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[FitShaced]

Lmaoboat wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

I wrote a poem to MIRANDA!! I can't give it to her in game so here it goes:

Miranda, you are so pretty
Your white plastic suit
Makes me wet with mass love
When your black hair shimmers in biotic glow
My heart starts to make a giant bow
You are the prettiest i have ever seen
when you sit are you desk all i can think
is that underneath your white plastic suit
is something obscene
you must look hot naked and you are genetically perfect to boot
so how about we get naked and i make you pregnant so we can have
a main character for mass effect 3
Sheperd Junior, genetically perfect
For the ode of my love for Miranda
I cry on an entire forum that will last forever

LOL

[Marbazoid]

10/10

[Homebound]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[TheLostGenius]

New poem for Miranda since I can't tell them to her in game:



Miranda your bra made me rise

I feel emotions like I've never felt before

Your heart has a mass effect

I want to kiss you and watch you peel off

your white plastic suit

Your boobs are genetically perfect

Your smile makes me die inside

I live for you

I breath for you

Oh Miranda for you

Mass sex in Mass Effect

Is all I ever think of

A rose for your lips

And a biotic Singularity for your hips

[SgtPotato]

[LemuresXL]

ReubenLiew wrote...

I have to admit, I laughed and died a little bit inside at the same time.

I'm confused... I dunno if I should laugh or not...

[LemuresXL]

TheLostGenius wrote...

New poem for Miranda since I can't tell them to her in game:

Miranda your bra made me rise
I feel emotions like I've never felt before
Your heart has a mass effect
I want to kiss you and watch you peel off
your white plastic suit
Your boobs are genetically perfect
Your smile makes me die inside
I live for you
I breath for you
Oh Miranda for you
Mass sex in Mass Effect
Is all I ever think of
A rose for your lips
And a biotic Singularity for your hips

Ok now I'm sure I should laugh.  Hah good stuff man.

[LemuresXL]

Maria Caliban wrote...

flem1 wrote...

Ahh, but whom do all the male virgins fantasize about?

Tali.  "She's more awkward than me!"

The Matriarch I'd Like to F... is way out.

I now feel very guilty about my attraction to Liara in ME 1. Good work.

I'm not anywhere near a virgin and I fantasy about Tali =P 

Theory blown the hell out of the water.

[shinobi602]

[MercenaryNo]

SgtPotato wrote...

I lol'd for a good 5 minutes

[BlackWolfVII]

Quite possibly one of the best threads I've ever seen. 

[Garuda One]

Man this thread is making me rofls all over the place

Modifié par Garuda One, 05 février 2010 - 09:28 .

[LadyLuminary]

.....no comment.

[Isaantia]

10/10



/subscribed.

[Lothial]

Is there an award for like all internet thread of the year?

[Hubb-]

Posting in an epic thread?

[LemuresXL]

MercenaryNo wrote...

SgtPotato wrote...

I lol'd for a good 5 minutes

hah no **** man.  Best thread pic I've seen I think. 

[firecleaner]

This was funny... 10/10

[TheLostGenius]

Oh Miranda!



When Tali walked in on us

And she saw us naked

You used biotics to make her go away

Pesky Quarian

She will never be as pretty as you

Your bra inspires me to greatness

Your perfectly formed butt makes me a hero

When you invite me into your office

All I can see is the bed behind your desk

You look at me lustfully, skillfully

Where are you when I sleep alone?

I miss you already dearest Miranda

My first real life girlfriend

Your Mass Boobs make Mass Effect the best

Ode to the everlasting love for MIranda

Dance in your white plastic suit

But don't tell me I look creepy when my pants fall off

Love you forever

[DarthCaine]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

Your hand doesn't count.

It doesn't !?

[The Quarian Sympathizer]

I lol'd

[aeetos21]

My Shepard lost his virginity in ME1 to Ashley (he had trust issues) and even though it's technically been two years and a different body my Shepard feels he's still on a hot streak:



"I've had sex twice in the past three weeks! The reapers are the best thing that's ever happened to me!"



"Shepard, you were killed. It's been two years, not three weeks. How is this a good thing?"



"Woohoo!"

[DerkontheForum]

Keltoris wrote...

That was what my face look like....

[Spectre_Shepard]

wait... what?