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[Mondo47]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

The more I listen to it, the more it reminds me of a comedy version of this scene from Bound...

www.imdb.com/title/tt0115736/quotes

I suppose Jack is kinda like Corky

[royceclemens]

Only fans of this particular character can inspire such wacky anti-fanart.



Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

[Firmijn]

Love the audio edits!

Lets buy Bobby a beer ^^

[BobbyTheI]

Originally , I was planning my next to be FemShep/Grunt, but the Tali/Legion thing has me intrigued. From what I've heard so far, though, Tali would pretty much have to carry the show: Legion may be an interesting character, but his lines really don't lead to too much multiple interpretations.  Folks like Grunt, Jack, and Zaeed are a lot easier to use, because they're "that's what she said"ing all over the place. 

I wish I could stray beyond the 13 squadmates and include folks like Joker and Kelly, but they're missing one key element: combat groans and grunts.  I keep thinking maybe I'll come up with a funny idea that's NOT boning-related, but so far I'm coming up empty. 

I should probably start my own thread for this instead of keeping on doing this here, but I gotta feeling it'd probably be shut down as spam.

[Geth Knight]

Could always do Tali/Jack.

[BobbyTheI]

Geth Knight wrote...

Could always do Tali/Jack.

Now there's a challenge: Jack sleeps her way through the entire Normandy crew.  It would sure keep it all on-topic, wouldn't it? 

[Firmijn]

Right on topic! It would be like.... sharing our love for Jack with the rest! (of the crew)

[Jackal904]

This thread is getting weird...

Modifié par Jackal904, 14 mars 2010 - 12:52 .

[Geth Knight]

Spreadin' the Jack love. One squad member at a time.

[Firmijn]

Maybe better to skip Kelly.. We wouldnt want the suicide mission to fail because the whole crew has scale itch

[BobbyTheI]

What have I gotten myself into?

I'm currently listening to this set of audio files over and over again, trying to identify each screamer because it's JUST so damn exploitable!  

[adriano_c]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

Pretty funny.

[Mondo47]

Firmijn wrote...

Maybe better to skip Kelly.. We wouldnt want the suicide mission to fail because the whole crew has scale itch

Urz would do anything for Pyjak-Strips!



I personally think Urz prefers peanut butter though...

Modifié par Mondo47, 14 mars 2010 - 12:46 .

[Noilly Prat]

BobbyTheI wrote...

So, um...

I did another audio edit.  This one's a little more... on-topic. 

Ha!  That was great.  For some reason, I especially loved this little exchange:

"That's bull****!"

*sigh* "No... I don't think it is."

[Jackal904]

In an attempt to get this thread back on topic. Assuming Jack is a squadmate in ME3 (please BioWare ), what are some specific things you would like to see happen with Jack or change with Jack? Basically make stuff up that you would like to happen with Jack in ME3 or ME2 DLC.

[BobbyTheI]

Jackal904 wrote...

In an attempt to get this thread back on topic. Assuming Jack is a squadmate in ME3 (please BioWare ), what are some specific things you would like to see happen with Jack or change with Jack? Basically make stuff up that you would like to happen with Jack in ME3 or ME2 DLC.

As I've said before: change, but not TOO much change.  She's become a member of a team now (and potentally found a friend/lover in Shepard) and as a result is more willing to let her guard down a bit.  But at the same time, personal growth like that should come slow, and she'll still have a lot of her old personality traits.  Still cussing up a storm, still not afraid to speak her mind and call somebody an ass if they are, but at the same time more willing to show some kindness on occasion.  So softer, without being totally chickified.

More specifically... hmm.  Well, continuing the relationship with Shepard if that option was taken, obviously.  Jack needs to come back just so I can see her square off against Ashley and Liara, for all those cheaters.  If there are still specific character missions in the third one, maybe somebody comes around to arrest her for a past crime, and you have to figure out how to handle the situation.

[Mondo47]

Jackal904 wrote...

In an attempt to get this thread back on topic. Assuming Jack is a squadmate in ME3 (please BioWare ), what are some specific things you would like to see happen with Jack or change with Jack? Basically make stuff up that you would like to happen with Jack in ME3 or ME2 DLC.

