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#76
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Shavon wrote...

Kaidan getting action with a doctor 'nothing casual' (My FSep is very jealous. Or I am getting too much into my PC's again, lol)


Wait, what? When did that come up?

#77
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Mordin singing and the "Sex talk" was pure win.



HILARIOUS! lol

Mordin is the best game character ever created!

#78
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when an ad comes on for the award winning hamlet with an all elcor cast... i was like oh i remember when they were casting for that, now its famous... because i was dead for two years

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"I had reach, she had flexibility"

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MrVincent wrote...

"I had reach, she had flexibility"


yes this, garrus is my hero

#81
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Everything Mordin did was pretty much made of pure, solid awesome. I hadn't expected to like his character- how wrong I was!



I loved the singing though <3

#82
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Pirates of Penzance! I actually saw that "Opera" haha

#83
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When Mordin gave my character advice about sex and offered to provide ointments.



Also, listening into the bachelor party on Illium.


#84
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Finding out that the Collectors are genetcially altered Protheans.

Liara's new personality.

The possiblity of Aria being Aleena.

Most of Garrus's random comments.

Most of Mordin's "let's talk later"-type responses.

When the Volus on Red Sand (or whatever else it might have been) walked up to Grunt and said, "FEAR ME." Grunt's "WTF" face was hilarious.

Seeing the amount of Reapers that are actually in dark space.

#85
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Shadukar wrote...
I was really disapointed when i saw joker with just a breathing helmet on and being exposed to  vacum.  Do any of you understand the science behind that... 
if you take someone into space with out a protective suit i don't care if they have a breathing mask or not they are going to die.  Same goes for the masks the others wore.  Major imersion killer for me.  


Well, in that scene the bridge was sealed off from the vacuum-ed CIC by a kinetic barrier/shield, so technically he wasn't actually exposed to vacuum.

#86
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I liked the engineers.



"The forward tanks are buoyant and elevated."



"Are you talking about the Normandy, or Miranda?"

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Harbinger of your Destiny wrote...

F@CKING COUNCIL STILL WON'T LISTEN TO ME


^This^

Playing the game then coming to the forum and seeing someone who didn't see that one coming lol.

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OnionXI wrote...

When I flushed the toilet in my private quarters I was in awe.

I say WTF whenever I have to gather up my dead fish because the super hi-tech ship can't automatically feed the little bastards while I'm saving the galaxy.



Quoted for truth.. it almost made me romance Kelly just so she would feed my damn fish.. hehe Im such a user.. Actually, Kelly is an Illusive Man plant to get in your pants and bring you over to the dark side.

maly

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I love seeing humans on their knees.....That was a joke Jeff.

#90
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Bravenu3 wrote...

I just ran out of fuel and EDI tells me she FTL-jumped me to the next fuel depot. WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU USE FTL FOR EVERY INTER-STAR TRAVEL???



Um, you might want to check on your resources,(aka, mined minerals).

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Gibsyfuk wrote...

Harbinger of your Destiny wrote...

F@CKING COUNCIL STILL WON'T LISTEN TO ME


^This^

Playing the game then coming to the forum and seeing someone who didn't see that one coming lol.



Exactly,, You have eye witnesses to a murder by a Turian called Saran, no one had heard of him at that point, and he is summarily dismissed by everyone in the red-sand-sucking council as traumatized dock worker who just made up a Turian named specter who seemed to know Nylus and shot him in the back.. It was a rough spot to get over..for me..

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Bravenu3 wrote...

When you return to Tuchanka After completing Grunts loyalty quest EDI will announce that there are some breeding requests for Grunt. If you have defeated the Thresher Maw she will add "And one for Shepard..."


ROFL this one got me too, since I've never played a male-shep till I found out Tali was a romance option.

Also, FOUND THE REFUND GUY! ROFLMAO! YAY!

And... Garrus "I had the reach, she had the flexibility." deadpan

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Bravenu3

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ohupthis wrote...

Bravenu3 wrote...

I just ran out of fuel and EDI tells me she FTL-jumped me to the next fuel depot. WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU USE FTL FOR EVERY INTER-STAR TRAVEL???


Um, you might want to check on your resources,(aka, mined minerals).


I meant that apparently the Normandy can travel FTL between systems, why did Bioware put in that annoying fuel system? Also, I itentionally depleted my fuel reserves to find out what would happen ;-) Quicksaved before, of course :-D

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After discovering the open/close shutters button, I was playing with them and heard Joker making "flying noises" and going "pew, pew"

EVERYTHING that engineers Ken and Gabby say; those two are pure awesome

Discovering my cabin had a bathroom; on my TWELFTH visit

The space hampster

Fornax

the "evolved" husks

Blasto

The turian and quarian's convo on Illium

Not seeing Tali's face

Almost EVERYTHING aboot Jack's loyalty mission

edit: and check out my sig for my final WTF moment

Modifié par Conall Cameron, 04 février 2010 - 09:03 .


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Bravenu3 wrote...

I just ran out of fuel and EDI tells me she FTL-jumped me to the next fuel depot. WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU USE FTL FOR EVERY INTER-STAR TRAVEL???


You do use FTL to travel between systems. Space is big, and without FTL interstellar travel would take years. The emergancy jump likely uses emergancy reserves to get to the nearest system with a fuel depot.

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When you go off on Legion's Loyalty mission, Joker mimics him and the face he makes had me laughing to the point I couldn't breathe.

Most of Joker and EDI's convos

The bathroom in the CQ

Prothean=Collector's

Ken talking about Tali and how her suit is "snug in all the right places"

Tali commenting on that convo

Fornax

Garrus talking, just everything he says

EDIT: And the email from Morlan's Famous Shop selling "enhancements"
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Modifié par ModProp, 04 février 2010 - 11:37 .


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My biggest wtf moment was buying a drink downstairs at afterlife and getting poisoned. When I got back to that bartender I was hoping there would be a renegade option to make him taste the chain.

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Joker: Me and the AI are disagreeing on the definition of workspace personalization.



EDI: Workspace personalization does not include the use of grease on my bridge cameras.



Joker: Ah, she's just mad because all of her footage of me looks like a dream sequence.




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Lets kick the Collector's right in the daddy bag's!

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I remember going to a store looking for weapon upgrades and finding a magazine about hanar porn. My jaw dropped and i almost fell out of my chair.