Brijenieve wrote...
Einea wrote...
Brijenieve wrote...
Einea, I thought we settled this - Kaidan's MINE! hahaa
Aaaaand I went right into the gutter with what you said, Shadow. RIGHT in to the gutter. 

*sigh* That's right... I lost the Kaidan battle. I'm just gonna go hang out with Joker and spy on everyone, then. He's good for the gossip!
And why on earth did you ever leave the gutter? 
Hahaha I like that you don't even argue.
If I didn't have Kaidan as an option, I'd be all over Joker - even now, he's a pretty great consolation prize, I think. His sense of humor is awesome, and he also seems to actually care about Shepard (re: after Horizon conversation) and how she's doing... Now to cure those brittle bones...
*shields this from the Tali fans*
Personally, I think Tali/Joker would be cute. She has the suit issue, he has the bone issue... problem solved. Much less pressure there!
Besides, it will keep Joker from spying on Shep's time with Ash/Kaidan/less significant LIs

. I just know he has a pre-Ilos recording hidden somewhere that needs burning!