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#101
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Vaenier wrote...

I remember going to a store looking for weapon upgrades and finding a magazine about hanar porn. My jaw dropped and i almost fell out of my chair.



I didn't realize it was supposed to be porn either until i saw the word 'titillating'


:lol:

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IntrepidProdigy wrote...

Definitely the bartender on Ilium. If you buy the "mystery drink" and then talk to the bartender, she instantly has a different face... I was lawlin so hard after I said wtf, because I got the joke.


Care to clue me in?

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Aisynia wrote...

IntrepidProdigy wrote...

Definitely the bartender on Ilium. If you buy the "mystery drink" and then talk to the bartender, she instantly has a different face... I was lawlin so hard after I said wtf, because I got the joke.


Care to clue me in?


Are you familiar with the term "beer goggles"?

#104
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Harbinger saying "Leave the dead where they lie" was so bada** the first time where I got ripped.



But then later on in game he said it when he was the only one left and I found it ironic.

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Joker rant about Sovereign

Mordin singing

Mordin sex advice

the end (the terminator - i didn't expect that; and "we need to find another way")

Thane dieing

F***ing Treshar Maw!

Liara's change in psyche

Hanar porn

Biotic God!

#106
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All of jokers comments on squadies when they join and when you talk to him about the squad

BTW wouldnt it be awesome if you could recruit a hanar, elcor, and/or the volus biotic g-d

Modifié par Kushiel112233, 05 février 2010 - 12:33 .


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Oh and "Geth don't Infiltrate" I could not stop laughing.

#108
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Hmm, I think I went WTF when I heard Mordin sing, and yes, Mordin's sex advice. Let's see what are a few that I want to list...
  • the Prothean/Collector revelation
  • hearing Joker do that scat song
  • the asari funeral shroud/wrap advertisement (the WTF came when Shepard's name was mentioned - lol)
  • actually seeing Legion do the robot
  • Thane's illness *sob*
  • Kaidan's reaction on Horizon

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 05 février 2010 - 12:37 .


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Heh, it'd have to be the end game with the final reaper battle. I assumed the final boss was going to be the collector leader or something. But all the sudden the giant human reaper pops up, wasn't a WTF like I was confused just like "Holy **** WTF do I do!?! Image IPB!?!... oh, shoot it in the eye..."

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Kushiel112233 wrote...

Okay anyone else just have a moment where they just could not believe what they was going on in the game?

mine was the Volus biotic G-d guy u run into when you are recruiting Samara

Yes, that was hilarious, both paragon and renegade options for handling the situation. Image IPB

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oh and when you threaten to the criminal leader in Thane's loyalty quest in the interrogation room...

Shepard saying "i'll cut your balls off" is priceless

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When Harbinger released that spider-engineer thing, when I just assumed that that was Harbinger.

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Where do you buy the hanar porn?



Does anything happen when you buy it?

#114
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Hows about Mordin dying despite getting all the multiple choice questions (which is what the finale is) right and having full loyalty with him and upgrading him earlier in the story and fully upgrading the ship? That seems weird, right?

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When Jack told me to "**** OFF!"

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Thane doing the creepy ass eye thing.

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The quarian on illium that had a senosory vibrator program installed or something because she was "done" with men for awhile and Samara's loyalty mission, seriously sketch as **** and scary, you don't know what the **** is going to happen.

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Getting bombed with Dr Chakwas and then seeing her passed out on the medical bay bed was hilarious to me.




#119
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I loved the second charm option in Morinth's apartment. All I remember is what the blue bar said, "Surprise!"

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EDI: Really Shepard?.....



EDI: *Sigh* Probing Uranus...

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The worst WTF moment for me was way before release date, when I found out that there will be a bunch of different pre-order/promo items. The Collector's Edition bonus items, OK. That was the most bull****ty marketing 'strategy' I have ever had the misfortune to endure. Caste system, anyone? However you turn it around, not everyone will get the same stuff. And don't tell me 'that's life', no this is a game! Predetermining to have some people miss out on game items is just  [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/sick.png[/smilie]

Guess it was EA's fault though, not Bioware's. Please Bioware: don't allow this with ME3 and please release all that stuff on the Cerberus Network in the (near) future.

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The Nuke Gun: even with all research upgrades and that armor piece you can increase the heavy weapon ammo capacity only to 190, meaning still only 1 shot :-(

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YOU WILL KNOW PAIN, SHEPHARD!

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When the game ended, I was WTF its over already? The second happened about 30 mins into the next replay when i realized this game had 0 replay value.

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Checks Inventory screen....WTF?!



Thermal Clips....WTF?!



Meeting Liara...WTF?!