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[BobbyTheI]

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

[Jackal904]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

Lmao you're pretty good at that stuff. I like the end, "You're friends in Cerberus are into some nasty things."

[Mondo47]

Azint wrote...

BobbyTheI wrote...

grayfox4000 wrote...


Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

*clears throat*

Tali:  Oh, Shepard, I'm so shy and vulnerable!  If only I weren't so useless without you around to constantly bail me out of trouble that I would have no hope of dealing with myself!  I'm the epitome of a Faux Action Girl, so it makes sense that I'm madly in love with you! Because heaven knows you don't have to talk to me or actually try to connect with me on an emotional level to make me love you; you just have to stand around looking heroic, and I'll fall at your feet. Isn't this a love story for the ages? A heroic exemplar of courage, and a huggable plush toy!

(Let it be noted again that I LIKE Tali.)

Ahem.

But still, trolling is so petty.

Don't ****** in the fountain others are drinking from.

Trolls... I love the way some of them seem to think we're going to do more than sass them once and give them the flamewar they think will make them feel significant or that we'll all just curl up and cry because they've managed to master the art of purile humor. To use a great Grant Morrison quote from The Invisibles (another comic book series - one that will change your life for the better, trust me on that, and the one responsible for me having a bit of a thing for transvestites *ahem*)

"We'll swallow your poison and ****** it out as champagne."

[axl99]

Could work on the timing and cutting a little, but gawd... That's a lot of audio.

[BobbyTheI]

Yeah, I tried to space things out a little bit more than I did the last time, but it still does come off clipped at times.  I actually kinda rushed through the "dirty" part this time because I knew trying to cobble together a romantic scene at the end would be a lot more fun.  The two characters' dialogues with Shepard actually meshed pretty well.

God, it just occurred to me... if the Miranda folks freaked out when somebody implied that she and Jacob had a relationship before, I can't imagine what THIS would do to them. 

[Mondo47]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

Shep banging on the door did it for me... totally lost it there

[Mondo47]

BobbyTheI wrote...

Yeah, I tried to space things out a little bit more than I did the last time, but it still does come off clipped at times.  I actually kinda rushed through the "dirty" part this time because I knew trying to cobble together a romantic scene at the end would be a lot more fun.  The two characters' dialogues with Shepard actually meshed pretty well.

God, it just occurred to me... if the Miranda folks freaked out when somebody implied that she and Jacob had a relationship before, I can't imagine what THIS would do to them. 

If this was to somehow find its way into their little teaparty... I think I'd be willing to bear your children 

Actually, on second thoughts, don't... do we really want to have to lower the tone in here dealing with the inevitable torch-wielding mob?

Modifié par Mondo47, 13 mars 2010 - 05:14 .

[Azint]

BobbyTheI wrote...

God, it just occurred to me... if the Miranda folks freaked out when somebody implied that she and Jacob had a relationship before, I can't imagine what THIS would do to them. 

I was always under the impression that they did.

Modifié par Azint, 13 mars 2010 - 05:15 .

[Booglarize]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

Nicely done. Hope there's a compilation of these available at some point.

[stormrain]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

You owe me a new keyboard. Along with a can of pepsi.

Azint wrote...
I was always under the impression that they did.

Jacob: ...It got a little close, then really far apart...

That line always made me think so. He says it when you press him about his history with Miranda.

[Booglarize]

Mondo47 wrote...

If this was to somehow find its way into their little teaparty... I think I'd be willing to bear your children 

Actually, on second thoughts, don't... do we really want to have to lower the tone in here dealing with the inevitable torch-wielding mob?

Speaking of torch-wielding mobs, I vote that Bobby get to work (if he isn't already) on one involving Tali. Possibly with Legion. 

[stormrain]

Oh God, I don't think I'd be able to handle that one. It'd be too much.


...do it...

Modifié par Captain Uccisore, 13 mars 2010 - 05:30 .

