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[cpolisch]

fortunesque wrote...

Thane: Shepard removes her shirt, it sails through the air like a leaf. My heart leaps in my chest like a wounded bush swallow that has been ensnared by a caracal. She approaches me and slides my bat cloak off of my arms. Fear. I am fearful that she has felt the shoulderpads that are present in the cloak. Shepard whispers. Whispers and calls me "Kaidan". I sigh; is this a pet name like Siha?

Joker: Yeaaahhh..... you might want to look into that.....

This just made my day! LMAO!

But ohmygoodness, just when I was starting to know you guys by your pictures now you're all Kaidans.  Sadness.

[chem light]

SweetiePea wrote...

I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one who thought that the ME2 lines were cringe-worthy. I tried the Garrus line once just because I was dying of curiosity and I couldn't even stand it. For real, Shepard? Thanks, BioWare and EA, but my Shepard is a confident, intelligent, and collected woman. She is definitely not the type of cheap floozy who'd spout lines like that. Ugh.

I want the tasteful nudity back in ME3. The ME scene was the best out of any BioWare game, IMO. I found the DA one to be silly, so I will seriously need to use biotic abilities against BioWare employees if they do something similar to that for ME3. No goofy undies!! Not even on Kaidan.

What's about cute boxers with little N7's all over it.

[cpolisch]

The DA love scene was a little silly. I found myself looking away in embarrassment just because it was done so strangely.

[fortunesque]

cpolisch wrote...

The DA love scene was a little silly. I found myself looking away in embarrassment just because it was done so strangely.

They wear their underoos for crying out loud!
See, *this* is why two Grey Wardens find it nigh impossible to have children...

[Isaantia]

fortunesque wrote...

Thane: Shepard removes her shirt, it sails through the air like a leaf. My heart leaps in my chest like a wounded bush swallow that has been ensnared by a caracal. She approaches me and slides my bat cloak off of my arms. Fear. I am fearful that she has felt the shoulderpads that are present in the cloak. Shepard whispers. Whispers and calls me "Kaidan". I sigh; is this a pet name like Siha?

Joker: Yeaaahhh..... you might want to look into that.....

ROFL!!! omg I'm cracking up over here. :lol:

[chem light]

Isaantia wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Thane: Shepard removes her shirt, it sails through the air like a leaf. My heart leaps in my chest like a wounded bush swallow that has been ensnared by a caracal. She approaches me and slides my bat cloak off of my arms. Fear. I am fearful that she has felt the shoulderpads that are present in the cloak. Shepard whispers. Whispers and calls me "Kaidan". I sigh; is this a pet name like Siha?

Joker: Yeaaahhh..... you might want to look into that.....

ROFL!!! omg I'm cracking up over here. :lol:

I think you should take that clip and run with a full on comedy fanfic.

[LovelyKatzy]

fortunesque wrote...

cpolisch wrote...

The DA love scene was a little silly. I found myself looking away in embarrassment just because it was done so strangely.

They wear their underoos for crying out loud!
See, *this* is why two Grey Wardens find it nigh impossible to have children...

Did anyone else start cracking up the first time they talked about "the taint?"  Or am I the only one with my mind in the gutter?

[fortunesque]

LovelyKatzy wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

cpolisch wrote...

The DA love scene was a little silly. I found myself looking away in embarrassment just because it was done so strangely.

They wear their underoos for crying out loud!
See, *this* is why two Grey Wardens find it nigh impossible to have children...

Did anyone else start cracking up the first time they talked about "the taint?"  Or am I the only one with my mind in the gutter?

LMAO.

Yeah, I did too. Especially when Duncan said 'embrace the taint' or something like that.

[cpolisch]

fortunesque wrote...

LovelyKatzy wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

cpolisch wrote...

The DA love scene was a little silly. I found myself looking away in embarrassment just because it was done so strangely.

They wear their underoos for crying out loud!
See, *this* is why two Grey Wardens find it nigh impossible to have children...

