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[Pacifien]

Shepard has finished passing out the weapons.
Shepard: Okay, we just need to split up into two te--
Grunt: What is this?
Shepard: That's the gun, Grunt.
Grunt: It's plastic.
Shepard: Look, it doesn't need to be military gra--
Grunt crushes the plastic gun like plasticine.
Shepard: Dammit, Grunt! I have a deposit on--
Shepard gets smacked in the head with a yellow paintball. From a distance he hears Garrus yell "Headshot!"
Shepard: Goddammit, Garrus!
Shepard turns to the source of the paintball to see Mordin looking innocently at the trees. Before he can say anything else, he gets smacked in the family jewels with another paintball. He hears Jack give a congratulatory "Nice..." as Tali reloads. Grunt looks down upon his battlemaster with disappointment.
Grunt: Useless.

[Goat_Shepard]

Mondo47 wrote...
Califa Falls, 17:04 pm...
snp

Hahahah!! That was great So everyone adopts Urz, huh?

yorkj86 wrote...
I keep envisioning Bioware killing off Jack and other ME2 squadmates in a start-of-the-game cinematic, and it makes me so sad.

I think the ridiculous start to ME2 proves that we should expect anything. What Collider said is partly true, but most of those dossiers were there only for successfully surviving the Omega 4 relay.

Collider wrote...
I prefer the Hammerhead and it's current implementation to the bland and dull planet sidequests ME1 had with the Mako.

I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over THE TURBULENCE AS I WAS LANDING ON THE MOON!



Now someone needs to write a quickfic about Jack getting into the Mako for the first time and not knowing how it "deploys"

@Pacifien
l.o.l Aethyta needs to yell from out of nowhere "RIGHT IN THE QUADS!"

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 16 juillet 2010 - 05:50 .

[Jackal904]

Mondo47 wrote...

I just had this idea... I might do something more polished with it, but this is just the instant brain-reaction to it... i warn you, kinda silly

[snip]

Haha that was good . I honestly was not expecting the parents to be Jack and Shepard. At first I thought the kid's mother was Jack. It's funny to think that Jack would name her daughter Miranda. That quickfic made me think of a really old lady with DEATH tattood on her fingers, not specifically Jack, just any old lady .

Mondo47 wrote...

I should warn you, not everything I do is smiles and snuggles... you'll see soon enough...

Modifié par Jackal904, 16 juillet 2010 - 07:13 .

[Epantiras]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
@Pacifien
l.o.l Aethyta needs to yell from out of nowhere "RIGHT IN THE QUADS!"

Epantiras approves  +12

[Collider]

Pacifien wrote...

Collider wrote...
I prefer the Hammerhead and it's current implementation to the bland and dull planet sidequests ME1 had with the Mako.

See, that's not the fault of the Mako, that's the fault of level design.

Good because I agree.

I'd have no problem driving the Mako around a planet like Aite. Then I could actually get out of the vehicle, walk around a bit. Fire at the turrets for a bit before they completely blow me to hell.

I like the Hammerhead because it's a hovercraft and that will always be aweome. But the hovercraft abilities simply don't make up for the advantages of the Mako. They need to meld the two.

Also agreed. Had no problem with Mako on main mission planets. Elsewhere though - it was horrible.

[Mondo47]

I was lucky enough to have a sneaky peak at this a few days back now, and all I can say is I approve

I think it'd be a difficult bridge for wee Jack to cross, and one that would be seriously fraught (and let's not even get started on the can she, can't she debate), but I've seen it in real life; someone who was a wreck - a mess of anxiety and bad choices and things that can't be forgotten, and in my book not someone who should even have contemplated motherhood (and yeah, I know that's horribly judgemental of me, so humble pie table twelve, please) became a wonderful mother because that child changed everything. So maybe it's not so impossible.

And hey, who here doesn't wish happiness for Jack one day?

Though... a part of me does worry for any child growing up on the Normandy; uncle Grunt and uncle Garrus bringing seriously inappropriate presents with a maximum lethal range of 3.4 km, aunty Miranda teaching her vicious economics and business sense, grampa Mordin making sure she can't so much as catch a cold... and a mother teaching her never to quit or take sh*t from anyone, and a father that casually kills ancient mecha-gods from beyond the stars...

That kid is going to save the universe one day. Or rule it with an iron fist

[NICKjnp]

The first game Bioware put out was a mech game... a game about vehicle combat.

[SpiderFan1217]

NICKjnp wrote...

The first game Bioware put out was a mech game... a game about vehicle combat.

Ewww, gross. Mechs.

[NICKjnp]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...
I knew that potential-creepiness would be an issue, so I designed the concept for the picture to be as un-creepy as possible.

The pic is cute either way.

Mondo47 wrote...
That kid is going to save the universe one day. Or rule it with an iron fist ../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png

Let's just hope that cute little toddler doesn't have a little accident floating up there.  At that angle, it might get a little messy for Jack.

You don't think Jack would take off while nobody was looking and leave it for someone else to cleam up?

