Fine, fine, where you want it?Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Don't make me get my gun.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Yeah, yeah, just wait till they show her eating a banana in ME3. You'll see.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Come on dude! My single Shep is all over Jack like a monkey on a cupcake. Look at the lips, the cheekbones, the eyebrows, except for the tats and being bald she is quite classically beautiful!Doug84 wrote...
Badpie wrote...
And I'm a woman who can acknowledge the attractiveness of Ash to men.... well...and to me.
Indeedie. But by the same token, some men are attracted to Jack - I don't understand, but it works for them.
Look at the scalp and the tattoos!
*eye twitches and he goes for the brain bleach* Make the burning stop!
If it works faster than the brain bleach, go for it!
The 'official' Ashley Williams support thread
#5351
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:28
#5352
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:28

No Ash hugs on this page...very wrong!
Plus...

...this get's a thumbs up!
#5353
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:29
Also regarding Jack, I have to agree with drunken pyromaniac. I've always had a thing for the "hard on the outstide, soft on the inside" archtype, and Jack is one of the best i've ever seen (Not to mention the fact that she's gorgeous). My main Shep was very nearly swayed to her near the end, that is, until I found out about the Ash Picture Scene. There was no way I was missing that.
#5354
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:32
Thanks, I too like the whole breaking down barriers thing. I specifically made a single Shepard to romance Jack when she was revealed.Mike2640 wrote...
So I kinda skipped the last, oh, 200 pages or so of this topic, so I hope you'll forgive me if this has been said before, but Ash just rocks. Period.
Also regarding Jack, I have to agree with drunken pyromaniac. I've always had a thing for the "hard on the outstide, soft on the inside" archtype, and Jack is one of the best i've ever seen (Not to mention the fact that she's gorgeous). My main Shep was very nearly swayed to her near the end, that is, until I found out about the Ash Picture Scene. There was no way I was missing that.
#5355
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:33
Thanks for being the dutiful one. The rest of us are just having too much fun.LakeshowAD1986 wrote...
No Ash hugs on this page...very wrong!
Plus...
...this get's a thumbs up!
#5356
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:35
LakeshowAD1986 wrote...
No Ash hugs on this page...very wrong!
Plus...
...this get's a thumbs up!
*completely forgets what he was talking to pyro about and drools slightly*
#5357
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:35
#5358
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:36
#5359
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:37
BECC4 wrote...
My god we've not even left yet and I've drunk a bottle of wine and some champagne, I'm gonna die, I need an ash hug because I'm suffer tomorrow!
Here you go
#5360
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:39
Meh, lightweight.BECC4 wrote...
My god we've not even left yet and I've drunk a bottle of wine and some champagne, I'm gonna die, I need an ash hug because I'm suffer tomorrow!
#5361
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:44
#5362
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:45
BECC4 wrote...
My god pyro I can do whips and chains but a bottle and we're not even out?! U r a masocist! If that Jacob look a like shows up god help me I doubt I'll b concious enough to run!
*is tempted to do a 'PRIZZE' joke but decides not to cus he's nice like that.
#5363
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:46
Don't forget your pepper spray! Is that still legal inthe UK?BECC4 wrote...
My god pyro I can do whips and chains but a bottle and we're not even out?! U r a masocist! If that Jacob look a like shows up god help me I doubt I'll b concious enough to run!
#5364
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:48
#5365
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:48
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Don't forget your pepper spray! Is that still legal inthe UK?BECC4 wrote...
My god pyro I can do whips and chains but a bottle and we're not even out?! U r a masocist! If that Jacob look a like shows up god help me I doubt I'll b concious enough to run!
(Wikipedia claims) No. Only for the police.
Modifié par Doug84, 06 mars 2010 - 09:49 .
#5366
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:50
#5367
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:52
Uh, just so you know your creepy skills might have the opposite effect.BECC4 wrote...
Yeah but it doesn't fit in my little bad so I'll have to hope my creepy skill is on full power!
to Doug
Ah the benefits of being American. *smug grin*
#5368
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:54
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Uh, just so you know your creepy skills might have the opposite effect.BECC4 wrote...
Yeah but it doesn't fit in my little bad so I'll have to hope my creepy skill is on full power!
to Doug
Ah the benefits of being American. *smug grin*
Higher murder and crime rates? Expensive health care if you can afford it?
#5369
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:56
We outnumber you five to one, of course we have more crime than you. Health care you got me on. I didn't mean to start a fight.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Uh, just so you know your creepy skills might have the opposite effect.BECC4 wrote...
Yeah but it doesn't fit in my little bad so I'll have to hope my creepy skill is on full power!
to Doug
Ah the benefits of being American. *smug grin*
Higher murder and crime rates? Expensive health care if you can afford it?
#5370
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:57
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
We outnumber you five to one, of course we have more crime than you. Health care you got me on. I didn't mean to start a fight.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Uh, just so you know your creepy skills might have the opposite effect.BECC4 wrote...
Yeah but it doesn't fit in my little bad so I'll have to hope my creepy skill is on full power!
to Doug
Ah the benefits of being American. *smug grin*
Higher murder and crime rates? Expensive health care if you can afford it?
I meant per person.
Murders:
US: 0.042802 per 1,000 people
UK: 0.0140633 per 1,000 people
#5371
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 09:58
#5372
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 10:00
Look, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. I'm not in the mood for a dick measuring contest. I'm sorry I got you riled.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
We outnumber you five to one, of course we have more crime than you. Health care you got me on. I didn't mean to start a fight.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Uh, just so you know your creepy skills might have the opposite effect.BECC4 wrote...
Yeah but it doesn't fit in my little bad so I'll have to hope my creepy skill is on full power!
to Doug
Ah the benefits of being American. *smug grin*
Higher murder and crime rates? Expensive health care if you can afford it?
I meant per person.
Murders:
US: 0.042802 per 1,000 people
UK: 0.0140633 per 1,000 people
#5373
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 10:03
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Look, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. I'm not in the mood for a dick measuring contest. I'm sorry I got you riled.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
We outnumber you five to one, of course we have more crime than you. Health care you got me on. I didn't mean to start a fight.Doug84 wrote...
drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Uh, just so you know your creepy skills might have the opposite effect.BECC4 wrote...
Yeah but it doesn't fit in my little bad so I'll have to hope my creepy skill is on full power!
to Doug
Ah the benefits of being American. *smug grin*
Higher murder and crime rates? Expensive health care if you can afford it?
I meant per person.
Murders:
US: 0.042802 per 1,000 people
UK: 0.0140633 per 1,000 people
????
What?
Ok...I didn't realise you thought I was being aggressive over that... I'll leave it then.
BECC4 wrote...
Oh man I really am screwed, if my creepy
skill doesn't have the desired effect I haveno idea what to do, I shall
have to rely on my girl friends to save me *sigh* I'm stuffed aren't I?
Well.. hopefully not.
#5374
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 10:07
#5375
Posté 06 mars 2010 - 10:07
Well if all else fails I'll just b mean, women have it as a built in defense :-p




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