BobbyTheI wrote...
Anomen's a dead man.
That is all.
Hah... so true. The only thing that bugs me is that most of the dialogue options sound a wee bit too formal for Jack. I'm personally envisioning something along the lines of (spoiler-free for royclemens):
(
somewhere in Athkatla...)
Jack: So, what the **** is up with all these dildos we keep collecting? I mean ****, I don't even wanna know what you guys get up to while we're resting...
Jaheira (
somewhat confused): Those are wands of cloudkill... I am afraid I am unfamiliar with these “******” devices you speak of...
Jack: Yeah, whatever. You... uh... you may want to wipe that last one down, though...
Anomen: M'lady, if you would spare a moment, I have something urg-
Jack (
exasperated): Aw ****, not this again... Tell you what Annie, I'll strike you a deal. I'll sleep with you if you stop calling me “m'lady”. Seriously, you sound like a retard.
Anomen: I think you misread my int-
Jack: And as a bonus, I won't tell anyone you shave your chest.
(t
he entire party falls silent, Anomen looks around uncomfortably)
Jack: Whoops... ****. Alright, I won't tell anyone
else.
Viconia: You were right to put the fool in his place. Where I hail from, lowly males know better than to assert themselves so bluntly - they exist only to service the whims and pleasures of their female superiors.
Jack: ****, are you serious? Now
there's a system I could get behind...
Aerie: I... I don't mean to intrude, but... could we rest here for a moment? We've traveled for so long without pausing... and I'm afraid that weariness and hunger are beginning to take their toll...
Jack: You know, that's not such a bad idea. Now that you mention it, I'm ****ing starving myself. (
rummaging through pack) Let's see what we have here... don't know about you, but I could sure go for some wings...
(
Aerie bursts into tears and runs away, sobbing)
Jack: Huh? What the **** is her problem?
Modifié par Booglarize, 25 mars 2010 - 06:51 .