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[Odd Hermit]

My first time was Baldur's Gate 2

[hawat333]

[TheLostGenius]

My new poem:



Oh no

Tali walked in

She took off her enviro suit

She has twenty boobs

but they aren't as pretty as your

plastic white suit

Miranda

I cheated and you deserved to slap me

But hear me out

my heart sings int he galaxy like

a massive harp

your butt is a work of genius

i want to dance with you forever in the stars

tali's multi-vag1na can't hold a candle

her infection is not an STD so don't worry

never again will i cheat

because you are the best

your dark hair makes me freak

[luk3us]

Epic thread is epic!

[AccursedOdin]

* Walks into topic*



Hey guys, I just was wonder--



*Reads first post and slowly backs out*

[Sathwater]

This thread delivers

[Emperor Mars]

*what a strange thread title, perhaps I will check it out*

[BusterPoindexter]

This thread is the reason why i visit the internet. Well, other than the, uh, i think you know.........

[Jared_704]

I stroked up and down, gently at first, then faster and faster. Still
glancing around, I noted that no one was in sight. I stroked him faster
then, and I could see, could feel, his thighs quiver. His stomach
muscles contracted. He opened his mouth, and with a deep intake of
breath, said, "I'm gonna ******."



I could actually feel his balls lift up as he began to ******. His ****
began to jerk, and my hand was suddenly filled with hot loads of white
******. I kept stroking, and his body jerked and spasmed with each load of
his man-stuff. It shot up and over his chest. It was quite a load,
indeed.



He relaxed, and I stopped stroking.



He reached over and with his towel, wiped himself clean. Then, he sat
up and wrapped the towel around his waist. Without saying a word, he
gently pushed me down to where he had been lying. He leaned over me,
and I closed my eyes as his lips brushed mine. I felt his hand on my
******, and one wandered down to my ****. He sat up, and I heard the
squish of the plastic bottle. There wasn' t really any need for it, I
thought. Just a few strokes along my labia and a touch on my ******, and
I would ****** all over the damn place, I was so hot.

[Chained_Creator]

[Fulgrim88]

http://www.ariva.de/...s_going_a225853

[BusterPoindexter]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU BLEW IT THREAD YOU TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.

[Skarwael]

This thread has won the internet.

[DarchAngelDavid]

Wow I dont even know what to say about this. I guess now that you have see a fake woman it is time to get a real one. While ME is great and I think it can stur up real emotions in you it doesnt take the place of being with a real woman or man. So get out there and get you some for real. It will change your life.

[Herald of Galactus_]

TheLostGenius wrote...

Oh Miranda!

When Tali walked in on us
And she saw us naked
You used biotics to make her go away
Pesky Quarian
She will never be as pretty as you
Your bra inspires me to greatness
Your perfectly formed butt makes me a hero
When you invite me into your office
All I can see is the bed behind your desk
You look at me lustfully, skillfully
Where are you when I sleep alone?
I miss you already dearest Miranda
My first real life girlfriend
Your Mass Boobs make Mass Effect the best
Ode to the everlasting love for MIranda
Dance in your white plastic suit
But don't tell me I look creepy when my pants fall off
Love you forever

LOL

:lol:

[johannes1212]

thread needs more lols...and bumpage

[Destructo-Bot]

LemuresXL wrote...

I'm not anywhere near a virgin and I fantasy about Tali =P 

Theory blown the hell out of the water.

Why would your relative proximity to a virgin negate a theory? I don't understand!

[Landline]

HA! HA!



Lonely people.

[hawkens982]

Lol wow, this thread just made my day.

[joeymtl]

My stomach is hurting... omfg.

[OfTheFaintSmile]

This is an expert troll we are dealing with here, approach with caution

[TheLostGenius]

Miranda you showed Tali whos boss

Tony Danza would cry

Take off your plastic white suit again

Your bra makes me smile

I would run a mile to get you to have mass sex again

you are the hottest girl that ever lived

i spend hours having the same conversation with you

over and over again

can't wait to see you on the bed in a missionary position

we are on an important mission to save the universe

but all i can think about is you naked

and the sweetness of your heart

Tali is a ****, so don't worry

when we banged it was just some alien trash

let your heart fly free

Jack was a quick f@#%

It mean't nothing

Her biotics aren't as hot as yours

I'm in my underwear now

Beam me up to the normandy Miranda

I'm Ready.

[chelseaisthepan]

oh wow..



XD

[BobbyTheI]

This thread made me