I'd like to have something to find out who Jack was before the experiments began - where the little girl came from. But more basically, I just want the girl to have a little happy in her life... plain and simple. Just a shot at normal. If they take the tragi-romance angle and do something with the neural degeneration, I'll cry, and be very angry they relegated Jack to being the game's puppy to just keep kicking. People with that much negative **** deserve a break. And if Shep has to die (in some kind of huge heroic sacrifice ending thing), Jack should die with him - so he wouldn't be another man leaving her to pick up the pieces... a big 'ol Romeo & Juliet in Hell ending (you get bonus points for getting the horror movie reference there).

My dream happy ending though would be Jack and Shep still out there in space, kickin' ass and taking names... it's about as settled-down as those two could manage and won't involve scary things that really have no place in a game like this; things like wedding dresses and babies

Respectfully my dear, when we do wander off topic, it's never for long and it always makes folk smile

[Jackal904]

BobbyTheI wrote...

Jack needs to come back just so I can see her square off against Ashley and Liara, for all those cheaters.

Oh man I'm so looking forward to that confrontation in ME3. I can imagine Ashley will say something like, "You're taking this crazy tattoo'd **** over me?" And then Jack will say, "Excuse me? What the **** did you just say?!" And then I'll sit back and watch the cat fight ensue.

If there are still specific character missions in the third one, maybe somebody comes around to arrest her for a past crime, and you have to figure out how to handle the situation.

I have been thinking about this for a long time. I really hope this happens because I would love to see this. Or instead of someone coming to arrest her, it's someone coming to get payback for something she did a while ago. But I won't hesitate to **** that person up if it happens.

Modifié par Jackal904, 14 mars 2010 - 04:41 .

[Geth Knight]

What if the mission was about clearing Jacks name? Like she is being accused of a crime she didn't do?



Jack: I did *NOT* blow up that ship! I mean I was planning on it, but ****** I would get any valuables first!

[Jackal904]

Geth Knight wrote...

What if the mission was about clearing Jacks name? Like she is being accused of a crime she didn't do?

Jack: I did *NOT* blow up that ship! I mean I was planning on it, but ****** I would get any valuables first!

Haha ya I don't think that would be quite as easy and proving Tali innocent of treason though. Tali didn't have a criminal record that could choke an elephant.

I would imagine the conversation would go something like:
 
Jack: "Ok I did destroy that space station, and that trade vessel, and I did kill all those people that one time, and I did destroy that colony, and I did steal all that element zero... but I did NOT steal gum from the Citadel. You gotta believe me!"

Policeman: "Ya..... you're under arrest."

Jack: "Oh well I guess I have to kill you then."

[Ilzairspar]

I'm actually wondering if cheating to romance Jack might have negative consequences. You know, make her doubt since, you know, you've already cheated once before why not again.



better hope for that high Paragon score to talk yourself out of it just in case ;-)

[Jackal904]

Ilzairspar wrote...

I'm actually wondering if cheating to romance Jack might have negative consequences. You know, make her doubt since, you know, you've already cheated once before why not again.

better hope for that high Paragon score to talk yourself out of it just in case ;-)

Well it isn't really "cheating" since the whole thing on Horizon is kind of a forced mutual breakup. But either way I brought Jack with me on Horizon so she already knows .

[Ilzairspar]

Jackal904 wrote...

Ilzairspar wrote...

I'm actually wondering if cheating to romance Jack might have negative consequences. You know, make her doubt since, you know, you've already cheated once before why not again.

better hope for that high Paragon score to talk yourself out of it just in case ;-)

Well it isn't really "cheating" since the whole thing on Horizon is kind of a forced mutual breakup. But either way I brought Jack with me on Horizon so she already knows .

someone had to play devils' avocate to Ashley...don't know why I decided it was me though. 

[Valdrane78]

I would have liked her more if her alternate attire came with hair, th ebald look doesn't do it for me. Also, I liked her better as the **** from hell than the whinny little girl!

[BobbyTheI]

Oh, man.

As bad as the whole "rejecting Jack in the final scene" line was to listen to... I found one worse:  a dying, romanced Jack during the suicide mission.

"Too many of 'em. I knew I'd get hit on this job. I was too happy. Too happy with you..."

The pain I'm going through to make these sound compilations, people...