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[android654]

You're missing out so much by not ogling at people.

Miranda hair? I'll pretend you didn't say that.

[Turneyvore]

Andaius20 wrote...

How... how the hell do you have Tali in Purgatory? Are you a sorceress?

[Goat_Shepard]

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 24 avril 2011 - 11:05 .

[Goat_Shepard]

android654 wrote...

You're missing out so much by not ogling at people.

Miranda hair? I'll pretend you didn't say that.

I so did

EDIT: The guy's description is so full of win.

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 24 avril 2011 - 11:16 .

[android654]

My phone went blind.

[Goat_Shepard]

android654 wrote...

My phone went blind.

So have you all discussed the possibility of Jack returning even if you didn't do her loyalty mission? She says once this is done she will "go killing", so is there a chance she'll return and help even if the only favor you did was bust her out of prison? I'm referring to the metagaming and story-line reasoning.

[Ninjapino]

@Goat_Shepard I....I don't know what to think of that picture....it's disturbing in a way....

I keep seeing the Tali fans on this forum being called "Talimancers".....got me thinking, do the Jack fan's have a nickname I'm just missing? Jack Pack, maybe?

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Ninjapino, 25 avril 2011 - 12:28 .

[spirosz]

Ninjapino wrote...

@Goat_Shepard I....I don't know what to think of that picture....it's disturbing in a way....

I keep seeing the Tali fans on this forum being called "Talimancers".....got me thinking, do the Jack fan's have a nickname I'm just missing? Jack Pack, maybe?

www.youtube.com/watch

That video is beyond epic

[Gethforceone]

Ninjapino wrote...

@Goat_Shepard I....I don't know what to think of that picture....it's disturbing in a way....

I keep seeing the Tali fans on this forum being called "Talimancers".....got me thinking, do the Jack fan's have a nickname I'm just missing? Jack Pack, maybe?

www.youtube.com/watch

I believe we settled on "Jackolyte".

[Gethforceone]

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Modifié par Gethforceone, 25 avril 2011 - 12:43 .

[Goat_Shepard]

Gethforceone wrote...

Ninjapino wrote...

@Goat_Shepard I....I don't know what to think of that picture....it's disturbing in a way....

I keep seeing the Tali fans on this forum being called "Talimancers".....got me thinking, do the Jack fan's have a nickname I'm just missing? Jack Pack, maybe?

www.youtube.com/watch

I believe we settled on "Jackolyte".

Indeed, but I feel auspiciously drawn to "Jack Pack" now for some reason

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 25 avril 2011 - 01:16 .

[Ninjapino]

Lol, I'm voting for Jack Pack.

[SlottsMachine]

yorkj86 wrote...

This heresy must be stomped out. It's been Jackolytes since page 100...ish.

Witches I tell ya. Burn them........Burn them all.

[royceclemens]

It's been Jackolyte since at least page 50. I know because that's when I started posting here... And I coined "Jackolyte."

[SlottsMachine]

royceclemens wrote...

It's been Jackolyte since at least page 50. I know because that's when I started posting here... And I coined "Jackolyte."

Very modest I see.

[royceclemens]

Well, I tried suggesting "Cameltovians" to the Miranda thread. They... were not happy.

[Confused-Shepard]

 There is this one piece of dialog from Batman Forever that I would love to say to Jack to make her stay

Wayne: Then it will happen this way: you make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why.

Oh and I hope to god during the trial they don't bring up Jack in an acusatory way. 
Just give me a reason and the Reapers won't be the only thing trying to kill you.

Modifié par Confused-Shepard, 25 avril 2011 - 07:44 .

[GodWood]

Confused-Shepard wrote...
Oh and I hope to god during the trial they don't bring up Jack in an acusatory way. 

Why not?
I think it'd be sh*t funny

[Andaius20]

Jack rocking the boat.

Another line from Tali, durning Jack's recruitment.

[Epantiras]

Confused-Shepard wrote...

 There is this one piece of dialog from Batman Forever that I would love to say to Jack to make her stay

Wayne: Then it will happen this way: you make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why.

That is... awesome :-) that quote might redeem the movie itself. Maybe

[Mondo47]

GodWood wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...
Oh and I hope to god during the trial they don't bring up Jack in an acusatory way. 

