Epantiras wrote...
Dev1: "A Jack/Femshep romance? But everyone will say that she's a stereotyped character!"
Dev2: "Yes, but the priiiize!"
Dev1: "You're fired"
That needs a strip, Ep
Panel 1
Title - Inside the BioWare Brainstorming Sessions
Sub-Title - Episode 377: Love in a Women's Prison
Several BioWare bods are sitting around a board table, scattered papers and handouts in front of them. At the head of the table sits a stern-looking 'Head-Honcho'.
Head-Honcho: Right, point of discussion was the gender of Subject Zero... we had some feedback about making her bisexual last time...
Panel 2
Focus in on two BioWare bods: one looks pretty normal, the other like a bit of an as*hat with a stupid grin on his mug.
Joe Normal: A Jack\\Femshep romance? Come on, everyone'll say she's a complete stereotype then!
Barry A*shat: Yeah, but The Priiize!
Panel 3
Closeup of Barry A*shat, a startled expression on his face and a neat, bleeding hole in the middle of his forehead.
Sound - BLAM!
Panel 4
Panel showing the Head-Honcho, Barry and Joe. Joe has a shocked expression on his face, Barry is facedown on the desk, and the Head-Honcho is holding a smoking pistol.
Head-Honcho: Any other bright ideas?
Ok, joking aside, I've voiced my opinion on this one before now, but hey, I won't try to dictate terms to people. I'm personally glad she isn't depicted as bi in the game as it would be a merry dance into bisexual bad girl land and to me cheapen the character a little. I've nothing against bisexuality (believe me, I can't possibly
Besides, this way she's an unconventional love interest; not a typical movie pinup girl, but to have her come out as the conventional, ruggedly-handsome hero's love that always ends up with the conventional hot gal... that pisses all over Hollywood's chips right there
Modifié par Mondo47, 14 juin 2010 - 08:01 .





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