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[achegal]

Can´t really imagine Jack listening to classical music. I think some metal stuff fits better xD especially during a fight...

[Occams Razor 17]

Jackal904 wrote...

achegal wrote...

Maybe just her unique version of the radio

Lol maybe it's just a very futuristic ipod? I wonder what music she would listen too. I'm betting she's a fan of classical...

I figured it was a catch-all auditory device; cell phone, radio, ipod, etc, rolled into one.  

[Mondo47]

In a couple of John Courtnay Grimwood's cyberpunk novels, people have internal soundtrack creators built into their brains; music created to suit all events of life in case you download experiences and sell them to tv networks... very popular with contract killers, hitmen, assassins, anyone in the military and immersion-game addicts.

His books had intelligent handguns too... aiming, ammo-spec, target-evaluation and a sense of humour all in one neat, .50 cal package... In the Future - Everyone will be Shep!

Modifié par Mondo47, 12 mars 2010 - 09:40 .

[Jackal904]

achegal wrote...

Can´t really imagine Jack listening to classical music. I think some metal stuff fits better xD especially during a fight...

Ha ya I was just kidding. I bet she would listen to some Dethklok, they kick ass. There's nothing like rock'n out to Thunderhorse while blast'n ****es with a shotty.

[grayfox4000]

Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

[BobbyTheI]

grayfox4000 wrote...


Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

*clears throat*

Tali:  Oh, Shepard, I'm so shy and vulnerable!  If only I weren't so useless without you around to constantly bail me out of trouble that I would have no hope of dealing with myself!  I'm the epitome of a Faux Action Girl, so it makes sense that I'm madly in love with you! Because heaven knows you don't have to talk to me or actually try to connect with me on an emotional level to make me love you; you just have to stand around looking heroic, and I'll fall at your feet. Isn't this a love story for the ages? A heroic exemplar of courage, and a huggable plush toy!

(Let it be noted again that I LIKE Tali.)

[stormrain]

BobbyTheI wrote...
*clears throat*

Tali:  Oh, Shepard, I'm so shy and vulnerable!  If only I weren't so useless without you around to constantly bail me out of trouble that I would have no hope of dealing with myself!  I'm the epitome of a Faux Action Girl, so it makes sense that I'm madly in love with you! Because heaven knows you don't have to talk to me or actually try to connect with me on an emotional level to make me love you; you just have to stand around looking heroic, and I'll fall at your feet. Isn't this a love story for the ages? A heroic exemplar of courage, and a huggable plush toy!

(Let it be noted again that I LIKE Tali.)

I like Tali too. But grayfox had it coming. Troll should go back to his bridge.

[Mondo47]

Or we can all go back a page and read the grim reality of loving the alien

Harmless self-promotion? Moi?

[royceclemens]

I hereby nominate BobbyTheI for the American detrolling team for the 2012 London Olympic Games.  I'm serious, he's like really good at that.

Of course this whole outburst gave me an idea about how Tali will be handled in ME3... Which I can't say anywhere on the internet , for fear of getting flamed within an inch of my life.  Then said inch will be taken.

But I can see Jack listening to classical.  If Alex DeLarge can dig on Beethoven.

Modifié par royceclemens, 12 mars 2010 - 10:58 .

[Jackal904]

BobbyTheI wrote...

grayfox4000 wrote...


Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

*clears throat*

Tali:  Oh, Shepard, I'm so shy and vulnerable!  If only I weren't so useless without you around to constantly bail me out of trouble that I would have no hope of dealing with myself!  I'm the epitome of a Faux Action Girl, so it makes sense that I'm madly in love with you! Because heaven knows you don't have to talk to me or actually try to connect with me on an emotional level to make me love you; you just have to stand around looking heroic, and I'll fall at your feet. Isn't this a love story for the ages? A heroic exemplar of courage, and a huggable plush toy!

(Let it be noted again that I LIKE Tali.)

Aaaaw snap! Someone just got served!

@Grayfox4000

Your sig is the creepiest **** I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if you had a folder on your desktop labeled "Tali Porn."

Modifié par Jackal904, 12 mars 2010 - 11:14 .

[hawat333]

BobbyTheI wrote...

grayfox4000 wrote...
blah blah
 

retaliation

Aaand the Oscar goes to BobbyTheI!

[Epantiras]

achegal wrote...

Can´t really imagine Jack listening to classical music. I think some metal stuff fits better xD especially during a fight...

I bet she listens to Ludwig Van ;-)  (Clockwork orange reference).


BTW hey Jackolytes, I've got a Jack fan art for you... WITH HEARTS AND UNICORNS! <3

Modifié par Epantiras, 12 mars 2010 - 11:40 .

[Mondo47]

royceclemens wrote...

But I can see Jack listening to classical.  If Alex DeLarge can dig on Beethoven.

