We got any Star Trek fans here? They've had a few shows about the mirror Universe. TOS, DS9, Enterprise, and I'm not sure about Voyager. Anyway, I thought it would be interesting if someone wrote a little fanfic about the ME mirror universe. I'm no writer, but what the heck.
As the Normandy turns...in the Dark Mirror Chapter 1.The Normandy is bombarding an Asari held settlement. Shepard lights up a cigar. He blows out a big cloud of smoke.
Cmdr: Don't stop until all life signs are 0 Joker. Understood?
Joker: Yes Cmdr. he he he.
Joker hits a few buttons on the console and pulls up a captured video feed of the settlement in ruins.
Joker: No life signs left Cmdr. *Joker grins*
Shepard: Good. Finish it off with the new bio ordinance. We won’t have to worry about the Asari trying to inhabit this planet for a couple of hundred years. He he he.
Joker: Aye aye sir!
Shepard’s comm unit goes off.
Tali: Cmdr., could you please come down here?
Cmdr: I’m busy, what the hell do you want?
Tali: I think it would be easier if you just came down here.
Cmdr: This better be important Tali. The Doc just finished her modifications with the torture chamber. I would hate to have to test it on you.
Shepard takes the elevator down to the Engineering deck. He walks into Engineering and hears screaming from down below.
Cmdr: What the hell is that?
Tali: That’s what I called you about.
Shepard walks down the steps below Engineering. Jack has Miranda’s wrists and ankles handcuffed to the wall. Jack’s yelling at Miranda.
Jack: When did you bring it on board?!
Miranda: I told you I didn’t.
Jack: *slaps Miranda* Wrong answer princess.
Cmdr: What the hell is going on down here?
Jack: The princess won’t admit that she brought the scale itch on board after our last port stop.
Miranda: It’s be..
Jack: *Jack slaps Miranda harder* I told you to only speak when you're spoken to.
Cmdr: Jack…what’s that in your hand?
Jack: He he he. Wouldn’t you like to know. *Jack grabs Shepard’s crotch and licks the side of his face* *Jack whispers in his ear* Maybe I’ll show you later.
Cmdr: *Shepard grins* You better be in the right mood this time.
Shepard turns away and starts walking up the stairs
Miranda: Cmdr.! What about me, I ha…
Jack: *Jack slaps Miranda again* I see I'm going to have to train you to listen cheerleader!
Shepard: Have fun Jack.
Jack: He he he. See you in a few hours.
Jack pulls an instrument out of the box from under her bed.
to be continued…. maybe...
What do you guys think? Remember it's in the mirror universe.
Modifié par JohnnyDollar, 20 février 2011 - 03:16 .