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[westful]

Rathias0114 wrote...



Ragged edge of disaster, mate.

Oh man, imagine the first dinner.

Shep - "So Johnny.. you've been treating my daughter well. Tell me, how is the sex?"
Johnny - "Oh, man, it's-"
*evil Shepard glare*
Johnny - "Non-existent."
Shep - "Good, good. You know.. the first time I laid with my wife was on the eve of a suicide mission."
*Shep looks across the table to Miranda, smirking.*
Shep - "Let me tell you.. if you ever get the chance to have at it in an engine room - go for it buddy."
Daughter - "Dad!"
Shep - "What!? Not like he'd be going after it with YOU... unless he wants to end up spaced. Do you know what that feeling is like, Johnny?"
Johnny - "N-no, sir."
Shep - "I -do-."

That was epic Rath, especially the last line

[Titan98RG]

JobacNoor wrote...

I think it's safe to say Shepard could possibly be the most intimidating father-in-law EVER.

especially a renegade shepard with terminator eyes.

[AccursedOdin]

JobacNoor wrote...

I think it's safe to say Shepard could possibly be the most intimidating father-in-law EVER.

Yeah, I'm postive that there'd be absolutely no way to impress him, on top of that.

[shinobi602]

You guys haven't met my father in law <_<

[Rathias0114]

Kidding me?



I'd be more intimidated of a calm, cool Shepard who'd ask that one question that would make you sweat buckets than a glowy, eyed jerk.

[AccursedOdin]

shinobi602 wrote...

You guys haven't met my father in law <_<

Did he stop a Reaper invasion?



.....Just sayin'..

Modifié par AccursedOdin, 10 février 2010 - 08:57 .

[MegWithAMouth]

JobacNoor wrote...

I think it's safe to say Shepard could possibly be the most intimidating father-in-law EVER.

I don't know. I think Miranda would be just as intimidating, if not more.

Shepard: So, are you serious about our daughter?
Johnny: No. I mean, yes! Of course. I'm serious. We're serious.
Shepard: I hope not TOO serious.
Johnny: No, I mean, we've only kissed and stuff. I mean, not stuff. We...
Shepard: See this gun? Don't make me use it.
Johnny: Uh.. Um.. No, sir. I... Please.
Miranda: Don't worry, Johnny... I'll slam your head through BOTH of those walls before he even has a chance to grab that gun.
Johnny: *gulp*

[shinobi602]

AccursedOdin wrote...

Did he stop a Reaper invasion?

His lack of humor could probably stop a Reaper invasion <_<

[Alan Rickman]

I can just see him calmly describing in vivid detail to "Johnny" what it feels like to slowly die while drifting in space, just so he knows what awaits him should he not be back with Shepard's daughter by midnight.

[AccursedOdin]

shinobi602 wrote...

AccursedOdin wrote...

Did he stop a Reaper invasion?

His lack of humor could probably stop a Reaper invasion <_<

My condolences, man..

[shinobi602]

lmao you guys are hilarious. Keep em coming. Poor Johnny.

[Alan Rickman]

Meet the Shepards - starring Robert De Niro as Commander Shepard

[Rathias0114]

MegWithAMouth wrote...

JobacNoor wrote...

I think it's safe to say Shepard could possibly be the most intimidating father-in-law EVER.

I don't know. I think Miranda would be just as intimidating, if not more.

Shepard: So, are you serious about our daughter?
Johnny: No. I mean, yes! Of course. I'm serious. We're serious.
Shepard: I hope not TOO serious.
Johnny: No, I mean, we've only kissed and stuff. I mean, not stuff. We...
Shepard: See this gun? Don't make me use it.
Johnny: Uh.. Um.. No, sir. I... Please.
Miranda: Don't worry, Johnny... I'll slam your head through BOTH of those walls before he even has a chance to grab that gun.
Johnny: *gulp*

*Miranda and Johnny cleaning up dinner while Shep and the daughter go for a "talk"*

Miranda - "So how goes school, Johnny?"
Johnny - "It goes well, Mrs. Shepard."
Miranda - "That's good to hear. Are you an honor student.. ?"
Johnny - "I.. uh.. no."
*Miranda nods slightly* - "I see.. and what do you plan doing for the rest of your life? Delivering pizzas?"
Johnny - "Y-ye.. I mean no! I.. uh.. I don't know what I want to be."
Miranda - "That's alright. We ALL can't have our futures planned and paid for by our rich, corporate CEO father - now can we?"
*Johnny whimpers*

[Rathias0114]

I just realized our little irony.



