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Mkrgross wrote...

So are we also going to get DLC of our squad going shopping for their new duds?


Shopkeeper:  Why don't you try these on?  They're boots made for committing arson!

Jack:  Nah, not really my thing.  You got any boots made for robbing banks?

Shopkeeper:  Afraid we sold out of those last week.

Jack:  How about ones made for shoplifting?

Shopkeeper:  Just had the last batch of those stolen, ironically enough.

Jack:  Hey, how about these?

Shopkeeper:  Ah, the "Civil Unrest" brand, you've got quite an eye for fashion, young lady!  See these steel toes?  You want to get a riot started, these babies will do the trick!

Jack:  Sounds good.  I'll take them!

Shopkeeper:  Splendid!  That'll be 150 credits.

Jack: No, see, you ain't getting me.  I said I'll TAKE them.

Shopkeeper:  You mean...

Jack:  That's right.  I'm the one who stole your shoplifting boots.

Shopkeeper: D'oh!

(With apologies to Mondo)

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Hey Jack fans. I'd like to hear your opinions on the following polls:

social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2913/ - Other squad mates talking about your romance
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2874/ - Squad mates asking more about Shepard
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2681/ - Romance confrontation in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2679/ - Romance conclusion in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1975/ - Romance in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1974/ - ME2 squad mates in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2652 /- ME2 squad mates in ME3

May also cause some discussion here. Thanks.

Modifié par Collider, 24 mars 2010 - 08:58 .


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Collider wrote...

Hey Miranda fans. I'd like to hear your opinions on the following polls:

social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2913/ - Other squad mates talking about your romance
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2874/ - Squad mates asking more about Shepard
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2681/ - Romance confrontation in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2679/ - Romance conclusion in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1975/ - Romance in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1974/ - ME2 squad mates in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2652 /- ME2 squad mates in ME3

May also cause some discussion here. Thanks.


*looks around for Miranda fans*

What? Did she put some glasses on? ;)

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Mondo47 wrote...

Collider wrote...

Hey Miranda fans. I'd like to hear your opinions on the following polls:

social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2913/ - Other squad mates talking about your romance
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2874/ - Squad mates asking more about Shepard
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2681/ - Romance confrontation in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2679/ - Romance conclusion in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1975/ - Romance in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1974/ - ME2 squad mates in ME3
social.bioware.com/892908/polls/2652 /- ME2 squad mates in ME3

May also cause some discussion here. Thanks.


*looks around for Miranda fans*

What? Did she put some glasses on? ;)

LOL sorry. I copied pasted it from the Miranda thread. My bad. *shame*

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royceclemens wrote...

Oh, and by the by, I came across a poll in another one of the threads, that I thought might raise a discussion.

social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1975/

What do you think fits for our girl?


Acknowledgement in general, from people including your LI, that you are a couple would be nice. I'd be very interested to hear people's reactions to Shepard being in a relationship with Jack Posted Image. It would also be pretty kool if your LI hung out in your cabin, without you having to call them up, instead of their usual stations.. And there should be some dynamicness to them being in your cabin. Like they move around and interact with things, other than just sitting in the same exact spot doing nothing all the time.

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BobbyTheI wrote...

(With apologies to Mondo)


:D

I think it might be a little more like this (considering we know Miranda and Jack love shopping)...


Meanwhile, at the Omega Markets, Miranda and Jack are seeking out "vital mission equipment."

Miranda: (a little disgusted) I know you can sometimes find unexpected treasures at thrift stores, but this really is beyond a joke.

Jack: Oh, come on... this stuff is practically free! In fact, if no-one's looking, it is free.

Jack takes a pair of battered-looking anti-flare goggles and shoves them down into the waist of her coveralls.

Miranda: Remind me never to borrow those.

Jack: Sometimes you just have to dare to be a little different, y'know?

Miranda: If 'different' is having as many tattoos as an entire pirate clan, I think I'll stay conventional...

Jack rifles through the crates at the exchange; she finds a dusty bowler hat, knocks the dent out of the top of it and places it on her head.