Why not?
I think it'd be sh*t funny

Actually, I'm with GodWood on this one. It'd be like one of those old legal memodramas from the 30's...

The Prosecution: ... and not to mention that all this time you've been working for a known terrorist organisation, you've been running around the galaxy with one of the most dangerous convicts in Council history -

The Defense: Objection! Irrelevant!

The Judge: Overruled.

The Prosecution:  - a woman who costitutes a terrorist organisation of one based on her established criminal record. Hijacking, kidnapping, extortion, wanton destruction of military property, stellar piracy, traffiking of illegal chemicals and narcotics, robbery, grand theft, and enough counts of premeditated murder to have killed this courtroom a dozen times over! Members of the jury, what does this say about Commander Shepard's moral fibre now?

Jack suddenly bolts upright from her chair, manacle chains rattling.

Jack: F*ck you. Sure he's moral. We cuddle! Lots! And he never lets his hands slip down south in public -

There are gasps of shock from the gallery. Shepard puts his head on the desk with a thump.

Jack: - that's... just for... in private.

Jack awkwardly sits back down.

Miranda: Smoooooth...

Shep: Jack. Please. Stop helping.

[Confused-Shepard]

Mondo47 wrote...

GodWood wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...
Oh and I hope to god during the trial they don't bring up Jack in an acusatory way. 

Why not?
I think it'd be sh*t funny

Actually, I'm with GodWood on this one. It'd be like one of those old legal memodramas from the 30's...

The Prosecution: ... and not to mention that all this time you've been working for a known terrorist organisation, you've been running around the galaxy with one of the most dangerous convicts in Council history -

The Defense: Objection! Irrelevant!

The Judge: Overruled.

The Prosecution:  - a woman who costitutes a terrorist organisation of one based on her established criminal record. Hijacking, kidnapping, extortion, wanton destruction of military property, stellar piracy, traffiking of illegal chemicals and narcotics, robbery, grand theft, and enough counts of premeditated murder to have killed this courtroom a dozen times over! Members of the jury, what does this say about Commander Shepard's moral fibre now?

Jack suddenly bolts upright from her chair, manacle chains rattling.

Jack: F*ck you. Sure he's moral. We cuddle! Lots! And he never lets his hands slip down south in public -

There are gasps of shock from the gallery. Shepard puts his head on the desk with a thump.

Jack: - that's... just for... in private.

Jack awkwardly sits back down.

Miranda: Smoooooth...

Shep: Jack. Please. Stop helping.

That's brilliant! 
However I imagine Jack being strapped to one of those Hanibal Lector style tables. I can imagine there being a huge scuffle and controversy involving her. Though I even doubt she would be present unless hiding somewhere. Thankfully the Reapers arrive to save the day!

Alliaince Officer: What the hell Shepard? Running around with that disgusting rat of a woman?
Jack: All right you son of a ****! Time for a biotic enema!!!
Shepard: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN!!!

Harbinger: HERE'S HARBY!!
Shepard: Oh thank god!
Harbinger: 

I'll say this though. She's a tough gal but not invulnerable. They could very easily capture her and put her in some prison. I HAVE SAVED THE GALAXY TWICE YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSES, I can date whoever I want and am not to be judged. The worst part is that if Miranda is alive I can totally see her hand Jack over to the authorities once Shepard's trial begins. Ashley would hate her as well. 

Realistically I doubt anything like this will happen except for a few condescending comments from Khalisah Bint Sin Al Jilani. Also, how would Jack interpret someone being overyly protective of her? Falttered or insulted?

Jack: You think I'm some damsel in distress waiting for some big hero? Maybe the bucket or the cheerleader but not me!

Hey! Virmire Survivor is a Spectre now!! Very good way to re-introduce both! Epic battle between Kaidan & Jack.
Ashley would be hanging upside down begging for mercy though...

Modifié par Confused-Shepard, 25 avril 2011 - 11:53 .

[Goat_Shepard]

I haven't laughed this hard in months. It's obvious I need to see more comedies (or funnier ones)

@royceclemens
I must see that, but my google-fu failed.