Johnny.



Named after the famous John Shepard.



How'd he explain that one?

[AccursedOdin]

Rathias0114 wrote...

I just realized our little irony.

Johnny.

Named after the famous John Shepard.

How'd he explain that one?

Daughter with Daddy issues? Funny coincidence?

Modifié par AccursedOdin, 10 février 2010 - 09:06 .

[Titan98RG]

Rathias0114 wrote...

Kidding me?

I'd be more intimidated of a calm, cool Shepard who'd ask that one question that would make you sweat buckets than a glowy, eyed jerk.

well, a paragon shepard wouldn't shoot him.

[Flashy91]

Shepard - "Lets get one thing straight Johnny, if anything is remotely wrong with our daughter when she gets home I. Will.Kill.You"
Miranda - "and I'll bring you back to life so he can kill you again, understand?"

**stain appears on Johnnys pants**

[Valmy]

Man I don't know if I can bring such a terrible force down on the poor teenage boys of the galaxy. Maybe I should have stayed with Ashley after all.

[MegWithAMouth]

Flashy91 wrote...

Shepard - "Lets get one thing straight Johnny, if anything is remotely wrong with our daughter when she gets home I. Will.Kill.You"
Miranda - "and I'll bring you back to life so he can kill you again, understand?"

**stain appears on Johnnys pants**

Lol. That was a good one.

[shinobi602]

Shepard: So Johnny, where do you see yourself in say...5 years? 10 years?
Johnny: Sir, first, it's just an honor and I...I really aspire to reach a level that's even worth the dust under your shoes!
Shepard: *fiddles with pistol* Don't flatter yourself kid.
Johnny: I was just-
Miranda: Johnny, we only settle for the best, do you understand me?
Johnny: Yes ma'am that's why I'm trying to-
Miranda: Ma'am? *biotics glow* Are you saying I'm old?
Shepard: *stands up, hovers over Johnny* I'm getting a little tired of your snide insinuations Johnny.
Johnny: I never meant to offend you Commander Shep-

Shepard: You know who I am. Then you must know, bad things happen to those who oppose me. You don't want that.

Johnny: *sweats profusely* I....I don't >_>

Modifié par shinobi602, 10 février 2010 - 09:18 .

[Andysilv]

Lol. Some of these posts are hilarious! Well done people.



I'm done for the day, I'll see you guys & gals tomorrow!

[ToshiStation38]

shinobi602 wrote...

Shepard: So Johnny, where do you see yourself in say...5 years? 10 years?
Johnny: Sir, first, it's just an honor and I...I really aspire to reach a level that's even worth the dust under your shoes!
Shepard: *fiddles with pistol* Don't flatter yourself kid.
Johnny: I was just-
Miranda: Johnny, we only settle for the best, do you understand me?
Johnny: Yes ma'am that's why I'm trying to-
Miranda: Ma'am? *biotics glow* Are you saying I'm old?
Shepard: *stands up, hovers over Johnny* I'm getting a little tired of your snide insinuations Johnny.
Johnny: I never meant to offend you Commander Shep-

Shepard: You know who I am. Then you must know, bad things happen to those who oppose me. You don't want that.

Garrus: *pops in* They have a way of dying... *pops out*

Johnny: *sweats profusely* I....I don't >_>

You forgot one part.

[Valmy]

ToshiStation38 wrote...

You forgot one part.

 Good one

[westful]

ToshiStation38 wrote...

shinobi602 wrote...

Shepard: So Johnny, where do you see yourself in say...5 years? 10 years?
Johnny: Sir, first, it's just an honor and I...I really aspire to reach a level that's even worth the dust under your shoes!
Shepard: *fiddles with pistol* Don't flatter yourself kid.
Johnny: I was just-
Miranda: Johnny, we only settle for the best, do you understand me?
Johnny: Yes ma'am that's why I'm trying to-
Miranda: Ma'am? *biotics glow* Are you saying I'm old?
Shepard: *stands up, hovers over Johnny* I'm getting a little tired of your snide insinuations Johnny.
Johnny: I never meant to offend you Commander Shep-

Shepard: You know who I am. Then you must know, bad things happen to those who oppose me. You don't want that.

Garrus: *pops in* They have a way of dying... *pops out*

Johnny: *sweats profusely* I....I don't >_>

You forgot one part.

Exactly Garrus has to be a neighbor next to the Shepard family

[shinobi602]

haha