Miranda: If you find another one you can give them to Samara. Best genes money can buy and a woman of over eight hundred years has a better bustline than me...

Jack: Least you got a decent rack. Some of us end up wearing fanbelts to make sure no-one mistakes us for boys... oh ****! Miri, you gotta see these!

Jack hauls a pair of scuffed, filthy-looking miner's boots out of the crate.

Miranda: Oh my God... what are those?

Jack: Thorn Industrial Leadcatchers. These things are ****ing rare these days. Made for forgeworkers... you can spill molten metal over them and not lose your feet.

Miranda: (wrinkling her nose) They smell like something died in them...

Jack. Means they're worn in... hold on...

Jack sits on the floor while Miranda looks on horrified as she pulls the boots on and buckles them up.

Miranda: You can't walk in those. They must weigh more than you!

Jack: Oh, these are perfect...

Miranda: What could they possibly be good for outside of heavy industry?

Jack raises a finger to silence Miranda. Jack eyes up the crowd at the market stall, finally resting her eyes on a Krogan. Jack walks over and taps him on the shoulder.

Jack: 'Scuse me? (tipping hat)

Krogan Shopper: What do you want, hu -

Jack kicks the Krogan soundly in the groin. The poor alien makes a strangulated squeaking sound and collapses heavily to the ground clutching at itself. Jack turns back to Miranda and makes a 'ta-dah' with her hands.

Jack: When have your shoes dropped a Krogan?

Miranda: ... can you get them in white with heels?

Modifié par Mondo47, 24 mars 2010 - 09:25 .


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Mondo47 wrote...

BobbyTheI wrote...

(With apologies to Mondo)


:D

I think it might be a little more like this (considering we know Miranda and Jack love shopping)...


Meanwhile, at the Omega Markets, Miranda and Jack are seeking out "vital mission equipment."

Miranda: (a little disgusted) I know you can sometimes find unexpected treasures at thrift stores, but this really is beyond a joke.

Jack: Oh, come on... this stuff is practically free! In fact, if no-one's looking, it is free.

Jack takes a pair of battered-looking anti-flare goggles and shoves them down into the waist of her coveralls.

Miranda: Remind me never to borrow those.

Jack: Sometimes you just have to dare to be a little different, y'know?

Miranda: If 'different' is having as many tattoos as an entire pirate clan, I think I'll stay conventional...

Jack rifles through the crates at the exchange; she finds a dusty bowler hat, knocks the dent out of the top of it and places it on her head.

Miranda: If you find another one you can give them to Samara. Best genes money can buy and a woman of over eight hundred years has a better bustline than me...

Jack: Least you got a decent rack. Some of us end up wearing fanbelts to make sure no-one mistakes us for boys... oh ****! Miri, you gotta see these!

Jack hauls a pair of scuffed, filthy-looking miner's boots out of the crate.

Miranda: Oh my God... what are those?

Jack: Thorn Industrial Leadcatchers. These things are ****ing rare these days. Made for forgeworkers... you can spill molten metal over them and not lose your feet.

Miranda: (wrinkling her nose) They smell like something died in them...

Jack. Means they're worn in... hold on...

Jack sits on the floor while Miranda looks on horrified as she pulls the boots on and buckles them up.

Miranda: You can't walk in those. They must weigh more than you!

Jack: Oh, these are perfect...

Miranda: What could they possibly be good for outside of heavy industry?

Jack raises a finger to silence Miranda. Jack eyes up the crowd at the market stall, finally resting her eyes on a Krogan. Jack walks over and taps him on the shoulder.

Jack: 'Scuse me? (tipping hat)

Krogan Shopper: What do you want, hu -

Jack kicks the Krogan soundly in the groin. The poor alien makes a strangulated squeaking sound and collapses heavily to the ground clutching at itself. Jack turns back to Miranda and makes a 'ta-dah' with her hands.

Jack: When have your shoes dropped a Krogan?

Miranda: ... can you get them in white with heels?


I like it!

