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[flem1]

6/10. Would have been more plausible if you'd said Tali.

[Lmaoboat]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

What's funny is it looks like HWG is reading the quote in your sig.

[Jzier]

I'm wanking it right now...



****** ****** ******

[Maria Caliban]

flem1 wrote...

6/10. Would have been more plausible if you'd said Tali.

Wut? Miranda is way sexier than Tali. Who'd want to lose their virginity to Tali?

Now, if you'd said SAMARA.

[TheLostGenius]

I wrote a poem to MIRANDA!! I can't give it to her in game so here it goes:



Miranda, you are so pretty

Your white plastic suit

Makes me wet with mass love

When your black hair shimmers in biotic glow

My heart starts to make a giant bow

You are the prettiest i have ever seen

when you sit are you desk all i can think

is that underneath your white plastic suit

is something obscene

you must look hot naked and you are genetically perfect to boot

so how about we get naked and i make you pregnant so we can have

a main character for mass effect 3

Sheperd Junior, genetically perfect

For the ode of my love for Miranda

I cry on an entire forum that will last forever

[flem1]

Maria Caliban wrote...

flem1 wrote...

6/10. Would have been more plausible if you'd said Tali.

Wut? Miranda is way sexier than Tali. Who'd want to lose their virginity to Tali?

Now, if you'd said SAMARA.

Ahh, but whom do all the male virgins fantasize about?

Tali.  "She's more awkward than me!"

The Matriarch I'd Like to F... is way out.

[Lmaoboat]

TheLostGenius wrote...

I wrote a poem to MIRANDA!! I can't give it to her in game so here it goes:

Miranda, you are so pretty
Your white plastic suit
Makes me wet with mass love
When your black hair shimmers in biotic glow
My heart starts to make a giant bow
You are the prettiest i have ever seen
when you sit are you desk all i can think
is that underneath your white plastic suit
is something obscene
you must look hot naked and you are genetically perfect to boot
so how about we get naked and i make you pregnant so we can have
a main character for mass effect 3
Sheperd Junior, genetically perfect
For the ode of my love for Miranda
I cry on an entire forum that will last forever

[Jigero]

you should marry her in japan like the one retard did when he married that girl in a dating sim for the DS.

[Maria Caliban]

flem1 wrote...

Ahh, but whom do all the male virgins fantasize about?

Tali.  "She's more awkward than me!"

The Matriarch I'd Like to F... is way out.

I now feel very guilty about my attraction to Liara in ME 1. Good work.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 05 février 2010 - 02:00 .

[Zachce]

You make lots of knuckle babies don't you

[flem1]

Maria Caliban wrote...

flem1 wrote...

Ahh, but whom do all the male virgins fantasize about?

Tali.  "She's more awkward than me!"

The Matriarch I'd Like to F... is way out.

I now feel very guilty about my attraction to Liara in ME 1. Good work.

Hah!  Things are different for women.

Also, forgot to mention:  the odd hiding-away of anything resembling actual sex.  Definitely not the case with the other options.

[deusofnull]

LOL quick someone femshep get to OPs house and teach him what real contact feels like!

...

or not

[Lemonio]

don't feed the troll.

[HelterSkelter89]

wow there are a lot of 4chan losers on this forum

[Arelyte]

Haha, I can't believe people are stupid enough to think this is legit. It's a joke thread. It's funny. NOT to be taken literally.

[Lukertin]

Maria Caliban wrote...
Wut? Miranda is way sexier than Tali. Who'd want to lose their virginity to Tali?

Now, if you'd said SAMARA.

Well, you know what they say about older women.

And Asari have centuries of experience.

[Unit-Alpha]

Tyreal42a wrote...

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most disturbing thread on the forum.

+1000

Modifié par Unit-Alpha, 05 février 2010 - 02:36 .

[SomeKindaEnigma]

Lol this thread is amazing

[DesetFox1943]

I spit my wonderfully evil EA Marketed Dr.Pepper on the screen.. Good job sir..

[zumbalyak]

[ushae]

How bored can you really be to come up with that ? Amazing..

[deadshame]

I am deeply disturbed. And lawlzing at the same time. Good thread OP, would read again.

Modifié par deadshame, 05 février 2010 - 02:52 .