[NICKjnp]

Mondo47 wrote...

I was lucky enough to have a sneaky peak at this a few days back now, and all I can say is I approve

I think it'd be a difficult bridge for wee Jack to cross, and one that would be seriously fraught (and let's not even get started on the can she, can't she debate), but I've seen it in real life; someone who was a wreck - a mess of anxiety and bad choices and things that can't be forgotten, and in my book not someone who should even have contemplated motherhood (and yeah, I know that's horribly judgemental of me, so humble pie table twelve, please) became a wonderful mother because that child changed everything. So maybe it's not so impossible.

And hey, who here doesn't wish happiness for Jack one day?

Though... a part of me does worry for any child growing up on the Normandy; uncle Grunt and uncle Garrus bringing seriously inappropriate presents with a maximum lethal range of 3.4 km, aunty Miranda teaching her vicious economics and business sense, grampa Mordin making sure she can't so much as catch a cold... and a mother teaching her never to quit or take sh*t from anyone, and a father that casually kills ancient mecha-gods from beyond the stars...

That kid is going to save the universe one day. Or rule it with an iron fist

You forgot great-grandpa Wrex's war stories and granny Samara's bickering about little children doing what there were told.

One thing for certain.... that kid won't be able to dance.

Modifié par NICKjnp, 16 juillet 2010 - 11:39 .

[Mondo47]

NICKjnp wrote...

One thing for certain.... that kid won't be able to dance.

Unless it's through a hail of live weapons fire and coming through unscathed

[Mondo47]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Well, I was making the joke, because at that angle, the mess would probably be on Jack.  Either way though, Jack would be a responsible mommy I think.

Comes with the territory; pee and poop and puke. For some reason, it's not too bad when it's a kid. When it's a drunk partner, however... mild irritation

[NICKjnp]

Mondo47 wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

One thing for certain.... that kid won't be able to dance.

Unless it's through a hail of live weapons fire and coming through unscathed

Though I guess that is what Daddy's secretary is there for.... teaching baby Shepard how to dance like an Asari.

Modifié par NICKjnp, 16 juillet 2010 - 11:45 .

[NICKjnp]

Mondo47 wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Well, I was making the joke, because at that angle, the mess would probably be on Jack.  Either way though, Jack would be a responsible mommy I think.

Comes with the territory; pee and poop and puke. For some reason, it's not too bad when it's a kid. When it's a drunk partner, however... mild irritation

You know... I've never had to deal with pee and poo.... or puke really.  Mostly since I was usually the one who got wasted before anyone else in college.  Now... I don't drink.  Awful hangover while living in Italy and decided never ever to get drunk again.

[stormrain]

So my computer's harddrive destroyed itself or somesuch (not entirely sure). Which is why I've been gone for so long (not that I think anyone's noticed, I'm not a very active poster). I've borrowed a spare laptop from a friend, and just caught back up. As happy as I am to see this thread more active, reading through thirty-some pages at once was more tiring than I thought it'd be. Meh.

Anyway, enough about that. Epantiras' comic is made of Win, Mondo and Pacifien's quickfics brighten my day (I want moar), and york's Jack-as-a-mom pic is rather cute.

NICKjnp wrote...
The first game Bioware put out was a mech game... a game about vehicle combat.

You serious?  

Learn something new every day I guess.

[NICKjnp]

Captain Uccisore wrote...

So my computer's harddrive destroyed itself or somesuch (not entirely sure). Which is why I've been gone for so long (not that I think anyone's noticed, I'm not a very active poster). I've borrowed a spare laptop from a friend, and just caught back up. As happy as I am to see this thread more active, reading through thirty-some pages at once was more tiring than I thought it'd be. Meh.

Anyway, enough about that. Epantiras' comic is made of Win, Mondo and Pacifien's quickfics brighten my day (I want moar), and york's Jack-as-a-mom pic is rather cute.

NICKjnp wrote...
The first game Bioware put out was a mech game... a game about vehicle combat.

You serious?  

Learn something new every day I guess.

regarding your sig...

I don't know why Kings was cancelled... because I loved that show.

[stormrain]

NICKjnp wrote...
regarding your sig...

I don't know why Kings was cancelled... because I loved that show.

Glad to see another fan of the show. Admittedly, I have the hulu links in my sig as a not-so-subtle way of adverstisement, despite the fact that both shows were cancelled after a season because "not enough people watched them". Apparently 5 million fans aren't enough for NBC and Fox...

Whoops. Bordering on nerd rage territory now-- and I'm off topic. I'll shut up now.

[IndigoWolfe]

Anyone see this new artwork by Steve Goad over on DeviantArt?

[Goat_Shepard]

That baby has Jack's eyes. Idk if I've seen much "happy" fanart for Jack, mostly what I've come across is either badass or she's crying or something. That art truly made my day.

Jack: "Higher? You wanna go higher?" *evil grin*

As an aside, I've been meaning to watch Kings because of Ian McShane, sad to hear it went the way of Firefly my favorite TV show.

Aww wth, moar Jack;