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Mondo47 wrote...
:D

I think it might be a little more like this (considering we know Miranda and Jack love shopping)...

[snip]


Win.

"Mondofictions" are the best.

Modifié par Captain Uccisore, 24 mars 2010 - 10:16 .


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Jackal904 wrote...

royceclemens wrote...

Oh, and by the by, I came across a poll in another one of the threads, that I thought might raise a discussion.

social.bioware.com/892908/polls/1975/

What do you think fits for our girl?


Acknowledgement in general, from people including your LI, that you are a couple would be nice. I'd be very interested to hear people's reactions to Shepard being in a relationship with Jack Posted Image. It would also be pretty kool if your LI hung out in your cabin, without you having to call them up, instead of their usual stations.. And there should be some dynamicness to them being in your cabin. Like they move around and interact with things, other than just sitting in the same exact spot doing nothing all the time.

Yea would be great and while they change that maybe we get also some alternative "No-answers" for our squadmates can´t hear Garrus doing calibrations anymore...

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Finnegone wrote...

Those LIPS

Indeed.  Stunning. 
I really enjoy Jack.  I really hope she sticks around for ME 3

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Funny now I think about it. Miranda has those huge T&A, which makes her the hottest woman on the Normandy in general opinion. Jack has her body covered with tattoos and is bald, for crying out loud. But if you can look past that, she's actually a very beautiful girl. Especially her face with those lips indeed, but also her eyes... Damn, I could swear BioWare is trying to learn me something here.



I'm romancing her right now, by the way. You know, on my current playthrough. It's not what I expected, she's pretty funny and cute in fact. I like it how she casually calls Shepard a ****er.

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Mondo47 wrote...

BobbyTheI wrote...

(With apologies to Mondo)


:D

I think it might be a little more like this (considering we know Miranda and Jack love shopping)...



Yep this thread wouldn't feel right if we didn't get our daily dosage of quality storytelling from you Mondo :)

I enjoyed Bobby's scene with the shopkeeper a lot as well.  

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Barrendall111 wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

BobbyTheI wrote...

(With apologies to Mondo)


:D

I think it might be a little more like this (considering we know Miranda and Jack love shopping)...



Yep this thread wouldn't feel right if we didn't get our daily dosage of quality storytelling from you Mondo :)

I enjoyed Bobby's scene with the shopkeeper a lot as well.  


Bobby never needs to apologise for anything - he's a wee genius ^_^

I think I need to come up with more Jack & Miranda & Tali stuff... something tells me none of them would like Kelly. Might have to try something with that.

As for my dying-together one... I've written it, but it's way too long. I had to explain a lot of stuff and it got too long in the ass. And it made me start to get watery eyes. I'll go and prune it when I get chance then I'll pop it in here. Bring tissues ;)

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Mondo47 wrote...

I think it might be a little more like this (considering we know Miranda and Jack love shopping)...


Meanwhile, at the Omega Markets, Miranda and Jack are seeking out "vital mission equipment."


Haha, the thought of Jack wearing a bowler hat makes me laugh. Very funny Mondo Posted Image, good job. I look forward to new fanfics that you post. I get all excited when I see you've posted a new one Posted Image.

Rikketik wrote...

Funny now I think about it. Miranda has those huge T&A, which makes her the hottest woman on the Normandy in general opinion. Jack has her body covered with tattoos and is bald, for crying out loud. But if you can look past that, she's actually a very beautiful girl. Especially her face with those lips indeed, but also her eyes... Damn, I could swear BioWare is trying to learn me something here.

I'm romancing her right now, by the way. You know, on my current playthrough. It's not what I expected, she's pretty funny and cute in fact. I like it how she casually calls Shepard a ****er.


I like the tattoos and the bald head, but yes, she does have amazing eyes and a very pretty face. A lot of people are surprised by Jack when they romance her. They're surprised by how much depth she really has. It's unfortunate that so many people don't even give her a chance.

Modifié par Jackal904, 25 mars 2010 - 03:14 .


