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[drunken pyromaniac]

Hepzi3 wrote...

At first, I did not have a problem with an ME movie.

Then, I realized just ONE of the colossal problems facing it.

Who dies on Virmire? Does Wrex survive? Does Ashley die? Does Kaidan die?There is no way to sugar coat those problems.

If they make Ash and Kaidan live, fans of the game would cry foul.

Does Shepard romance anyone? Does Shepard romance Ash? Does Shepard romance Liara and Ash?(That would probably win it an Emmy....)

Its impossible. There is no way they could do a movie without butchering the game.

Also, Hello ladies and gentlemen/Hanar.

Not to mention the thing would probably be directed by Uwe Boll and we all know his "masterpieces".

[Doug84]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Hepzi3 wrote...

At first, I did not have a problem with an ME movie.

Then, I realized just ONE of the colossal problems facing it.

Who dies on Virmire? Does Wrex survive? Does Ashley die? Does Kaidan die?There is no way to sugar coat those problems.

If they make Ash and Kaidan live, fans of the game would cry foul.

Does Shepard romance anyone? Does Shepard romance Ash? Does Shepard romance Liara and Ash?(That would probably win it an Emmy....)

Its impossible. There is no way they could do a movie without butchering the game.

Also, Hello ladies and gentlemen/Hanar.

Not to mention the thing would probably be directed by Uwe Boll and we all know his "masterpieces".

Pyro! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Doug84 wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Hepzi3 wrote...

At first, I did not have a problem with an ME movie.

Then, I realized just ONE of the colossal problems facing it.

Who dies on Virmire? Does Wrex survive? Does Ashley die? Does Kaidan die?There is no way to sugar coat those problems.

If they make Ash and Kaidan live, fans of the game would cry foul.

Does Shepard romance anyone? Does Shepard romance Ash? Does Shepard romance Liara and Ash?(That would probably win it an Emmy....)

Its impossible. There is no way they could do a movie without butchering the game.

Also, Hello ladies and gentlemen/Hanar.

Not to mention the thing would probably be directed by Uwe Boll and we all know his "masterpieces".

Pyro! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Modifié par drunken pyromaniac, 11 mars 2010 - 09:26 .

[Doug84]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Hepzi3 wrote...

At first, I did not have a problem with an ME movie.

Then, I realized just ONE of the colossal problems facing it.

Who dies on Virmire? Does Wrex survive? Does Ashley die? Does Kaidan die?There is no way to sugar coat those problems.

If they make Ash and Kaidan live, fans of the game would cry foul.

Does Shepard romance anyone? Does Shepard romance Ash? Does Shepard romance Liara and Ash?(That would probably win it an Emmy....)

Its impossible. There is no way they could do a movie without butchering the game.

Also, Hello ladies and gentlemen/Hanar.

Not to mention the thing would probably be directed by Uwe Boll and we all know his "masterpieces".

Pyro! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Very good, cleanse it with the fire!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Doug84 wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Hepzi3 wrote...

At first, I did not have a problem with an ME movie.

Then, I realized just ONE of the colossal problems facing it.

Who dies on Virmire? Does Wrex survive? Does Ashley die? Does Kaidan die?There is no way to sugar coat those problems.

If they make Ash and Kaidan live, fans of the game would cry foul.

Does Shepard romance anyone? Does Shepard romance Ash? Does Shepard romance Liara and Ash?(That would probably win it an Emmy....)

Its impossible. There is no way they could do a movie without butchering the game.

Also, Hello ladies and gentlemen/Hanar.

Not to mention the thing would probably be directed by Uwe Boll and we all know his "masterpieces".

Pyro! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Very good, cleanse it with the fire!

*does his happy dance around the burning corpse*
*chanting* Burn! Burn! Burn!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Jesus tapdancin' Christ it's quiet in here!

[Funkcase]

Hey all, where's  the Ash hugs at? Wait here's one now!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Funkcase wrote...

Hey all, where's  the Ash hugs at? Wait here's one now!

Hello! *waves*
Come on in, we're just having a barbecue!

[drunken pyromaniac]

*sigh*
*fiddles with his thumbs*

[Kabraxal]

*still catotonic from the war*

[drunken pyromaniac]

Kabraxal wrote...

*still catotonic from the war*

*Trys to revive with Ash Hugs*

Modifié par drunken pyromaniac, 11 mars 2010 - 10:35 .

[Funkcase]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

*still catotonic from the war*

*Trys to revive with Ash Hugs*

The best medication you can find

[Kabraxal]

*stirs*



O... boobs... cleavage.... licking............was I in heaven?

[drunken pyromaniac]

nevermind

Modifié par drunken pyromaniac, 11 mars 2010 - 10:43 .

[drunken pyromaniac]

Kabraxal wrote...

*stirs*

O... boobs... cleavage.... licking............was I in heaven?

There you are! Yes, I think you may have been.

[Funkcase]

Another quite day today?

[drunken pyromaniac]

Funkcase wrote...

Another quite day today?

Very. We had a Uwe Boll barbeque earlier but hardly anyone came.

[Kabraxal]

I didn't want to be corrupted!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Kabraxal wrote...

I didn't want to be corrupted!

Little late for that ain't it?

[Kabraxal]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

I didn't want to be corrupted!

Little late for that ain't it?

Ash love is not a corruption!  Uwe Boll movies however... actually, I never saw one.  So hah!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Kabraxal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

I didn't want to be corrupted!

Little late for that ain't it?

Ash love is not a corruption!  Uwe Boll movies however... actually, I never saw one.  So hah!

You still could've come and watched him burn!

[Kabraxal]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

I didn't want to be corrupted!

Little late for that ain't it?

Ash love is not a corruption!  Uwe Boll movies however... actually, I never saw one.  So hah!

You still could've come and watched him burn!

But I was there, in the shadows... waiting for my chance for revenge! 



Didn't you notice the shirtless Kaidan plushy I strapped to your belt?

[Funkcase]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Funkcase wrote...

Another quite day today?

Very. We had a Uwe Boll barbeque earlier but hardly anyone came.

That explains it then, that guy is a poison that destroy's everything he can touch. If he got his hands on ME i will have to assemble a team of mercs

[Errol Dnamyx]

Uwe Bolls movies are a gift to humanity you madmen!



Ash is #1.

[drunken pyromaniac]

Kabraxal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Kabraxal wrote...

I didn't want to be corrupted!

Little late for that ain't it?

Ash love is not a corruption!  Uwe Boll movies however... actually, I never saw one.  So hah!

You still could've come and watched him burn!

But I was there, in the shadows... waiting for my chance for revenge! 



Didn't you notice the shirtless Kaidan plushy I strapped to your belt?

I...err...was naked while setting him on fire. After all, don't want your clothes to be set ablaze!