Did anyone else start cracking up the first time they talked about "the taint?"  Or am I the only one with my mind in the gutter?

LMAO.

Yeah, I did too. Especially when Duncan said 'embrace the taint' or something like that.

You guys are absolutely horrible!  Now I'm never gonna be able to play the game the same way again!  Dangit!

[KealaFerret]

cpolisch wrote...
True.  I just don't think Kaidan would fit as a Spectre, not to say he lacks the awesomeness, but he just doesn't seem like he'd WANT the position.  The decision would come down to him, and if he didn't feel comfortable with it, which I doubt he would, he wouldn't take it.  And yeah, I doubt the Alliance would recommend him considering his past.

Yeah, this. I don't think it would be a good fit. A captain of a ship, hell yeah.

AND YAY KAIDAN PIC. How long have I been wanting one of these? Since I first played ME1 and then started harassing the forums.

[ShadowWolf_Kell]

fortunesque wrote...

Thane: Shepard removes her shirt, it sails through the air like a leaf. My heart leaps in my chest like a wounded bush swallow that has been ensnared by a caracal. She approaches me and slides my bat cloak off of my arms. Fear. I am fearful that she has felt the shoulderpads that are present in the cloak. Shepard whispers. Whispers and calls me "Kaidan". I sigh; is this a pet name like Siha?

Joker: Yeaaahhh..... you might want to look into that.....

Kelly:  Commander, you have a new message on your private terminal.  I think it's from Kaidan!
Thane:  O.O

Modifié par ShadowWolf_Kell, 12 février 2010 - 03:43 .

[fortunesque]

KealaFerret wrote...

cpolisch wrote...
True.  I just don't think Kaidan would fit as a Spectre, not to say he lacks the awesomeness, but he just doesn't seem like he'd WANT the position.  The decision would come down to him, and if he didn't feel comfortable with it, which I doubt he would, he wouldn't take it.  And yeah, I doubt the Alliance would recommend him considering his past.

Yeah, this. I don't think it would be a good fit. A captain of a ship, hell yeah.

AND YAY KAIDAN PIC. How long have I been wanting one of these? Since I first played ME1 and then started harassing the forums.

More like the forums started harassing us. Stupid 17 year old boys...

[Celestria129]

fortunesque wrote...

Thane: Shepard removes her shirt, it sails through the air like a leaf. My heart leaps in my chest like a wounded bush swallow that has been ensnared by a caracal. She approaches me and slides my bat cloak off of my arms. Fear. I am fearful that she has felt the shoulderpads that are present in the cloak. Shepard whispers. Whispers and calls me "Kaidan". I sigh; is this a pet name like Siha?

Joker: Yeaaahhh..... you might want to look into that.....

lol:O

[chem light]

Celestria129 wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Thane: Shepard removes her shirt, it sails through the air like a leaf. My heart leaps in my chest like a wounded bush swallow that has been ensnared by a caracal. She approaches me and slides my bat cloak off of my arms. Fear. I am fearful that she has felt the shoulderpads that are present in the cloak. Shepard whispers. Whispers and calls me "Kaidan". I sigh; is this a pet name like Siha?

Joker: Yeaaahhh..... you might want to look into that.....

lol:O

They should have made calling out Kaidan a renegade interrupt!

[SweetiePea]

Okay, because so many of you were joking about the taint, I just had to post this here. Be ready for some serious giggle snorts: Dragon Age DLC Trailer



fortunesque, you are so funny. I was cracking up over the Thane memory and over your comment about the Grey Wardens. I was literally wiping away tears.



What does Siha mean, anyway? Maybe I would have liked Thane coyly telling me that he might tell me its meaning someday if I'd been at all romantically interested in him. Not so much.



And chem light, not even the boxers. Now I have a really, really awful picture in my head of Kaidan with his hands on the back of his head doing a hip swivel while sporting these underoos. Not cool at all. lol

[fortunesque]

SweetiePea wrote...

