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[Ettecoud]

hahahahaha whaat the ****

[ussbones]

SomeoneStoleMyName wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

I have to admit, I laughed and died a little bit inside at the same time.

this

[Naltair]

I enjoyed your story.

[Whitewolf]

Umm...right. I think i'll go back to work and pretend that i did not see anything.

[gethsemani87]

I am so happy for you OP. I wish you the best of luck in your future endvours related to this topic. From the bottom of my heart: Congratulations!

[TheLostGenius]

MikeFL25 wrote...

Best joke topic ever (I seriously hope its a joke topic.)

10/10....would read again.

Smart man.

[Tyreal42a]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most disturbing thread on the forum.

[TheLostGenius]

gethsemani87 wrote...

I am so happy for you OP. I wish you the best of luck in your future endvours related to this topic. From the bottom of my heart: Congratulations!

Miranda is so pretty and special. now i am a true man i feel it inside. thank you mass effect developers you helped me lose my virginity at the ripe age of 28. Now i can tell my friends that i got laid and that i am a real man now THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[TheLostGenius]

im really freaking out guys. ive been having the same conversation with miranda over and over again! why won't she make love ot me again. i want to see her bra. first time i saw a girl in her bra and she had sex...amazing!!!

[Lambs09]

Oh my.

[Kronner]

Congrats

[Series5Ranger]

Tyreal42a wrote...

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most disturbing thread on the forum.

This

[xMister Vx]

Tyreal42a wrote...

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most disturbing thread on the forum.

I sense a memetic mutation beginning to take root.

[jlb524]

I love the thread title...'The Awficial'!



That's should indicate the thread's seriousness.

[Gisbit92]

*sigh* Dont feed the trolls..........EVER!!

[Lmaoboat]

TheLostGenius wrote...

Ok guys. I seduced Miranda and we had sex. This is the first time I've had sex, in my whole life. When I saw her bra it freaked me out but I got excited. I've never had feelings like this before, she was so pretty, it felt so good. I'm embarassed that I waited until I was 28 to have sex, but now I did and i loved it. Who else had their first real life sexual experience in Mass Effect 2? <3  

Words cannot describe how sad this is. You sir, have my pity, and I wish you luck on the long hard path of endless solitude.
Wait, you might be a troll, in which case:
You sir, have my pity, and I wish you luck on the long hard path of endless solitude.

Modifié par Lmaoboat, 04 février 2010 - 09:18 .

[Mitch0821]

I don't care what anybody says this topic is freaking EPIC!!!  I had such a good laugh off this.  Of all the time spent on the internet, I've never seen a topic of this magnitude.  You sir just made my day.  Thank you!

[Maria Caliban]

TheLostGenius wrote...

Ok guys. I seduced Miranda and we had sex. This is the first time I've had sex, in my whole life. When I saw her bra it freaked me out but I got excited. I've never had feelings like this before, she was so pretty, it felt so good. I'm embarassed that I waited until I was 28 to have sex, but now I did and i loved it. Who else had their first real life sexual experience in Mass Effect 2? <3  

Whoa. If this is accurate, my first sexual experience was when I was 18, with Viconia.. and I was a man?!

This wouldn't bother me, as either way I lost my virginity to a complete *****, only one is a dark elf disciple of Shar. Actually, that's kinda awesome.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 04 février 2010 - 09:20 .

[tmp7704]

Reminded me of that extranet mail you get from the Krogan scout should you rescue him...



"I got to go to female camp afterwards. It was pretty good."

[Average Gatsby]

Shipwr3K wrote...

cool story bro.

hahahahaha

[magicalpoop]

...... WHAT THE F----

[JRCHOharry]

Enchantment:wizard:

[SgtPotato]

That's funny, it's like we can play video games and can develop relationship, amirite?

[TheLostGenius]

dont make fun of my love with miranda she is so beautiful i love her you all are so mean to me!!!!!!

[Garuda One]