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My two favorite moments in Jack's final romance scene:

The first is when Shepard accepts her. Immediately after, she starts searching his eyes for sincerity, and finds it. She goes right in for the hug after that, and gives a relieved sigh.

The second is the smile of pure contentment on her face at the end of the scene.

They're both very tender and very poignant.

Bioware did a really good job with her romance. I'll happily run the risk of being eviscerated by the Talimancers to say that Jack's was the most tender final romance scene.

Modifié par yorkj86, 25 mars 2010 - 03:31 .


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Mondo47 wrote...

Bobby never needs to apologise for anything - he's a wee genius ^_^

I think I need to come up with more Jack & Miranda & Tali stuff... something tells me none of them would like Kelly. Might have to try something with that.

As for my dying-together one... I've written it, but it's way too long. I had to explain a lot of stuff and it got too long in the ass. And it made me start to get watery eyes. I'll go and prune it when I get chance then I'll pop it in here. Bring tissues ;)


Sounds good. Can't wait! :D

You should take all your fics and put 'em in a blog. It's hard to find your past fics in 100 pages of posts. And even though most of them are random conversations, I can imagine some sort of odd chronology forming out of them (Especially with the Jack/Miranda/Tali trio; they make a fun bunch o' gal pals).

I may need multiples tissue boxes if Dying-Together is as sad as you say...

Modifié par Captain Uccisore, 25 mars 2010 - 03:34 .


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yorkj86 wrote...

My two favorite moments in Jack's final romance scene are as follows:

The first is when Shepard accepts her. Immediately after, she starts searching his eyes for sincerity, and finds it. She goes right in for the hug after that, and gives a relieved sigh.

The second is the smile of pure contentment on her face at the end of the scene.

They're both very tender and very poignant.

Bioware did a really good job with her romance. I'll happily run the risk of being eviscerated by the Talimancers to say that Jack's was the most tender final romance scene.


I agree fully.  I enjoyed all the romance stories (even Miranda's) :whistle: but at the end of Tali's I was left a little disappointed.  Her aggressiveness was surprising.  She was open about being a virgin (or that was my take) from her dialogue, but it was Jack's scene that I would have expected in her place rather than the opposite.  Ok I'm rambling and confusing myself here, so I'll quit.  Hope that makes sense, cause I'm not sure it does to me anymore.  Heheh.

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yorkj86 wrote...

Bioware did a really good job with her romance. I'll happily run the risk of being eviscerated by the Talimancers to say that Jack's was the most tender final romance scene.


Pffft, as Jack would say, "**** 'em." They're too busy updating everyone in the Tali fan thread about their every move anyway. i.e. "Hey guys! I just blinked! Zomg I did it again LOL!"

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This is semi-on-topic:

http://us.akinator.com/

It correctly guessed Jack for me. I was stunned.

Modifié par MHRazer, 25 mars 2010 - 04:21 .


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I stumped akinator the other day with Ben Mears from Salem's Lot.

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MHRazer wrote...

This is semi-on-topic:

http://us.akinator.c...s.akinator.com/[/url]

It correctly guessed Jack for me. I was stunned.


First time I was thinking of Jack and it guessed Jack. Second time I was thinking of Miranda and it guessed Jack again lol. Then I said it was too general and it asked me like four more questions then it correctly guessed Miranda. That's pretty creepy.

Edit: Alright that website is crazy. It just correctly guessed Wrex.

Edit 2: ...wow. It just correctly guessed the predator.

Modifié par Jackal904, 25 mars 2010 - 04:20 .


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Akinator guessed Miranda first. When it asked me "Does your character have a shaven head?" I knew it had caught on, though.

The same goes with Liara.  "Is your character blue?"  Oh, Akinator, you sly devil.

Modifié par yorkj86, 25 mars 2010 - 04:21 .


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Barrendall111 wrote...
I agree fully.  I enjoyed all the romance stories (even Miranda's) :whistle: but at the end of Tali's I was left a little disappointed.  Her aggressiveness was surprising.  She was open about being a virgin (or that was my take) from her dialogue, but it was Jack's scene that I would have expected in her place rather than the opposite.  Ok I'm rambling and confusing myself here, so I'll quit.  Hope that makes sense, cause I'm not sure it does to me anymore.  Heheh.


