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So, let's say that, during a mission where everybody is present, such as the suicide mission, Shepard's squad's translators go down. Not everyone speaks English, not the aliens and not the humans. What language does Jack speak? What about the other humans?  Be creative, make stuff up, if you want to.

Modifié par yorkj86, 25 juillet 2010 - 03:36 .


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I loved that Team Fortress/Mass Effect comic. The creepy Sheploo smile at the end was hilarious.

And Johnny, you are brave, but that motivational is damn funny Image IPB.

yorkj86 wrote...

So, let's say that, during a mission where everybody is present, such as the suicide mission, Shepard's squad's translators go down. Not everyone speaks English, not the aliens and not the humans. What language does Jack speak? What about the other humans?  Be creative, make stuff up, if you want to.


That would be a very interesting situation. I'm assuming Jack would speak english, I know that's not very creative but oh well. It would be funny if none of your alien crewmates could understand eachother and they'd all have to make weird gestures to try and communicate. But one thing I've always wondered is why doesn't "siha" and "boshtet" not get translated. I'm assuming 'siha' is 'girlfriend', and 'boshtet' is obviously 'b*tch'.

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Nice fic. I hope you continue with it. It would be interesting to read a fanfic that includes Jack's reaction to the Overlord mission. I have yet to see a fanfic about it.

Modifié par Jackal904, 25 juillet 2010 - 03:52 .


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I think that Jack might speak English or Russian. No reason, no justification, just two languages that popped in to my head.

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Jackal904 wrote...
@Pacifen

Nice fic. I hope you continue with it. It would be interesting to read a fanfic that includes Jack's reaction to the Overlord mission. I have yet to see a fanfic about it.

Well, ****. Goes to show just how *completely* out of it I've been today that I even forgot that I started the day by writing the fic. The day probably would have gone better if I had simply stuck to working on it instead of... anything else I did. :?

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yorkj86 wrote...
I think that Jack might speak English or Russian. No reason, no justification, just two languages that popped in to my head.

Every time I think about a galaxy with translation devices, I think the languages actually become so mixed with each other, you'd never recognize it as any language we speak today.

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I can see Jack doing rapidfire swearing in italian or Gaelic.

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No idea why, but reminds me of my father who can say "beer" and "where's the bathroom" in thirty languages. Though he says the word "beer" is universal enough. As is pissing on the wall outside the bar.

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axl99 wrote...

I can see Jack doing rapidfire swearing in italian or Gaelic.


Epantiras would get a kick out of the first one.

Also, a Jack pic, because we haven't had one posted in a while.

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Italian women, although quite gorgeous and magnifico, *clears throat* excuse me:D, are known for being short tempered.  So I can imagine Jack speaking Italian and hurling profanities and going into a tirade quite easily.

Modifié par JohnnyDollar, 25 juillet 2010 - 05:31 .


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Not really a true stereotype.

-edit...and to fill the void of screen caps...


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JohnnyDollar wrote...

Italian women, although quite gorgeous and magnifico, *clears throat* excuse me:D, are known for being short tempered.  So I can imagine Jack speaking Italian and hurling profanities and going into a tirade quite easily.


Is it wrong that my Shepard would anger her, just to hear her switch to Italian?

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adriano_c wrote...

Not really a true stereotype.

-edit...and to fill the void of screen caps...


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Very beautiful picture.   Best of all, it doesn't cover her eyes, and we still get to see her lips and her face.

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yorkj86 wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...
Italian women, although quite gorgeous and magnifico, *clears throat* excuse me:D, are known for being short tempered.  So I can imagine Jack speaking Italian and hurling profanities and going into a tirade quite easily.

Is it wrong that my Shepard would anger her, just to hear her switch to Italian?

Eh, every now and then is ok.^_^

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JohnnyDollar wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...
Italian women, although quite gorgeous and magnifico, *clears throat* excuse me:D, are known for being short tempered.  So I can imagine Jack speaking Italian and hurling profanities and going into a tirade quite easily.

Is it wrong that my Shepard would anger her, just to hear her switch to Italian?

Eh, every now and then is ok.^_^


We need to get Epantiras to write us a Jack-appropriate, expletive-filled tirade in Italian, so that Mondo could put it in a quickfick where Jack's translator breaks.

Modifié par yorkj86, 25 juillet 2010 - 06:11 .


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I can assist on more screencaps, that is unless you folks are tired of mine.

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yorkj86 wrote...
We need to get Epantiras to write us a Jack-appropriate, expletive-filled tirade in Italian, so that Mondo could put it in a quickfick where Jack's translator breaks.

That would be pretty neat.  I wonder how that comic is coming along.

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I always have assumed that English would keep the role it has now as a sort of lingua franca of humanity. This isn't that far in the future after all. I could definitely see Jack as knowing how to curse in several languages though.Image IPB

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I always have assumed that English would keep the role it has now as a sort of lingua franca of humanity. This isn't that far in the future after all. I could definitely see Jack as knowing how to curse in several languages though.Image IPB


Depends upon where Jack's been, to pick up languages like that.  For this fanfic, we would assume she's been around Italian-speakers.

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JohnnyDollar wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...
We need to get Epantiras to write us a Jack-appropriate, expletive-filled tirade in Italian, so that Mondo could put it in a quickfick where Jack's translator breaks.

That would be pretty neat.  I wonder how that comic is coming along.


Jack:  Che cazzo fai?  Sono venuta per distrugere questo posto.  Lo vuole ricominciare!
Shepard:  Jack.. I'm canadian and I don't speak Italian.  What are you saying?
Jack: Va fanculo Shepard!  Sei un pezzo di merda!
Shepard:  Image IPB... I have no idea what you are saying.
Jack:  Si vede... sei stupido come lui.  Non importa... distrugiamo la base e lo lasciamo qui.
Shepard:Image IPB... what the hell just happened?

Modifié par NICKjnp, 25 juillet 2010 - 07:25 .


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Some spelling mistakes in your curses...!

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adriano_c wrote...

Some spelling mistakes in your curses...!


Sorry... they didn't cover how to spell "parolacce" in my Italian courses when I was in Italy.

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Tsk, someone was slacking. Where did you study?

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adriano_c wrote...

Tsk, someone was slacking. Where did you study?


Florence.

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Okay place. I'm originally from Villamar (50 km north of Cagliari).

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NICKjnp wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...
We need to get Epantiras to write us a Jack-appropriate, expletive-filled tirade in Italian, so that Mondo could put it in a quickfick where Jack's translator breaks.

That would be pretty neat.  I wonder how that comic is coming along.


Jack:  Che cazzo fai?  Sono venuta per distrugere questo posto.  Lo vuole ricominciare!
Shepard:  Jack.. I'm canadian and I don't speak Italian.  What are you saying?
Jack: Va fanculo Shepard!  Sei un pezzo di merda!
Shepard:  Image IPB... I have no idea what you are saying.
Jack:  Si vede... sei stupido come lui.  Non importa... distrugiamo la base e lo lasciamo qui.
Shepard:Image IPB... what the hell just happened?


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If she did that in game, how long do you think it'd take for one to intentionally respond?
Because if it were me, I'd have Shepard staring at her, blank faced, for about at least 30 minutes, or so.
Oh yeah. In my spare time, and boredom, I ended up writing a few bloopers/parodies of some of the moments in ME. They were supposed to have moments from both 1 and 2, but it ended up with just 2.

The entire purpose of informing you guys about it is to let you know that the first of all seven begins with Shepard and Jack. But feel free to check out the others, if you want -- I'd appreciate the feedback.