Okay, because so many of you were joking about the taint, I just had to post this here. Be ready for some serious giggle snorts: Dragon Age DLC Trailer

fortunesque, you are so funny. I was cracking up over the Thane memory and over your comment about the Grey Wardens. I was literally wiping away tears.

What does Siha mean, anyway? Maybe I would have liked Thane coyly telling me that he might tell me its meaning someday if I'd been at all romantically interested in him. Not so much.

And chem light, not even the boxers. Now I have a really, really awful picture in my head of Kaidan with his hands on the back of his head doing a hip swivel while sporting these underoos. Not cool at all. lol

Kaidan's the kind that would secretly not wear underoos.

Edit: And OMG. That video. Hilarious.

I'm off to share it with everyone I know.

Modifié par fortunesque, 12 février 2010 - 04:03 .

[Eshaye]

SweetiePea wrote...

Okay, because so many of you were joking about the taint, I just had to post this here. Be ready for some serious giggle snorts: Dragon Age DLC Trailer

What does Siha mean, anyway? Maybe I would have liked Thane coyly telling me that he might tell me its meaning someday if I'd been at all romantically interested in him. Not so much.

lol!!! Duncan in that pose at the end, give yourself to the taint! 

Siha means angel of death or something similar, only heard it once so far, like a valkyrie I think. Appropriate for fem shep. 

Modifié par Eshaye, 12 février 2010 - 04:06 .

[Cypher0020]

o.o



underoos with little N7's on em? Uhhhh... mmmkay.....



and taint? Argh- haven't played DA yet... but I did see the love scenes on youtube...



am I the only one who thought Leilana's song is.... strange?

[ShadowWolf_Kell]

Cypher0020 wrote...

o.o

underoos with little N7's on em? Uhhhh... mmmkay.....

and taint? Argh- haven't played DA yet... but I did see the love scenes on youtube...

am I the only one who thought Leilana's song is.... strange?

Lelianna really got on my nerves.  So much so, that when I met Ohgren she got the boot.  Never looked back.

Ohgren + Alastair + Wynne was hilarious.

Modifié par ShadowWolf_Kell, 12 février 2010 - 04:13 .

[Celestria129]

noticed this has not been seen i a couple pages:wub:

[cpolisch]

That video quite easily made my week.

[Mrs Templar]

SweetiePea wrote...

Okay, because so many of you were joking about the taint, I just had to post this here. Be ready for some serious giggle snorts: Dragon Age DLC Trailer

fortunesque, you are so funny. I was cracking up over the Thane memory and over your comment about the Grey Wardens. I was literally wiping away tears.

What does Siha mean, anyway? Maybe I would have liked Thane coyly telling me that he might tell me its meaning someday if I'd been at all romantically interested in him. Not so much.

And chem light, not even the boxers. Now I have a really, really awful picture in my head of Kaidan with his hands on the back of his head doing a hip swivel while sporting these underoos. Not cool at all. lol

LOL that trailer is too funny 

[Mrs Templar]

Celestria129 wrote...




noticed this has not been seen i a couple pages:wub:

Thanks...off to have some sweet dreams 

[LN19]

fortunesque wrote...

KealaFerret wrote...

cpolisch wrote...
True.  I just don't think Kaidan would fit as a Spectre, not to say he lacks the awesomeness, but he just doesn't seem like he'd WANT the position.  The decision would come down to him, and if he didn't feel comfortable with it, which I doubt he would, he wouldn't take it.  And yeah, I doubt the Alliance would recommend him considering his past.

Yeah, this. I don't think it would be a good fit. A captain of a ship, hell yeah.

AND YAY KAIDAN PIC. How long have I been wanting one of these? Since I first played ME1 and then started harassing the forums.

More like the forums started harassing us. Stupid 17 year old boys...

What is up with them anyways? Why do they feel threatened by a fictional character? The same bull goes on about Alistair over on the DA forums.

Honestly, I think the only reason Tali becames so popular with them was because she was the only one in ME with T&A that they couldn't "sex up".

[Cypher0020]

Hahahahhha!!



the taint and morrigan part were great! Hahahahha!