*salutes*Funkcase wrote...
Well im off for a bit, i expect this thread to be at 200 pages when i get back =)
We'll do our best sir! Unless you'll be back in a half-hour or something: cuz then we're screwed.
*salutes*Funkcase wrote...
Well im off for a bit, i expect this thread to be at 200 pages when i get back =)

*bows* Thank you, thank you.DarthRic wrote...
That one actually made me loldrunken pyromaniac wrote...
Well, I don't think "Hey baby, let me occupy your Shanxi." will work so well.DarthRic wrote...
Hmm what chat up line do you think would work on Ash?BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
What? That doesn't work? So that is why...*rambles on to himself for a while*.
Put it this way, us ladies came to the conclusion that we would hit liver failure before we fell for this chat up line BLEURGH!
BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Well, I don't think "Hey baby, let me occupy your Shanxi." will work so well.DarthRic wrote...
Hmm what chat up line do you think would work on Ash?BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
What? That doesn't work? So that is why...*rambles on to himself for a while*.
Put it this way, us ladies came to the conclusion that we would hit liver failure before we fell for this chat up line BLEURGH!
Hehe! You should totally try that for real and if any girl actually knows what ur on about u know you've found her!
Erm whats aff.net?Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
Doug84 wrote...
BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Well, I don't think "Hey baby, let me occupy your Shanxi." will work so well.DarthRic wrote...
Hmm what chat up line do you think would work on Ash?BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
What? That doesn't work? So that is why...*rambles on to himself for a while*.
Put it this way, us ladies came to the conclusion that we would hit liver failure before we fell for this chat up line BLEURGH!
Hehe! You should totally try that for real and if any girl actually knows what ur on about u know you've found her!
Or if you wanna be more romantic...
You: "This one is ready to tell you its soul name"
Her:
You:![]()
Adultfanfiction.netDarthRic wrote...
Erm whats aff.net?Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
BECC4 wrote...
Doug84 wrote...
BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Well, I don't think "Hey baby, let me occupy your Shanxi." will work so well.DarthRic wrote...
Hmm what chat up line do you think would work on Ash?BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
What? That doesn't work? So that is why...*rambles on to himself for a while*.
Put it this way, us ladies came to the conclusion that we would hit liver failure before we fell for this chat up line BLEURGH!
Hehe! You should totally try that for real and if any girl actually knows what ur on about u know you've found her!
Or if you wanna be more romantic...
You: "This one is ready to tell you its soul name"
Her:
You:![]()
Or if she hasn't heard of ME (maybe if she has)
Her:
You:
*whispers*BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*whispers*BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
I'm secretly a craven coward IRL.
*ashamed*
Is the offer open to all?BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
Errol Dnamyx wrote...
Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
found it. i´m so proud...
DarthRic wrote...
Is the offer open to all?BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
j/k
Badpie wrote...
You are a dirty person with a filthy mind! I can't even speak to you anymore! ....uh...feel free to review. :innocent:Errol Dnamyx wrote...
Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
found it. i´m so proud...
Badpie wrote...
Errol Dnamyx wrote...
Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
found it. i´m so proud...
You are a dirty person with a filthy mind! I can't even speak to you anymore! ....uh...feel free to review. :innocent:
BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*whispers*BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
I'm secretly a craven coward IRL.
*ashamed*
WUSS!
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*whispers*BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
I'm secretly a craven coward IRL.
*ashamed*
WUSS!
Errol Dnamyx wrote...
Badpie wrote...
Errol Dnamyx wrote...
Badpie wrote...
Look at this thread. Tossed in the gutter. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. My my you are a naughty bunch. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
...by the way I wrote a naughty Ash story. I won't link it here but if you're 18+ you can find it on aff.net.
....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
found it. i´m so proud...
You are a dirty person with a filthy mind! I can't even speak to you anymore! ....uh...feel free to review. :innocent:
Im kind of busy right now...
*wipes eyes*BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*whispers*BECC4 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
to BECC4
I should take a camera with me; their faces would be priceless!
I dare you to do it! I would def exchange those pics for a real pic of my boobs!
I'm secretly a craven coward IRL.
*ashamed*
WUSS!
Awwwww *hugs pyro* it's ok sweetie, I'll protect you
I actually watched that for the first time a few weeks ago, can't believe she didn't play the game before commenting on itLakeshowAD1986 wrote...
Badpie that was some good work! That's the kind of content I would expect in the original ME by the way FOX news reacted to it a few years back