I'll see if I can find that old pic of me dressed up as Alex... it's quite an ensemble; four distaff droogs loitering with malcontent outside a bar. And our Dim was an ex-amateur power lifter... scary gal

Epantiras wrote...
BTW hey Jackolytes, I've got a Jack fan art for you... WITH HEARTS AND UNICORNS! [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie] [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

That is pure win

Modifié par Mondo47, 12 mars 2010 - 11:26 .

[gneissguy2003]

double post, wheeeeeeee!

Modifié par gneissguy2003, 12 mars 2010 - 11:23 .

[gneissguy2003]

royceclemens wrote...

I hereby nominate BobbyTheI for the American detrolling team for the 2012 London Olympic Games.  I'm serious, he's like really good at that.

Of
course this whole outburst gave me an idea about how Tali will be
handled in ME3... Which I can't say anywhere on the internet , for fear
of getting flamed within an inch of my life.  Then said inch will be
taken.

But I can see Jack listening to classical.  If Alex DeLarge can dig on Beethoven.

If
there's even ONE place on the interwebs you could post what you're
thinking, it's in this thread. Go ahead, Bobby and Co. got your back. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/policeman.png[/smilie]

Epantiras wrote...

achegal wrote...

Can´t really imagine Jack listening to classical music. I think some metal stuff fits better xD especially during a fight...

I bet she listens to Ludwig Van ;-)  (Clockwork orange reference).


BTW hey Jackolytes, I've got a Jack fan art for you... WITH HEARTS AND UNICORNS! <3

I love you... like, a whole lot.

[Booglarize]

Epantiras wrote...

achegal wrote...

Can´t really imagine Jack listening to classical music. I think some metal stuff fits better xD especially during a fight...

I bet she listens to Ludwig Van ;-)  (Clockwork orange reference).


BTW hey Jackolytes, I've got a Jack fan art for you... WITH HEARTS AND UNICORNS! <3

I cannot even begin to describe the awesomeness of this. 

[royceclemens]

Okay, gneissguy. Here goes...



Will we get to see Tali's face in ME3?



Yes.



During her death scene.



Which isn't to say that Tali doesn't have the option of living, but you won't see her face if she makes it to the end.



I'm not trolling any Tali fans by saying this. I'm just not underestimating BioWare's capacity for sadistic cruelty. This is not beyond the pale for these folks.



Annnnnnd back on topic.

[Jackal904]

Epantiras wrote...

Lmfao that is great. It pretty much defines this thread. I love the pink flying pony assuming direct control .

[Firmijn]

Epantiras wrote...

BTW hey Jackolytes, I've got a Jack fan art for you... WITH HEARTS AND UNICORNS! <3

Shepard with ALL my favorite ME characters, not a single one more, not a single one less.
This is pure win.

[Geth Knight]

I imagine Jack with a flyswatter. A bigass biotic flyswatter.

[MHRazer]

Epantiras wrote...
BTW hey Jackolytes, I've got a Jack fan art for you... WITH HEARTS AND UNICORNS! <3

That is spectacular. Assuming direct control unicorn is awesome, the giant yellow eyes just make it perfect. 

[Geth Knight]

This one makes me giggle:

[Anoleis]

LOL, my two favorite things--video games and classical music.

Jack's theme music in my head: Chopin's Nocturne no. 20 performed by Ciccolini while she was on Pragia. Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata third movement performed by Kempff for her currently.



I have classical songs for all my squadmates..lol

[Anoleis]

BobbyTheI wrote...

grayfox4000 wrote...


Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

*clears throat*

Tali:  Oh, Shepard, I'm so shy and vulnerable!  If only I weren't so useless without you around to constantly bail me out of trouble that I would have no hope of dealing with myself!  I'm the epitome of a Faux Action Girl, so it makes sense that I'm madly in love with you! Because heaven knows you don't have to talk to me or actually try to connect with me on an emotional level to make me love you; you just have to stand around looking heroic, and I'll fall at your feet. Isn't this a love story for the ages? A heroic exemplar of courage, and a huggable plush toy!

(Let it be noted again that I LIKE Tali.)

LOL, that made my day.  --and I also like Tali

[Azint]

BobbyTheI wrote...

grayfox4000 wrote...


Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

*clears throat*

Tali:  Oh, Shepard, I'm so shy and vulnerable!  If only I weren't so useless without you around to constantly bail me out of trouble that I would have no hope of dealing with myself!  I'm the epitome of a Faux Action Girl, so it makes sense that I'm madly in love with you! Because heaven knows you don't have to talk to me or actually try to connect with me on an emotional level to make me love you; you just have to stand around looking heroic, and I'll fall at your feet. Isn't this a love story for the ages? A heroic exemplar of courage, and a huggable plush toy!

(Let it be noted again that I LIKE Tali.)

Ahem.

But still, trolling is so petty.

Don't ****** in the fountain others are drinking from.