I just wanted you to know that I call no ******.

Kaidan: Uhm... glad to hear that, Commander {smilie}



-----



(Shepard and co. enter Anderson's office on the Presidium)

Shepard: Councilor, why is there a picture of Alenko on your desk?

Anderson: There is?

*Kaidan backs away slowly from Anderson*

Shepard: Yes, there is an obvious picture of Kaidan on your desk.

Anderson: I hand picked him for the Normandy's original crew because of his biotic skills. There's no reason why I can't have a picture of him on my desk. I call no ******. Besides *I* didn't grab his ass on Virmire.

Shepard (suddenly frantic): I called no ****** as I picked him up! It's not half as bad as you having a picture of him on your desk!!

*Kaidan runs over to the desk, grabs the picture and throws it like a frisbee across the Presidium*

Kaidan: I'm going to go chat with some women. Goodbye.{smilie}

[sapphyreelf]

LOL



"I called NO ******". It should be in caps so that the guys really think he means it.



I love how the guy who started the thread even said that femShep wouldn't be strong enough to actually throw a hurtful punch in a Turian's face.

[syllogi]

fortunesque wrote...

I FOUND THE THREAD!!!!!!!! GOOGLE WINS!!!!!

screwing w ppls here

LOL, I forgot about that.  The OP of that thread has made some other delightful threads, such as "Did Shepard use a rubber while having sex with Tali?" (title of thread modified, it was even classier, as I recall). 

I really wish there was a way to work nekkid Kaidan pics into more threads without getting in trouble.  

[fortunesque]

Lol. What we need to do is maybe make a mini thread of our ficlets on the KAAS group...



I volunteer for not doing any of the work! *grin*

[chem light]

fortunesque wrote...

Lol. What we need to do is maybe make a mini thread of our ficlets on the KAAS group...

I volunteer for not doing any of the work! *grin*

YES YES YES EPIC WIN YES!

Thank you Kaidan

And yeah that's a great idea.

[fortunesque]

Also:







Courtesy of IccaRa.

[Clova]

fortunesque wrote...

Also:



Courtesy of IccaRa.

omg freaky! Especially since im rather fond of Jacob (not as much as Kaiden however)

[Celestria129]

fortunesque wrote...

Also:



Courtesy of IccaRa.

I think i might die laughing:O

[fortunesque]

Poor Jacob. If only his dialogue weren't so damn flirty!!

[fortunesque]

Also also!

[chem light]

That's what I'm talking about.



Oh, btw, someone started a thread saying the Tali/Garrus romances would be more meaningful if they couldn't consummate the relationship and the immediate responses were, "Man that would be horrible. I wanna do Tali." Instead of replying to the topic.



I believe that we are surrounded by 14 year old boys.

[Isaantia]

since we're being goofy, I'll just leave this here:

[Celestria129]

Isaantia wrote...

since we're being goofy, I'll just leave this here:

A Tali fanboy's worst nightmare!

[fortunesque]

Haha. Yeah, I saw that one in the Tali thread. See, this is where the line, 'maybe the three of us could..." could come into play!

[Isaantia]

Celestria129 wrote...


A Tali fanboy's worst nightmare! dream come true!

fixed.

[lady winde]

omg isa you're going to make me pass out. XD jesus christ i haven't laughed that hard in ages XD

[chem light]

Isaantia wrote...

since we're being goofy, I'll just leave this here:

Finally, I'm interested in romancing Tali.

[ScaperDeage]

Isaantia wrote...

since we're being goofy, I'll just leave this here:

ROTFLMAO!!! This is made of WIN.

[Celestria129]

Isaantia wrote...

Celestria129 wrote...


A Tali fanboy's worst nightmare! dream come true!

fixed.

Ty

[Star]

chem light wrote...

Fort, I have to make sure the world sees this.

fortunesque wrote...

Jarcander wrote...

I hurt from all the laughing.

So, lets sum it all up: Touching Kaiden's pink armoured ass is only gay if you liked it. I predict Bioware will draw some of these forum rants into humorous background chats for ME3.

Shepard: Alenko. It's good to see you again.
Kaidan: You too, Commander
*they shake hands*
Shepard: So, remember the time I grabbed your ass on Virmire when I saved you?
Kaidan: Not really. My ribs were broken and I had a gunshot wound on my thigh.
Shepard: Well, I just wanted you to know that I call no ******.
Kaidan: Uhm... glad to hear that, Commander {smilie}

-----

(Shepard and co. enter Anderson's office on the Presidium)
Shepard: Councilor, why is there a picture of Alenko on your desk?
Anderson: There is?
*Kaidan backs away slowly from Anderson*
Shepard: Yes, there is an obvious picture of Kaidan on your desk.
Anderson: I hand picked him for the Normandy's original crew because of his biotic skills. There's no reason why I can't have a picture of him on my desk. I call no ******. Besides *I* didn't grab his ass on Virmire.
Shepard (suddenly frantic): I called no ****** as I picked him up! It's not half as bad as you having a picture of him on your desk!!
*Kaidan runs over to the desk, grabs the picture and throws it like a frisbee across the Presidium*
Kaidan: I'm going to go chat with some women. Goodbye.{smilie}

@ fortunesque  -ROFL!  Laughed so hard I gave myself a headache!  I was just glad I wasn't drinking anything; I've ruined a couple of keyboards that way and it sure hurts to have liquids squirt out one's nose!

[fortunesque]

Lol. Thanks. This thread and the Ashley Kaidan and Liara fans unite here! group have been cracking me up all night.



My face hurts XD

[Star]

chem light wrote...

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, btw, someone started a thread saying the Tali/Garrus romances would be more meaningful if they couldn't consummate the relationship and the immediate responses were, "Man that would be horrible. I wanna do Tali." Instead of replying to the topic.

I believe that we are surrounded by 14 year old boys.

Or just a large segment of the male population who shouldn't reproduce!  So I suppose we should encourage them in their pixel replacement of the real thing. 

[Isaantia]

fortunesque wrote...

Haha. Yeah, I saw that one in the Tali thread. See, this is where the line, 'maybe the three of us could..." could come into play!

Yeah I posted it there a couple days ago but they didn't find it as funny. I wonder why. 

[fortunesque]

Isaantia wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Haha. Yeah, I saw that one in the Tali thread. See, this is where the line, 'maybe the three of us could..." could come into play!

Yeah I posted it there a couple days ago but they didn't find it as funny. I wonder why. 

Because they're Kaidan-hating heathens.

[cpolisch]

fortunesque wrote...

Isaantia wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Haha. Yeah, I saw that one in the Tali thread. See, this is where the line, 'maybe the three of us could..." could come into play!

Yeah I posted it there a couple days ago but they didn't find it as funny. I wonder why. 

Because they're Kaidan-hating heathens.

Wow, this cracked me up.  Mainly because I was going to say something similar but no where near as amusingly phrased.