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[netfire_]

Fount this online, thought I would share it. Whom ever this woman is she is brilliant.

http://www.cosplay.com/costume/327881/

[zewuok]

"This hurts you. " (sorry, been waiting to use that quote for some time now)
Call me sadistic, but I did it so nobody else has to withstand it.
The horror, the horror.

EDIT: To turn your attention from that horrible picture, I bring more. This time a pleasant one.

Modifié par zewuok, 05 février 2011 - 01:38 .

[SlottsMachine]

Breaking off the romance with Jack just before Omega 4 reminds me of that simpsons episode where Lisa breaks up with Ralph. You can see her heart break right about.........now.

[SlottsMachine]

In Zewuok's screencap even Shep's facial animation makes him look like a douche.

[PiEman]

GeneralSlotts193 wrote...Garrus: YOU talked to him? You didn't kill him or toss him around some? Wow. Shepard, I think your relationship with her is starting to work.

Jack: **** you cat-lizard!

I love this part 

Slightly paraphrased for Maximum Lulzitude.

Also, my Jack Pic contribution (as stolen from the ME2 Screencap Blog):

[White_Buffalo94]

I think she would be one of the best looking ME2 girls if she had hair.

[zewuok]

@GeneralSlotts193  Yeah, he kinda looks like that from time to time. Been trying to make a decent looking MShep, but the static face in the creator can fool you and by the time you notice his douchebagness it's too late.
Anyway, I will refrain from posting traumatic pictures here, 'cause Jack already pointed me the door

Modifié par zewuok, 05 février 2011 - 02:09 .

[Mondo47]

Must be like living with kids...

I just had this thought and I had to share before I pass out dead. I have this mental image, a freeze-frame, that captures how childish I imagine Jack and Grunt together can get... there's Shepard, looking exasperated, hand to the back of his neck, while Miranda rails at him angrily, waving her hands about gesturing wildly at a toothbrush in her other hand... and at the other side of the image are Jack and Grunt doubled up laughing.

Somehow, I think because she never had a childhood, and Grunt isn't exactly mature or known for restraint, at times living with them would be infuriating for a good 50% of the crew... bouts of immaturity that produce potentially hazardous pratical jokes, unpleasant spats of revenge, occasional games of back-and-forth like the whole Jack & Miri standoff. And I can see Jack egging him on like an easily-influenced little brother. Life would never be dull on the Normandy, but if you're not Jack and Grunt, I can't see it being easy.

I'm now off to sleep with a grin on my face

Modifié par Mondo47, 05 février 2011 - 02:12 .

[thesnake777]

@mondo47 I can see Jack and Grunt hanging out and pulling pranks on the rest of the Normandy crew, in fact I'm pretty sure that the rest of the crew would avoid the engine deck if either of them got there hands on any new weapons.



I also sways saw Jack and Zaheed getting along pretty well.

[Confused_Shepard]

I just had the conversation with Jack about Pragia and recruited Tali. I had Jack & Garrus on Haestorm. Was playing hardcore and their defeated the colossus by themselves partly because it was too busy attacking an invisible man.
I wish I could convince Tali & Jack to team up and airlock Miranda or something
THEIR HATE IS STRONG

Also, what was your reaction on reading Jack's Shadow Broker file?
I myself was deeply disturbed. I dreaded the thought if Jack found out.
She would tear the universe apart just to find the ILLUSIVE MAN

Modifié par Confused_Shepard, 05 février 2011 - 06:46 .

[Epantiras]

Confused_Shepard wrote...
Also, what was your reaction on reading Jack's Shadow Broker file?

My first thought was "WOW Bioware is really reading this topic, we wanted to know Jack's origins and her age and THEY TOLD US!!!"

When I read her poem and the reports about her internet behaviour... well, I facepalmed because it made her look like an "emo who thinks she can do poetry but fails" mixed with a forum troll... two kinds of people I don't like much :-P

[LiquidGrape]

Epantiras wrote...

When I read her poem and the reports about her internet behaviour... well, I facepalmed because it made her look like an "emo who thinks she can do poetry but fails" mixed with a forum troll... two kinds of people I don't like much :-P

Aw, well, I rather liked the entry describing her submission to the poetry newsletter. I just love the idea of Jack being someone trying to express herself artistically.
I remember axl wrote a lovely little fan fic on the subject.

[zewuok]

I agree with Epantiras on Jack's poem. It has the feeling of "I'm a teenager and nobody understands me", although I know that the latter may be true for Jack. I'm not a huge fan of poetry and I prefer axl's vision of Jack and art.

[disconnect7]

Dicey1 wrote...

@thesnake777 Yeah I'm sure Jack and Zaheed would get along well too; I took Zaheed on Jack's rescue mission and he made comments similar to Grunt's (can't remember what exactly). 

A litle late to the party, but Zaeed calls Jack a "hell of a girl". He also says he could have used a crazy **** like that on one of his missions . I think Jack and Zaeed would get along well, they're both badass and make no apologies for who they are.

[Confused_Shepard]

Agreed. The poem was a bit odd. Maybe if it was a real heartfelt but depressing/sad poem like something Percy Shelley would write. But I appreciate the writer's efforts.



I keep saying this but Cerberus disgusts me to the core especially after knowing that Jack was stolen from her mother. I'm angry that we can't call out the Illusive man on anything whether Akuze, Jack or Overlord.

[axl99]

Definitely not an Expel 10 fan, because by the time people have heard of them, it's not cool anymore.



She might go for Quarian ballads and various fusion genre mashups. I like to think Jack has an old soul, and is a complete audiophile music snob. I'd imagine she'd be going through a catalogue of music from the 1600s and on while reading passages from Jules Verne novels on a datapad.



And then prescribing Garrus a MUST LISTEN BEFORE YOU DIE playlist for his headset.

[Confused_Shepard]

She would enjoy classic rock. Real old school stuff.

Maybe Beethoven (Clockwork Orange reference)

[CroGamer002]

Did I post it before?




lol



No Miranda bashing please.

Modifié par Mesina2, 05 février 2011 - 07:32 .

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

^ Hehehe! I never took Miranda with me on Jack's RM, always Garrus and Mordin.

And I loved the convo with Shep Jack and Garrus on the previous page. Especially seeming though I can totally see that happening.

As for Jack's poem? I didn't like it either, I don't think it suited her personality to submit a poem to a public domain for everyone to see. I didn't think she would want people seeing into her private feelings, anonymously sent or not.