[Azint]

Booglarize wrote...

Speaking of torch-wielding mobs, I vote that Bobby get to work (if he isn't already) on one involving Tali. Possibly with Legion. 

Oh I would love to see that. Can't speak for the rest of us, though.

[gneissguy2003]

God, I feel so late to the party, but I just listened to both of those audio files you did, Bobby.

And let me tell you, my ribcage now hurts.

[Jackal904]

Azint wrote...

BobbyTheI wrote...

God, it just occurred to me... if the Miranda folks freaked out when somebody implied that she and Jacob had a relationship before, I can't imagine what THIS would do to them. 

I was always under the impression that they did.

So is everyone else. But for some reason the people in the Miranda fan thread go nuts when someone mentions it.

[Azint]

Jackal904 wrote...

So is everyone else. But for some reason the people in the Miranda fan thread go nuts when someone mentions it.

I'm tempted to ask now...

[Anoleis]

Jackal904 wrote...

Azint wrote...

BobbyTheI wrote...

God, it just occurred to me... if the Miranda folks freaked out when somebody implied that she and Jacob had a relationship before, I can't imagine what THIS would do to them. 

I was always under the impression that they did.

So is everyone else. But for some reason the people in the Miranda fan thread go nuts when someone mentions it.

Thats weird, I don't get why they would be upset over that..It's not like he ended up with her..
Maybe if Shep doesn't romance her in ME2, then her and Jacob will be back together come ME3.

Modifié par Anoleis, 13 mars 2010 - 09:03 .

[BobbyTheI]

It's just the horror, the abject horror, that the virginal Miranda Lawson they pictured might actually be... *gasp* Jacob "the priiiiiize" Taylor's sloppy seconds.

Good thing we don't have hangups like that, because we'd be like Dante in Clerks with that stuff.  "37?  What, in a row?"

[Anoleis]

That makes me wonder about Tali also...wonder if she has got jiggy with anyone back on the flotilla before ME1....she probably didn't because she is younger..but who knows:devil:

Did I just quote Will Smith..

[Mkrgross]

Ya they are trying to turn Miranda into a delicate flower, and here I thought we had Tali to fill that role. Huh

[Mkrgross]

Tali says she never trusted anyone enough to link suits with, I doubt she did the nasty.

[Jackal904]

Azint wrote...

Jackal904 wrote...

So is everyone else. But for some reason the people in the Miranda fan thread go nuts when someone mentions it.

I'm tempted to ask now...

Just to ******'m off even more, post in there how you think Miranda and Niket also had sex . I guess they just want to convince themselves that somehow a 35 year old genetically perfect female with large "assets" has never had anyone before their Shepard.

[iNixiRir]

grayfox4000 wrote...


Jack: "**** YOU, **** ME, **** THiS! Nothing matters! I'm 75% naked with tattoos and practically no regard for human life! Fear me... and pretend you're surprised when I'm eventually vulnerable and crying. I'm so broken. ****! Get away from me! Wait, don't... I dunno... ****!"

Shoo! You're making the normal Tali fans look bad..

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And I thought it was pretty obvious that Miranda and Jacob had sex but it never worked out. But then again, I played ME: Galaxy so  .
But who cares, as long as my Shepard doesn't get space aids from someone I'm cool with everything  .

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Btw, something that really got to me was when Jack told that story on the Citadel. I really really felt bad for her afterward. She's been through so much and never really trusted someone.

[Mondo47]

I just played Miranda and Jack again...

"Yes, ma'am, Commander-Ma'am!"

I have a couple of friends who I keep thinking of when I hear this, I'm gonna have to send it to them... it's unpleasantly like having a glass to the wall in places...

Modifié par Mondo47, 13 mars 2010 - 04:32 .

[Epantiras]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

*facepalm*

well I actually lol'd, especially when Shepard comes in. Now I need to listen to the Shepard/Zaeed one