ComTrav wrote...
Rathias0114 wrote...
Lol. Their poor daughter. She would be gorgeous, but no one would want to date her.
And that is how it shall stay until my Shepard is dead, thank you very much.
No way I'm letting some hooligan go out with my daughter unless he's a proven war hero - or until Miranda berates me.
I'll remember to check "War Hero" in my character creation background.
Now, Spacer, Earthborn, or Colonist?
Ragged edge of disaster, mate.

Oh man, imagine the first dinner.
Shep - "So Johnny.. you've been treating my daughter well. Tell me, how is the sex?"
Johnny - "Oh, man, it's-"
*evil Shepard glare*
Johnny - "Non-existent."
Shep - "Good, good. You know.. the first time I laid with my wife was on the eve of a suicide mission."
*Shep looks across the table to Miranda, smirking.*
Shep - "Let me tell you.. if you ever get the chance to have at it in an engine room - go for it buddy."
Daughter - "Dad!"
Shep - "What!? Not like he'd be going after it with YOU... unless he wants to end up spaced. Do you know what that feeling is like, Johnny?"
Johnny - "N-no, sir."
Shep - "I -do-."