Oh, I'm pretty sure you can't read between the lines when Tali says she's not trusted anyone enough to do anything intimate. Virginal does not always meen shy and retiring though. I read Tali's sudden attack of assertiveness (demonstrated in the now-legendary "Quarian Pounce Maneuver") is a physical affirmation of her confidence that Shepard is 'the one' for her; she's putting aside all her natural fears and worries because he has accepted her, despite being fragile, despite being alien, she's also a woman and he sees that before the mask. Also there may well be a touch of wanting to live up to expectations... we're not beyond acting a little out of character to impress someone, aliens are probably no different. Shepard's experienced, she isn't, and I'm positive that as a woman, part of her will want to impress, to measure up. Basically, she wants it, and knowing he does too... the red rag don't need waving at the bull anymore to get it to charge ;)

As for Jack, it's reversed. She is suddenly vulnerable because someone harbours those feelings for her. Any experience and assertion dissolves as Shepard initiates intimacy with her; because it's genuine, she's unsure, so she has a touch of the rabbit-in-the-headlights about it all. She lets him sweep her up, and I suppose in a way that makes it even better for Jack... it makes her feel like a 'real' woman; it allows her to feel normal. There's no need for pretence either; she doesn't have to hide her traumas under bravado (sexual violence does all kinds of damage to women - and men for that matter - that often takes a lot of mask-wearing to cover or function through in regards to intimacy) Jack is just being a woman - a truly naked one. It's scary and wonderful and the end result is... well... a sense she really can be free of all her emotional fetters with a man.

Shepard not only saves galaxies, but he's pretty good with hearts too :kissing:

I feel bad for Miranda... she opted for a probably very satisfying physically but nowhere near as soulful sport-**** on the engine room floor. She got the cheap seats in comparison to Jack and Tali :D

Actually, just going back to Tali for a second (and almost certainly incinerating the PG-13 rated nature of forums in general), I'm forced to wonder not only what alien skin feels like, but also scents and tastes. Human women have enough paranoia about things like that, Tali must seriously be going through the doubt-rollercoaster over that one - do I smell or taste or feel revolting to him? And no, I'm not just talking about... let's just say oral intimacy. That has to be one of the biggest psychological barriers in hypothetical sapient inter-species relationships; you might look pleasing to the eyes, but will something else conspire to screw up your already difficult relationship?

Enquiring adult minds ponder these things, Bioware. We're not just sickos, honest :innocent:

Modifié par Mondo47, 25 mars 2010 - 04:31 .


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Jackal904 wrote...

MHRazer wrote...

This is semi-on-topic:

http://us.akinator.c...s.akinator.com/[/url]

It correctly guessed Jack for me. I was stunned.


First time I was thinking of Jack and it guessed Jack. Second time I was thinking of Miranda and it guessed Jack again lol. Then I said it was too general and it asked me like four more questions then it correctly guessed Miranda. That's pretty creepy.

Edit: Alright that website is crazy. It just correctly guessed Wrex.

Edit 2: ...wow. It just correctly guessed the predator.


Damn, it just correctly guessed The Nameless One for me. Though I kind of saw the writing on the wall when it asked "Has the character lost his memory?" and "Does the character have many tattoos?" in successive questions.

Edit: It also correctly guessed Viconia, the Vault Dweller, Raistlin Majere (didn't even need all twenty questions for that), Earthworm Jim and Omega Red. Finally stumped it with the Guardian from the Ultima series (it guessed Diablo). Pretty darn impressive. 

Modifié par Booglarize, 25 mars 2010 - 05:01 .


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MHRazer wrote...

This is semi-on-topic:

http://us.akinator.com/

It correctly guessed Jack for me. I was stunned.


I tried tricking it once. It didn't work. Still guessed Jack... Stupid internet Genie... Posted Image